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i am a US ARMY VETERAN and my WIFE hosed MY NEIGHBOUR while i was KILLING MUSLIMS (sick grim reaper on a motorcycle) ... OFFENDED, SNOWFLAKE?
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I never knew this growing up but apparently Larry the Cable guy was a local where I grew up and he gave a bunch of money to Christian private school (Berean Baptist, now Grace Fellowship, or maybe both, I dunno). He also invested a lot of his money into buying pounds and pounds of weed.
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Dan Whitney was an 80's cocaine, suit & tie and what's the deal with (x) comic before he tapped into the niche that made him rich
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Dan Whitney called me a slur and everyone laughed at me
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Smugworth posted:Dan Whitney called me a slur and everyone laughed at me what slur
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QdQtXqeXPuo
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pencilhands posted:what slur bad one
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he has phone sex with his mom That's pretty edgy for the time got to be honest
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Smugworth posted:bad one all slurs are bad
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pencilhands posted:all slurs are bad been saying this
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drat PH that's a sweet new custom title celebrating your Mastery
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For people who don't read ever, they sure wear wordy shirts. Like I'm going to stand there and read that whole veiled threat. HJE-Cobra posted:Those tshirts look like something da share z0ne would do I think I actually need this. The Bible fucked around with this message at 01:56 on Apr 1, 2024 |
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The Bible posted:I think I actually need this. Sure, if you want your own skeleton life shirt, it's on idakoos (which there was a thread about many years ago iirc) https://www.idakoos.com/live-without-skeleton--i-dont-think-so+tshirt,362761 They have a bunch of shirts about skeleton, it's apparently a sport. And they just have the (Sport) Theme shirts for it, so there's a bunch of shirts like "Skeleton Grandma" or "Skeleton until I die" or "America Skeleton" or whatever
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I speak fluent sarcasm.
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I have a concealed weapon but I wear a tee shirt telling you I have a concealed weapon so that you, the armed robber, know to just put a bullet in the back of my head and steal both my wallet and my gun.
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Apr 1, 2024 02:08
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Szyznyk posted:I have a concealed weapon but I wear a tee shirt telling you I have a concealed weapon so that you, the armed robber, know to just put a bullet in the back of my head and steal both my wallet and my gun. I just want everyone to be aware that I'm violent and have poor self-control and this makes me a real badass that everyone should respect.
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People are stupid, when you're a boomer you have a t-shirt, so it must be true
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Post more fake t-shirts please, tia.
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HJE-Cobra posted:Sure, if you want your own skeleton life shirt, it's on idakoos (which there was a thread about many years ago iirc) Some real classics shirts to be found there      
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Congrats Thesaurus 🎉
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Well, they got "Wife Bad", but no "Phone Bad"? Those are the two staples of Boomer humor.
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The Bible posted:Well, they got "Wife Bad", but no "Phone Bad"? Those are the two staples of Boomer humor. Yes, coming from a group of people who are loving CONSTANTLY yelling into their phones and have the highest percentage of married couples of any generation. 
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Lt. Cock posted:Alright so the redneck kings of comedy tour had four guys and four catch phrases right? Fourth guy was Ron White who comedy nerds usually liked. He didn’t really have a catch phrase but there was “Call me tater salad” as a thing he was known for and he made it the title of his book which was just his routines written down really
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I want a shirt like that but for lepers instead of stupid people.
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Mulaney Power Move posted:I never knew this growing up but apparently Larry the Cable guy was a local where I grew up and he gave a bunch of money to Christian private school (Berean Baptist, now Grace Fellowship, or maybe both, I dunno). He also invested a lot of his money into buying pounds and pounds of weed. That’s a good investment. Quick turnaround time for ROI
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it’s easier to call people stupid than to examine your thoughts or motivations, op
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I have a couple of friends who are legit stupid. Don't learn from mistakes, only think in the present tense, can't hold a deep conversation to save their lives... but they're also really nice, helpful, fun people. I'm not going to trust them with anything important, but I enjoy their company and want the best for them. Not everyone is blessed with brains and that's fine. If they were assholes with anger issues, I wouldn't feel that way.
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Apr 1, 2024 17:20
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yeah, i have some stupid friends too
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Get a Brian, Moran.
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when i was a teenager my dad wore his “Let me through… I kill lawyers” t-shirt in public all the time. as far as i know he never had a bad lawyer experience. only time i remember him even meeting one, it was to set up some shell corporation to hide assets because of his paranoia about liability lawsuits after telling us some probably made up story about a burglar suing a homeowner because he fell out of a tree during an attempted break in.
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The Bible posted:For people who don't read ever, they sure wear wordy shirts. i'm oppressed by words in print too, mostly by the cooking tips on my tv dinners
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Dumb Sex-Parrot posted:i'm oppressed by words in print too, mostly by the cooking tips on my tv dinners %50 power for five minutes, stir, recover, 90 seconds on high? gently caress that. 4 minutes 100% power
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Apr 1, 2024 22:35
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microwave meals for one
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Thesaurus posted:Some real classics shirts to be found there Back in the day I ordered a few shirts from there for some friends, with a sporty type font that just said "Combat Robot" on them  Combat Robot is a sport too apparently, so it has all the sport template shirts available to choose from HJE-Cobra fucked around with this message at 22:48 on Apr 1, 2024 |
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NEVER MESS with a HIGH SCHOOL GYM TEACHER WHO throws out the LEAN CUISINE Box then has to DIG it out OF THE TRASH to READ THE INSTRUCTIONS
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Tshirts are my preferred medium for expressing belligerence. Not as clumsy or random as tweeting. A more elegant shitpost, from a more civilized age.
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