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Szyznyk posted:I have a concealed weapon but I wear a tee shirt telling you I have a concealed weapon so that you, the armed robber, know to just put a bullet in the back of my head and steal both my wallet and my gun. the shirt should have an arrow pointing to which hip/pocket/shoulder the gun is on for maximum draw speed (in case you forget, you can check your shirt for reference). actually pls don't steal my idea
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LEAD-Brained Free-Thinker 💀I'm PROJECTING💀 This TShirt is my Personality
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I worked with a cook we called "dirty josh" and when asked "how are you" in the morning hed say things like: "Im just sick and tired of stupid people". Which to me was funny. Josh was by all accounts a stupid person.
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I remember being really weirded out by the chatroom affair thing in the last chapter and then it turned out that's basically what he did IRL lol
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Pontificating rear end posted:This TShirt is my Personality totally this People who wear a slogan don't have anything of interest to say themselves. I had a tshirt that just had '073' written on it. I lost count of the amount of times people would read the numbers and say "0.. 7... 3..." then look me straight in the eye expecting some profound wisdom about what those 3 random numbers meant. THEY DON'T MEAN ANYTHING! STOP loving ASKING! A gang of four of us were heading out one night and conversation started about what to wear. Somebody told me to wear '073'. He didn't say 'the shirt with '073' he just said '073'. I asked him why and he said "It just wouldn't be you without 073". Never wore that shirt again. Never worn a shirt with anything written on it since. I still have it hanging in my wardrobe over 20 years later. Stupid 073. gently caress 073.
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Someone put these on a T shirt:quote:I CAME HERE TO DO TWO THINGS: FORKLIFT AND gently caress. AND I'M ALL OUT OF VIAGRA!! quote:I'M FORKLIFT CERTIFIED AND I EAT rear end FOR FUN. ASK ME ABOUT MY HERPES quote:IF YOUR NOT FORKLIFT CERTIFIED THEN GET YOU'RE rear end AWAY FROM ME. YOU ARENT EVEN GOOD ENOUGH TO EAT MY poo poo OR DRINK MY JIZZ
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quote:I'M FORKLIFT CERTIFIED, I EAT MY STEAK WELL DONE, WITH KETCHUP. I DRINK NON-WOKE BEER, I LIKE PUSSY, JESUS AND AMERICA. ARE YOU OFFENDED YET SNOWFLAKE?
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I wore an old SA shirt that said “the internet makes you stupid” out in public. Someone walked up to me and we had a brief interaction where he commented on my shirt and agreed with the message.
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To be fair... posted:I wore an old SA shirt that said “the internet makes you stupid” out in public. Someone walked up to me and we had a brief interaction where he commented on my shirt and agreed with the message. Did he have stairs?
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"Don't cry because it's over; smile because it happened." *image of forklift underneath text*
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:"Don't cry because it's over; smile because it happened." God, you're like a combination of Robert frost, Bob Marley and Socrates.
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"cable ain't the only thing I lay baby"
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20 year old forklift drivers wear poo poo like a picture of jar jar binks's head with a forklift for a body and yourre telling me no, the boomers are wrong.. smdh
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R.L. Stine posted:20 year old forklift drivers wear poo poo like a picture of jar jar binks's head with a forklift for a body and yourre telling me no, the boomers are wrong.. smdh These pallets aren't loaded with avocados there pal.
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I'm surprised they don't make covers for adult diapers with pithy sayings.
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staberind posted:I'm surprised they don't make covers for adult diapers with pithy sayings. quote:THIS DIAPER IS A REAL MAN'S "SAFE SPACE"
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Laterite posted:I remember being really weirded out by the chatroom affair thing in the last chapter and then it turned out that's basically what he did IRL lol Came here to post that. That's all I really remember about the book. Lt. Cock posted:Alright so the redneck kings of comedy tour had four guys and four catch phrases right? Tater Salad Szyznyk posted:Ron White was nowhere near the talentless hack the other three were and thus was nowhere near as successful. Yeah I can't recall why he said he was asked to join that crew. They parted ways and (I think) his act may be slightly different.
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Laterite posted:I remember being really weirded out by the chatroom affair thing in the last chapter and then it turned out that's basically what he did IRL lol wait what lol got a link or anything?
