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It's a legitimate question
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You poo poo first. Idiot.
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Mar 30, 2024 16:36
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I do a wipe to make sure I'm not about to drop poo in the bathroom on the way to the shower, you boob.
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Mar 30, 2024 16:37
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Mar 30, 2024 16:37
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I usually shout "fore!" before throwing my colostomy bag. Not sure if this answers your question op
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Mar 30, 2024 16:43
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Just poo poo in the shower and wafflestomp it
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Mar 30, 2024 16:45
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This is why the other forums laugh at us
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Mar 30, 2024 16:51
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Gotta put both hands in there and make sure it's all scrubbed inside
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Mar 30, 2024 16:53
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Wii Spawn Camper posted:Just poo poo in the shower and wafflestomp it There is no other answer
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Mar 30, 2024 17:09
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Smugworth posted:This is why the other forums laugh at us Lol
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Mar 30, 2024 17:13
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U GOTTA SHOWER FIRST THEN DO THE POOP TO SEASON THAT BARE rear end in a top hat AREA
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Mar 30, 2024 17:15
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I just shower in water
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Mar 30, 2024 18:37
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i've never pooped
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Mar 30, 2024 18:51
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Smugworth posted:This is why the other forums laugh at us nobody laughs at gbs
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Mar 30, 2024 19:25
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Panic! At The Tesco posted:i've never pooped on purpose or did it just end up that way
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Mar 30, 2024 21:39
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I just shower using the bidet so its basically the same thing regardless
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Mar 30, 2024 21:42
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i generally let my groom of the stool schedule these things. if he wants it done one way or another, well, he's the professional and i'll defer to his wisdoms and experience on the matter.
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Mar 30, 2024 22:16
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Wipe first then get knuckle deep in the shower, gotta get clean
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Mar 30, 2024 22:24
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It depends entirely on viscosity and volume.
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Mar 31, 2024 00:29
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i've got a bidet op
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Mar 31, 2024 00:33
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I prefer to poo poo in the toilet and leave it in there then immediately go shower, so the poo poo particles mix with the hot steam and create a poo poo perfume that clings to my body.
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Mar 31, 2024 00:39
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I wipe after I get out of the shower OP. Hope that helps.
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Mar 31, 2024 00:57
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Panic! At The Tesco posted:i've never pooped You're so full of poo poo.
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Mar 31, 2024 01:01
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Poop rear end cleared after shower
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Mar 31, 2024 04:30
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I just get on my hand and knees and point my rear end at the shower. I face the Mecca too so I knock a bunch of things out at once.
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Mar 31, 2024 04:39
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Nelson Mandingo posted:I prefer to poo poo in the toilet and leave it in there then immediately go shower, so the poo poo particles mix with the hot steam and create a poo poo perfume that clings to my body. My wife insists toothbrushes stay in a closed cabinet because of poo poo spores. If your toothbrushes are exposed to open air in a bathroom, you might as well be brushing your teeth with a piece of poo poo.
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Mar 31, 2024 04:41
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WAR CRIME GIGOLO posted:Poop rear end cleared after shower poop rear end cleared after shower
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Mar 31, 2024 04:42
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vaginite posted:My wife insists toothbrushes stay in a closed cabinet because of poo poo spores. If your toothbrushes are exposed to open air in a bathroom, you might as well be brushing your teeth with a piece of poo poo. we got like 90 years of tooth brushing, and 60 years of toilets. Weird they would conflict
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Mar 31, 2024 04:46
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vaginite posted:My wife insists toothbrushes stay in a closed cabinet because of poo poo spores. If your toothbrushes are exposed to open air in a bathroom, you might as well be brushing your teeth with a piece of poo poo. If I was some sort of poo poo-encrusted peasant that had my toilet in the bathroom sure.
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Mar 31, 2024 06:35
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Ratios and Tendency posted:If I was some sort of poo poo-encrusted peasant that had my toilet in the bathroom sure. Yeah me neither but there’s no way I’m gonna pay for split out toilet rooms in the servant’s quarters, and I don’t want my butler walking around all poo poo-teethed.
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Mar 31, 2024 06:40
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Yes, don't get poop on your washcloth
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Mar 31, 2024 07:12
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Waffle House posted:Yes, don't get poop on your washcloth don't tell me what to do
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Mar 31, 2024 08:13
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I like to shower and then poop. No sense in being perfectly clean.
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Mar 31, 2024 08:33
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Tenacious J posted:I like to shower and then poop. No sense in being perfectly clean. you should be the only one who knows how clean your butthole is
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Mar 31, 2024 08:41
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Nelson Mandingo posted:I prefer to poo poo in the toilet and leave it in there then immediately go shower, so the poo poo particles mix with the hot steam and create a poo poo perfume that clings to my body. I’ve told this story on here before I think, but I had a roommate who did this every single day. He would take one monster poo poo, not flush, then immediately jump in the shower. Usually for like a half hour. Sometimes he’d flush it after the shower, sometimes not. Never before. You always knew when he’d opened up the bathroom door no matter what floor of the house you were on because all the steam came billowing out infused with poo poo. Then he’d put on a thick layer of body spray followed by a thick layer of cologne. Grossest smelling motherfucker I’ve ever known.
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Mar 31, 2024 20:06
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What, you mean you don't store your poo poo in a sac at the end of your abdomen until you eventually die, rupturing your feculence all over the hair follicle that you've lived in all your life? Who are you people??
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Mar 31, 2024 21:07
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Smugworth posted:This is why the other forums laugh at us There are no other surviving forums. We are the dregs, the cockroaches in the nuclear winter.
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Mar 31, 2024 21:44
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I drag my lovely rear end across the bathroom floor like a dog, then shower.
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vaginite posted:My wife insists toothbrushes stay in a closed cabinet because of poo poo spores. If your toothbrushes are exposed to open air in a bathroom, you might as well be brushing your teeth with a piece of poo poo. You can also lower the toilet lid before you flush thats what its there for
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