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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Sports Argument Stadium > MLB Wk1 GDT: I can feel my mental illness stalking Opening Day like a tiger
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Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

=^•⩊•^=

BigBallChunkyTime posted:

Can we please score a loving run this inning? Thanks

They better do it now because I don't like their chances in extras

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MrMidnight
Aug 3, 2006

Bregor posted:

Thank you Neris

Hey there's like one of 3 guys the Astros should have kept!!

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Popete
Oct 6, 2009

This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs

Grimey Drawer
Oh no its bases loaded

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Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

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Popete posted:

Oh no its bases loaded

Our biggest weakness

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BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen
loving brilliant move there, Counsell

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Bregor
May 31, 2013

People are idiots, Leslie.
Good time for a Happ slapp

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Popete
Oct 6, 2009

This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs

Grimey Drawer
RBBI!

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DemihumanResources
Apr 16, 2019

Just let me frob some dang bits already
I'll take it

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Bregor
May 31, 2013

People are idiots, Leslie.
It’s French for The Clerk

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maffew buildings
Apr 29, 2009

too dumb to be probated; not too dumb to be autobanned
can't believe it, mastruboni couldn't get it out of the infield

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Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

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RBBI! :toot:

Seiya I'm gonna need you to get a hit here

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Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

Another spring commute
RBBI!

Looks like Alzolay's gonna get a second chance. :ohdear:

* # ? Mar 31, 2024 22:24
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The Pussy Boss
Nov 2, 2004

 jaysus

Blake Snell will hopefully be an upgrade on these guys

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Popete
Oct 6, 2009

This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs

Grimey Drawer
never swing

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Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

Another spring commute
Seiya!

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Popete
Oct 6, 2009

This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs

Grimey Drawer
ok except for you Seiya, you can swing!

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Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

Another spring commute

Popete posted:

never swing

WRONG

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Bregor
May 31, 2013

People are idiots, Leslie.
SEIYA!!!!

:swoon:

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Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

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Kevlar v2.0 posted:

Seiya I'm gonna need you to get a hit here

Thank you, Seiya

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Poque
Sep 11, 2003

=^-^=
I love Seiya.

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Bregor
May 31, 2013

People are idiots, Leslie.
Pour it on boys

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DemihumanResources
Apr 16, 2019

Just let me frob some dang bits already
cubs.... scoring?

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Popete
Oct 6, 2009

This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs

Grimey Drawer
My good friend Cody!

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Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

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Sydin posted:

Looks like Alzolay's gonna get a second chance. :ohdear:

Let's just gently caress the closer instead

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Alfred P. Pseudonym
May 29, 2006

And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

 The World Champion Texas Rangers are dogshit garbage

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Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

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Kevlar v2.0 posted:

They better do it now because I don't like their chances in extras

Thank you, Cubs

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Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k

Alfred P. Pseudonym posted:

The World Champion Texas Rangers are dogshit garbage

:negative:

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Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

Another spring commute
Pro move to only PH Madrigal after it doesn't matter that he's 100% guaranteed to kill the rally.

Can the Cubs get three outs before they give up four runs? The world waits with bated breath.

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Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

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Don't worry, Nick Madrigal is here to end the inning

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The Pussy Boss
Nov 2, 2004

 Thairo!

12 to 2 bitches

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Popete
Oct 6, 2009

This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs

Grimey Drawer
Adbert getting a lot of flails

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BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen
W

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Bregor
May 31, 2013

People are idiots, Leslie.
W :toot:

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Popete
Oct 6, 2009

This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs

Grimey Drawer
W

It finally happened!

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Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

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W :toot:

Salvaged an ugly series.

If they make me get all bundled up for Wrigley tomorrow and don't end up playing, I will RIOT. Just cancel it tonight.

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Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

Another spring commute
Cubs Win! :toot:

Series salvaged, still sad that a foot and a half is all that separates a Morel slam that would have let the Cubs leave Texas up 2-1 vs the defending WS champs but it is what it is.

Time for three consecutive rainouts to open the Wrigley season! :shepicide:

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BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen
Nope. The Cubs will achieve the .500 mark for the first time this season tomorrow against the Rockies. You heard it here first.

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The Pussy Boss
Nov 2, 2004

 Lee walks for the 3rd time. I love his ABs

Michael King has 7 walks... and a 10 run lead

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STAC Goat
Mar 12, 2008

Watching you sleep.

Butt first, let's
check the feeds.

 How in the world is a bloop pop up into left field an infield fly?

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OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola
-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

STAC Goat posted:

How in the world is a bloop pop up into left field an infield fly?

It's called based on if an infielder can make a play on it

* # ? Mar 31, 2024 23:00
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