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HJE-Cobra posted:Back in the day I ordered a few shirts from there for some friends, with a sporty type font that just said "Combat Robot" on them I want one that says something like code:The Bible fucked around with this message at 04:19 on Apr 2, 2024 |
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Soapy_Bumslap posted:Tshirts are my preferred medium for expressing belligerence. Not as clumsy or random as tweeting. A more elegant shitpost, from a more civilized age. They're also the preferred way to express how horny and "randy" you're feeling
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this was a favorite gym shirt that either my mom or wife threw out i don't really blame them but there's a lot of pigs and pig adjacent people in my gym and i wanna let em know how god feels
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quote:The ONLY JAB I'm GETTING
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kntfkr posted:this was a favorite gym shirt that either my mom or wife threw out Mom or wife lol
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Buce posted:after all these years, this one still owns This came from Gumroad didn't it
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kntfkr posted:this was a favorite gym shirt that either my mom or wife threw out 
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Stefan Prodan posted:wait what lol got a link or anything? You mean the whole story? I'm sure if you look on Archive.org or check out the library quote:The book ends with a fictional story from the second-person viewpoint of a married, stay-at-home mom and her gradual acceptance of and proficiency at using the family PC, especially surfing the Internet through the AOL online service. Eventually, she meets an English teacher online, and the two develop feelings for one another. The story ends with them deciding they should meet in person, even though this potentially will change their lives forever. There has been speculation that this is a fictionalized retelling of Dave Barry's relationship with his current wife Michelle; the male character's online name in the AOL chat rooms is RayAdverb, an anagram of Dave Barry. This theory has not been confirmed by Barry. (Barry's Twitter handle is RayAdverb.) This has jogged another memory. In 1996 I was working in some strip mall computer store, that kind that sold beige boxes and computer parts to locals. One day this guy comes in (he was a Boomer so it's content) and wants to know if we can digitize his picture. We had just gotten one of those Sony 1mp Digital Cameras that saves to a floppy disk (we were also doing web design) so we charged the guy $20 for the floppy and took 4 pictures of him. As he's paying up he says the reason he wants it is that he's been chatting to women on AOL and found someone a few states over that he really likes. It was the first time I'd seen someone outside of a BBS talk about someone they met online. After that day it seems that's all you heard about. About 8 months after that I started another job, and the supervisor would spent lots of hours in his office talking on AOL to some girl. I think he even called her a few times from there as it wouldn't show up in the phone bill. I'm trying to say this happened a lot 
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Bonzo posted:You mean the whole story? I'm sure if you look on Archive.org or check out the library Sorry no I meant a link to whatever Barry did IRL, I read the book already
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:"Don't cry because it's over; smile because it happened." I apologize in advance. Waddle Bourgeoidee fucked around with this message at 00:06 on Apr 3, 2024 |
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BIG FLUFFY DOG posted:Fourth guy was Ron White who comedy nerds usually liked. He didn’t really have a catch phrase but there was “Call me tater salad” as a thing he was known for and he made it the title of his book which was just his routines written down really For what it's worth, Ron White is still doing it and is actually a good comedian, unlike the other three. Once he stopped repeating his old act, he got way better.
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Vile_Nihlist666 posted:For what it's worth, Ron White is still doing it and is actually a good comedian, unlike the other three. Once he stopped repeating his old act, he got way better. How dare you question the pure comedic talent of Jeff Foxworthy
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R.L. Stine posted:i listen exclusively to mike warnke, god's comedian mike made it all up for the lols also money drugs and pussy
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staberind posted:I'm surprised they don't make covers for adult diapers with pithy sayings. Looking for masks for costumes is a nightmare since COVID; I came across all these masks with anti-mask slogans and stuff like "FACE DIAPER" and whatnot. 
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BIG FLUFFY DOG posted:Fourth guy was Ron White who comedy nerds usually liked. He didn’t really have a catch phrase but there was “Call me tater salad” as a thing he was known for and he made it the title of his book which was just his routines written down really Ron White's catchphrase was "you can get plastic surgery but you can't fix stupid"
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R.L. Stine posted:i listen exclusively to mike warnke, god's comedian
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