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Pimpcasso
Mar 13, 2002

VOLS BITCH
i saw an eclipse in 2017

It was okay i guess

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Klyith
Aug 3, 2007

GBS Pledge Week
when I was a small child I saw an eclipse and the light through the trees made little moon-crescent shapes all over the ground

none of the others I've seen have done that, lame. they just don't make good eclipses these days.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
I am in a spot we're I will experience three and a half minutes of 100% totality from by backyard so kiss my sweet rear end.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

people sure are getting excited about NOT seeing the sun

Spazzle
Jul 5, 2003

Impossibly Perfect Sphere posted:

I am in a spot we're I will experience three and a half minutes of 100% totality from by backyard so kiss my sweet rear end.

I regret to inform you tourists will blot out the sky like locusts.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

Spazzle posted:

I regret to inform you tourists will blot out the sky like locusts.

My office gave us the afternoon off and told us to work from home in the morning, I don't gotta even get outta my PJs.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Impossibly Perfect Sphere posted:

I am in a spot we're I will experience three and a half minutes of 100% totality from by backyard so kiss my sweet rear end.

Watch out for them karma clouds!

DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

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The sound of a million people saying "ooooohhhh" and some saying "ow"

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




i’m going to be looting vacant homes in rich neighborhoods outside the path of totality during the eclipse

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

State of Emergency was a very bad game on PS2.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Bad Purchase posted:

i’m going to be looting vacant homes in rich neighborhoods outside the path of totality during the eclipse

A solid heist plan. Hope you got your map all done and rehearsed.

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!

Spazzle posted:

I regret to inform you tourists will blot out the sky like locusts.

Then we shall observe the eclipse in the shade.

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER

Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

State of Emergency was a very bad game on PS2.

you're thinking of silent hill 2

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
BEING
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I’ve only been able to get hard twice in my life but you don’t see people making plans years in advance to see it.

Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.





lol Earthlings and their single eclipses. :rolleyes:

Sex Farm
Nov 17, 2017

Dang It Bhabhi! posted:

I’ve only been able to get hard twice in my life but you don’t see people making plans years in advance to see it.

Maybe if you do it in Niagara falls, Canada they will

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AjUJEkut6Sw

Sex Farm
Nov 17, 2017


They had a solid arcade back in the day. So did the basement of the skylon tower

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!
In highschool (mid-late 90s) I knew a couple guys that worked at the skylon arcade. They'd hook me up with free games and I could frequently get weed from there.

Sex Farm
Nov 17, 2017

wesleywillis posted:

In highschool (mid-late 90s) I knew a couple guys that worked at the skylon arcade. They'd hook me up with free games and I could frequently get weed from there.


Jellystone had a good arcade too back in the day, like eight machines but 5/8 were straight bangers

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!
poo poo, I've never been there. Boston Pizza on the hill had a good one, or did like 20 years ago. I've never been a big video game guy but I was just mentioning the other day how it sucks there aren't more arcades still around.

Laterite
Mar 14, 2007

It's Gutfest '89
Grimey Drawer
Seeing a solar eclipse in 100% totality is absolutely worth it if you can get in its path.

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
scrotal eclipse of the fart

Klyith
Aug 3, 2007

GBS Pledge Week
lol the state of emergency is gonna be from all the riots by people who paid $500 a night for a cloudy eclipse

Buce
Dec 23, 2005

Pimpcasso posted:

i saw an eclipse in 2017

It was okay i guess

if you didn't experience totality, then you basically edged and never came. at that point, is life even worth living?

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!
If my boat wasn't still in storage, I'd rent out seats on it and go out to the middle of lake Ontario.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 18 hours!
Nap Ghost

N. Senada posted:

Buy a gun and defend yourself

Best advice you will ever get. Will never backfire on you, and will never cause you to shoot one of your children. This guy knows what's up!

500excf type r
Mar 7, 2013

I'm as annoying as the high-pitched whine of my motorcycle, desperately compensating for the lack of substance in my life.

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

Best advice you will ever get. Will never backfire on you, and will never cause you to shoot one of your children. This guy knows what's up!

If the kids can't respect the authority of the gun then maybe they deserve it

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 18 hours!
Nap Ghost

500excf type r posted:

If the kids can't respect the authority of the gun then maybe they deserve it

I don't agree, and think you're a horrible person

500excf type r
Mar 7, 2013

I'm as annoying as the high-pitched whine of my motorcycle, desperately compensating for the lack of substance in my life.

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

I don't agree, and think you're a horrible person

It's literally how society operates??

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 18 hours!
Nap Ghost

500excf type r posted:

It's literally how society operates??

depends on who are the kids

500excf type r
Mar 7, 2013

I'm as annoying as the high-pitched whine of my motorcycle, desperately compensating for the lack of substance in my life.

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

depends on who are the kids

Is this your way of saying children of color deserve it

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 18 hours!
Nap Ghost

500excf type r posted:

Is this your way of saying children of color deserve it

Yeah, gently caress it. All Brown people should stand under my boot and lick it.

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




wait if they’re standing under your boot, are you upside down or just like really high up somehow?

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 18 hours!
Nap Ghost

Bad Purchase posted:

wait if they’re standing under your boot, are you upside down or just like really high up somehow?

This might be the dumbest thing I have seen in 26 years. You do you rear end in a top hat who doesn't know anything

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

This might be the dumbest thing I have seen in 26 years. You do you rear end in a top hat who doesn't know anything

Get their rear end

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




what did you see 26 years ago?

500excf type r
Mar 7, 2013

I'm as annoying as the high-pitched whine of my motorcycle, desperately compensating for the lack of substance in my life.

Bad Purchase posted:

what did you see 26 years ago?

It was the last time he shut off his monitor

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 18 hours!
Nap Ghost

500excf type r posted:

It was the last time he shut off his monitor

now I'm back, motherfucker

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500excf type r
Mar 7, 2013

I'm as annoying as the high-pitched whine of my motorcycle, desperately compensating for the lack of substance in my life.

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

now I'm back, motherfucker

Welcome back!

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