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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Sports Argument Stadium > The Hammer House: Stinger Splash Zone > AEW RAMPAGE 3/29: THE NATURAL VS THE MUSKY MUSTACHE
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Davros1
Jul 19, 2007

You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible



 It's Friday and you know what that means!


https://twitter.com/AEW/status/1773689061640925359?s=20

In a AEW International Title Eliminator Match*, AEW International Champion Roderick Strong takes on "Daddy Magic" Matt Menard!

https://twitter.com/AEW/status/1773734359180410955?s=20

"The Natural" Dustin Rhodes and The Butcher resume their rivalry from the legendary Bunkhouse Tag Team Match from three and half years ago!**

https://twitter.com/AEW/status/1773779659366469900?s=20

Mariah May goes one on one with Nikita!***

https://twitter.com/AEW/status/1773462569795391735?s=20

"The Virtuosa" Deonna Purrazzo will be in singles action!


Also

https://twitter.com/AEW/status/1773500320380866744?s=20

We are all cordially invited to The Bang Bang Gang's Family Dinner!****

https://twitter.com/AEW/status/1773485219259003102?s=20

And we'll hear from the AEW Women's World Champion Toni Storm!


*Ignore the typo in the tweet
**Will Dustin finish the story before Cody?
***Calm down, it's not Nikita Koloff
****Forks Up!

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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

 The Gunn Club dinner is gonna be incredible.

Davros1 posted:

Mariah May goes one on one with Nikita!***

Holy poo poo, Nikita Ko-

Davros1 posted:

***Calm down, it's not Nikita Koloff

noooo

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graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts
 this is rampage baby

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Duke Pukem
Oct 23, 2010

Three cheers for dark beer!


 lets go Seven

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Barry Bluejeans
Feb 2, 2017

ATTENTHUN THITIZENTH

Duke Pukem posted:

lets go Black Reign
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Miching Mallecho
May 24, 2010

:yeshaha:
:dance: rampage

* # ? Mar 30, 2024 03:03
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Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!

Duke Pukem posted:

lets go Andy
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Majinfoose
Jul 26, 2007

HOLY SHIT
This vegan brisket is bussin

Duke Pukem posted:

lets go Seven

WHAT'S IN THE BOX

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Duke Pukem
Oct 23, 2010

Three cheers for dark beer!


 pain

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Barry Bluejeans
Feb 2, 2017

ATTENTHUN THITIZENTH
thanks Voiceover Tony, that was informative

* # ? Mar 30, 2024 03:09
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Duke Pukem
Oct 23, 2010

Three cheers for dark beer!


 nice match

* # ? Mar 30, 2024 03:12
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Duke Pukem
Oct 23, 2010

Three cheers for dark beer!


 ohh, lady frost tomorrow

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fez_machine
Nov 27, 2004
 Hahah swerve has proved that home invasions are definitely face behaviour in AEW

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fez_machine
Nov 27, 2004
 lmao the tv playing Daddy rear end matches

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Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!
 "thanks bro its our merch :buddy:"

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Barry Bluejeans
Feb 2, 2017

ATTENTHUN THITIZENTH
though Jay's energy here is more like an rear end in a top hat stray cat that got into your house and started knocking stuff over

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Barry Bluejeans
Feb 2, 2017

ATTENTHUN THITIZENTH
we outnumber him three on one and I have a bat! run!!!

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Tweak
Jul 28, 2003

or dont whatever








 cameraman shoulda been juice, not cleared to wrestle but nobody said anything about breaking & entering

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Duke Pukem
Oct 23, 2010

Three cheers for dark beer!


 Rose just faceplanted

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flashy_mcflash
Feb 7, 2011

 Tony just using his CAWs as jobbers smh

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Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!
 this jobber has some of the most insane gear I've ever seen lmao

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Maxwell Lord
Dec 12, 2008

I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.

:smith:

Grimey Drawer
Rose has a neat look

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Duke Pukem
Oct 23, 2010

Three cheers for dark beer!


 :stare:

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Maxwell Lord
Dec 12, 2008

I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.

:smith:

Grimey Drawer
“I think her head’s in Montreal right now”

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Barry Bluejeans
Feb 2, 2017

ATTENTHUN THITIZENTH
I really haven't been impressed by Deonna's AEW run thus far

dunno if she still needs time to get settled or what, but it's been nearly two months and no matches better than "fine"

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Maxwell Lord
Dec 12, 2008

I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.

:smith:

Grimey Drawer
Still briefly thought that was Toni

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Maxwell Lord
Dec 12, 2008

I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.

:smith:

Grimey Drawer
And I won’t dare tell you how

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Duke Pukem
Oct 23, 2010

Three cheers for dark beer!


 lol

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Maxwell Lord
Dec 12, 2008

I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.

:smith:

Grimey Drawer
What is the crowd chanting?

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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

 "SLAP THOSE TITS OFF!"


"Well... I hope she doesn't do that."

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Duke Pukem
Oct 23, 2010

Three cheers for dark beer!


 "slap those tits off, mariah!"

tony - "Well, I hope she doesnt do THAT"


LOL

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Majinfoose
Jul 26, 2007

HOLY SHIT
This vegan brisket is bussin

 I love how hard Mariah hits people

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Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!

Majinfoose posted:

I love how hard Mariah hits people

she's fully joshi-pilled and it rules

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Maxwell Lord
Dec 12, 2008

I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.

:smith:

Grimey Drawer
You silly girl

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Duke Pukem
Oct 23, 2010

Three cheers for dark beer!


 Im happy they brought back fake Barracuda


now they only need to bring back fake Danzig for Kyle O Reilly

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Maxwell Lord
Dec 12, 2008

I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.

:smith:

Grimey Drawer
HARLEY

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Duke Pukem
Oct 23, 2010

Three cheers for dark beer!


 RIHOS PIPE

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Barry Bluejeans
Feb 2, 2017

ATTENTHUN THITIZENTH
Ruby teleports in to disapprove!

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Maxwell Lord
Dec 12, 2008

I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.

:smith:

Grimey Drawer
Ruby is very disappointed

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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

 Cool Hand Ang, this is a VERY easy choice you're being presented with!

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