Completely unanswerable questions my wife asks me about our cat

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The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > Completely unanswerable questions my wife asks me about our cat

Grey Cat: Jun 3, 2023; Doing stuff and things

I ask questions all the time anout my cat, just answer the drat questions, op.

Here's my usuals.

Why is he such a goblin?
Why does he look so sad?
Why is he so smelly?
What is wrong with him?
Do you think he has any idea what's going on?
Do you think he misses us?
How can he be so dumb?
Does he have a clue how handsome he is?

etc.