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What will happen to Chris Weidman next?
This poll is closed.
Legs fly off while walking to the cage 1 16.67%
Back injured after aggressive hugs from his father 2 33.33%
Beaten by mobsters for dog repossession fees 1 16.67%
He wins, god help us all 2 33.33%
Total: 6 votes
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rjmccall
Sep 7, 2007

no worries friend
Fun Shoe
During that fight, there was a pop-up stat about “clinch control time”, and the only thing I can think is that one of the judges thinks that’s a real thing

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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

How the gently caress is Algeo still stand... well nevermind, doesn't matter!

Brut
Aug 21, 2007

wow

CarlCX
Dec 14, 2003

man even though i like bill algeo i love how frequently kyle nelson fucks up their plans more

graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts
lol 'we have tommaso ciampa at home' dude ate loving poo poo then came back and killed that guy drat

rjmccall
Sep 7, 2007

no worries friend
Fun Shoe
Oof, Algeo was taking so much punishment, but I still feel like that was too quick

graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts
fathers rights !!! lol

Brut
Aug 21, 2007

lol wtf is this guy talking about

graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts

rjmccall posted:

Oof, Algeo was taking so much punishment, but I still feel like that was too quick

i agree with the stoppage, holmes was getting decked

rjmccall
Sep 7, 2007

no worries friend
Fun Shoe
ugggh gently caress this dude

LobsterMobster
Oct 29, 2009

"I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

Brut posted:

lol wtf is this guy talking about

"i dont like paying child support"

Brut
Aug 21, 2007

LobsterMobster posted:

"i dont like paying child support"

gross

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

loving killed him, oof.

Firebatgyro
Dec 3, 2010
Lol

DoombatINC
Apr 20, 2003

Here's the thing, I'm a feminist.





:wal: They could call this card "a night of disappointments and unusual finishes"
:stat: Why, was it written by your wife?
:wal: :stat: Ohhohohohohohohohohohohoh

CarlCX
Dec 14, 2003

it must be so deeply disappointing for sedriques to not have the authorities intervene and stop an unjust physical assault

ccubed
Jul 14, 2016

How's it hanging, brah?
The UFC has the worst pacing. This main card has been abysmal with all the stupid promo bullshit.

delightful
Jul 20, 2022
Please don't be sad and depressing, Wide Man.

fyallm
Feb 27, 2007



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ccubed posted:

The UFC has the worst pacing. This main card has been abysmal with all the stupid promo bullshit.

I finally caught up to live and now I'm sad

rjmccall
Sep 7, 2007

no worries friend
Fun Shoe
Oh nice, they showed his grandkids

rjmccall
Sep 7, 2007

no worries friend
Fun Shoe
Well, that’s one round for Weidman

DoombatINC
Apr 20, 2003

Here's the thing, I'm a feminist.





rofl wide man's thumb was in his eye long enough to have squatters rights

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

This ref always looks to me like he's half hoping he can convince one of the fighters to let him sub in for them.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Ridiculous ending to that round but also tremendous drat fun :3:

delightful
Jul 20, 2022
Ok, this is a fun scrap so I've ruled out depressing. Come on Wide Man, just don't be a sad ending. Win and retire please.

rjmccall
Sep 7, 2007

no worries friend
Fun Shoe
Think Silva had that round for most of it, but Weidman might’ve stolen it right there

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

delightful posted:

Ok, this is a fun scrap so I've ruled out depressing. Come on Wide Man, just don't be a sad ending. Win and retire please.

Weidman: Best I can do is a double eye-poke.

fyallm
Feb 27, 2007



College Slice
So many pokes

fyallm
Feb 27, 2007



College Slice
Oh good another fight ended cause of an eye poke??

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Was he saying there was ANOTHER poke during that final punch before the stoppage!?! :lol:

rjmccall
Sep 7, 2007

no worries friend
Fun Shoe
ugggh

delightful
Jul 20, 2022

Jerusalem posted:

Weidman: Best I can do is a double eye-poke.

This is the worst of all worlds. Chris Weidman wins a fight, but he does it by gouging an eye out. Why can't we just have nice things? :(

fyallm
Feb 27, 2007



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Pokes pokes pokes

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Oh my God it WAS an eye poke :lmao:

delightful
Jul 20, 2022
Even Jon Jones be like "drat, that's some eye pokes"

DoombatINC
Apr 20, 2003

Here's the thing, I'm a feminist.





trained under the tutelage of Moe Howard, this wide one

CarlCX
Dec 14, 2003

Please NC this fight and make the crowd riot.

sausage king of Chicago
Jun 13, 2001
lmao

beep by grandpa
May 5, 2004

Lol

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delightful
Jul 20, 2022
If you ain't cheatin you ain't Weidman

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