Completely unanswerable questions my wife asks me about our cat

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The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > Completely unanswerable questions my wife asks me about our cat

DrSunshine: Mar 23, 2009; Did I just say that out loud~~?!!!

What is Melba's solution to the Goldbach conjecture?
How would Melba resolve the incompatibility between the Standard Model and General Relativity?
Could Melba demonstrate that 2^ℵ_0 = ℵ_1 ?

# ¿ Mar 29, 2024 14:13

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# ¿ May 14, 2024 20:55

DrSunshine: Mar 23, 2009; Did I just say that out loud~~?!!!

Will Melba tell us the next winning lottery numbers?

# ¿ Mar 30, 2024 21:28

DrSunshine: Mar 23, 2009; Did I just say that out loud~~?!!!

Internet Old One posted:

Your wife is adorable dude. She's just trying to make you smile.

Unfortunately, OP is too literal-minded and busy coding to appreciate his manic pixie dream wife and witch-familiar cat. :geno:

# ¿ Mar 31, 2024 23:10

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