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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Sports Argument Stadium > MLB Wk1 GDT: I can feel my mental illness stalking Opening Day like a tiger
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Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

Another spring commute
Dansby's looked miserable defensively to start the season.

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Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

=^•⩊•^=

Yikes Dansby

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Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

=^•⩊•^=

Boy it will be nice to not face Marcus Semien for a while

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Alfred P. Pseudonym
May 29, 2006

And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

 Big fan of my pal Wyatt Langford

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Bregor
May 31, 2013

People are idiots, Leslie.
Cubs pls

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Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

=^•⩊•^=

Are ANY of the Rangers' runs earned?

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Poque
Sep 11, 2003

=^-^=
Langford is a stud

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Kirios
Jan 26, 2010




 How did we get Yainer Diaz for Myles loving Straw of all people

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mcmagic
Jul 1, 2004

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Christ it is so loving stupid to give up an RBI hit to Diaz with the refuse hitting below him in the Astros lineup.

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LobsterMobster
Oct 29, 2009

"I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"
Ok, Ozzie gets one back.

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ozymandius1024
Mar 15, 2006

You don't yank on the Spine of God
I'm sure that'll be the last inning for Flaherty. He looked great today aside from the one bomb.

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Nodoze
Aug 17, 2006

If it's only for a night I can live without you
Loaisiga doesn't really inspire much confidence to be honest


e: Oswaldo what the gently caress was that

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mcmagic
Jul 1, 2004

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Lots of bad defense in this series.

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ozymandius1024
Mar 15, 2006

You don't yank on the Spine of God
:siren:Baez gets a hit:siren:


Any pitcher who throws him a pitch in the zone should be chastised.

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Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

Another spring commute

Sydin posted:

Cubs hold the lead for more than five goddamn seconds challenge (impossible)
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Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

=^•⩊•^=

Morel error leads to 2 runs, Dansby error leads to 3 runs

Ugggghhh :ughh:

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Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

Another spring commute

Kevlar v2.0 posted:

Morel error leads to 2 runs, Dansby error leads to 3 runs

Ugggghhh :ughh:

Cubs were talked up as supposedly having one of the best defensive IF's in baseball this year, lmao.

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Bregor
May 31, 2013

People are idiots, Leslie.

Kevlar v2.0 posted:

Morel error leads to 2 runs, Dansby error leads to 3 runs

Ugggghhh :ughh:

How much was Matt Chapman’s contract? :smith:

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Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

Another spring commute
Busch looking completely helpless against the high fastball early on.

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BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen
Tell me again why the Cubs couldn't have added another starter to this garbage fire rotation?

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FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







 lets go barves pull this one out

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InsensitiveSeaBass
Apr 1, 2008

You're entering a realm which is unusual. Maybe it's magic, or contains some kind of monster... The second one. Prepare to enter The Scary Door.
Nap Ghost
:ohdear:

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Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

=^•⩊•^=

That's his second infield single of the day

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maffew buildings
Apr 29, 2009

too dumb to be probated; not too dumb to be autobanned
this is horrible why do the Cubs keep doing this

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elentar
Aug 26, 2002

Every single year the Ivy League takes a break from fucking up the world through its various alumni to fuck up everyone's bracket instead.
ah well would've taken the opening series win at the direct rivals' stadium to begin with. definitely some bullpen stuff to shake out but so it goes

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Endless Trash
Aug 12, 2007


 I felt like fielding errors were fairly rare for the Cubs last year, what the hell happened

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FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







 ahh well nevertheless

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Nodoze
Aug 17, 2006

If it's only for a night I can live without you
Boone is so dumb, why are you trying to steal extra outs with Loaisiga there when it was obvious he didn't have it today

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STAC Goat
Mar 12, 2008

Watching you sleep.

Butt first, let's
check the feeds.

 Alvarez has some real checked out energy this series.

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mcmagic
Jul 1, 2004

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WTF Trevino

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DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

THREE TIME! THREE TIME!

Sydin posted:

Cubs were talked up as supposedly having one of the best defensive IF's in baseball this year, lmao.

Because they were like THE best last year. They’ll get it together a bit but there was obviously going to be some regression. Especially when you just punt on the corners.

Same goes for the offense.

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Nodoze
Aug 17, 2006

If it's only for a night I can live without you
Jose Trevino is supposed to be the defensive wizard catcher

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mcmagic
Jul 1, 2004

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Nodoze posted:

Jose Trevino is supposed to be the defensive wizard catcher

Buzzer boy was out by 5 feet and he just airmailed it...........................

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mcmagic
Jul 1, 2004

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I love it when Bregman eats poo poo. It's great.

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mcmagic
Jul 1, 2004

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Pretty nuts that the Yankees won this series while getting NOTHING from Judge.

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The Pussy Boss
Nov 2, 2004

 Wilmer did a full flip over the railing :aaa:

seems to be OK

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Kirios
Jan 26, 2010

mcmagic posted:

Pretty nuts that the Yankees won this series while getting NOTHING from Judge.

Credit where credit is due - this team looks and feels different.

I don't hate these Yankees.

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Hand Row
May 28, 2001
 Brewers sweep. Obviously only one outing for him, but the Brewers might have hit the reliever jackpot again with Bryan Hudson. Tall rear end lefty that the Dodgers needed to trade due to 40 man crunch. Just dominated the Mets for 3 innings today on 37 pitches.

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mcmagic
Jul 1, 2004

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https://twitter.com/TalkinYanks/status/1774534961447436454

Stanton has the worst ABs of anyone in the majors lol

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ozymandius1024
Mar 15, 2006

You don't yank on the Spine of God

mcmagic posted:

https://twitter.com/TalkinYanks/status/1774534961447436454

Stanton has the worst ABs of anyone in the majors lol

Baez is worse. At least Stanton can still hit for power once in a while.

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