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credburn
Jun 22, 2016
A tangled skein of bad opinions, the hottest takes, and the the world's most misinformed nonsense. Do not engage with me, it's useless, and better yet, put me on ignore.
Someone who plays for the Dodgers is a Dodger

Someone who plays for the Bulls is a Bull

Someone who plays for the Maple Leafs is a Maple Leaf

Someone who plays for the Jazz is a ... Jazz?

What about someone who plays for the Red Sox? Are they a Red Sock? Surely not.

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Wii Spawn Camper
Nov 25, 2005

That's fine. I guess you're just losers then.

Probably a Jazzer and when they work out it’s called Jazzercise

Jean-Paul Shartre
Jan 16, 2015

this sentence no verb


A jizz, hope this helps OP

R.L. Stine
Oct 19, 2007

welcome to dead gay dog house

credburn posted:

Someone who plays for the Maple Leafs is a Maple Leaf

say that again mother fucker

lipid
Feb 21, 2001
Utah saints

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


They are a Jizzer OP.

Dukberry
Nov 5, 2013

you dont

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
A hep cat

Buce
Dec 23, 2005

a jizz wailer

Ratios and Tendency
Apr 23, 2010

:swoon: MURALI :swoon:


They play for the Utah Jazz so it's never come up.

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

They're called Notes 🎵🎶 op

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

Ratios and Tendency posted:

They play for the Utah Jazz so it's never come up.

Lol

Szyznyk
Mar 4, 2008

Jimmy Kimmel in blackface.

Semi-Protato
Sep 11, 2001



Wii Spawn Camper posted:

Probably a Jazzer and when they work out it’s called Jazzercise

Borrowed Ladder
May 4, 2007

monarch of the sleeping marches
What about Miami Heat

Sex Farm
Nov 17, 2017

Borrowed Ladder posted:

What about Miami Heat

You could call them heaters

cwinkle
Mar 7, 2008
A millionaire. Laugh at that idiot.

Sex Farm
Nov 17, 2017

it is good that sports stars make a lot of money and all of them are still underpaid for their fair market value

Mode 7
Jul 28, 2007

With the Jazz it's not what you call someone who plays, it's what you call someone who doesn't play.

Vampire Panties
Apr 18, 2001
nposter
Nap Ghost
a musician?

syntaxfunction
Oct 27, 2010

Mode 7 posted:

With the Jazz it's not what you call someone who plays, it's what you call someone who doesn't play.

The better joke would've been "it's all about the points they don't score" hth

Cyks
Mar 17, 2008

The trenches of IT can scar a muppet for life

R.L. Stine posted:

say that again mother fucker

I know what they will never be called…

Disco Pope
Dec 6, 2004

Top Class!

Smugworth posted:

They're called Notes 🎵🎶 op

It's all about the notes that don't play

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Shoulda changed their name!

You see, the team began in New Orleans, The River City, The Crescent City, where the strains of various jazz could be heard in the wee hours of dawn in the old French Quarter....

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

redshirt posted:

Shoulda changed their name!

You see, the team began in New Orleans, The River City, The Crescent City, where the strains of various jazz could be heard in the wee hours of dawn in the old French Quarter....

Lol remember when the Cleveland Browns changed their name to the Baltimore Ravens

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring

Ratios and Tendency posted:

They play for the Utah Jazz so it's never come up.

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring
i guess you could assume that they can be called “dissatisfied”

cumpantry
Dec 18, 2020

lipid posted:

Utah saints

YOU WANT THE BEST AND YOU GOT THE BEST
YOU WANT THE BEST AND YOU GOT THE BEST
THE HOTTEST BAND IN THE WORLD...

Disco Pope
Dec 6, 2004

Top Class!
I saw the Utah Saints support Pop Will Eat Itself and I was the youngest person there but it still popped off really good when they dropped "Something Good" after teasing it for the whole set.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

MrQwerty posted:

Lol remember when the Cleveland Browns changed their name to the Baltimore Ravens

And the Colts became..... the Colts, with SPOOOKY MOVING VANS in the night....

cumpantry
Dec 18, 2020

Disco Pope posted:

I saw the Utah Saints support Pop Will Eat Itself and I was the youngest person there but it still popped off really good when they dropped "Something Good" after teasing it for the whole set.

thats dope, i only recently started getting into them. i cant believe there's still supposedly a lost second unreleased album inbetween their debut and actual second just... out there. supposedly. i bet it's something good

No. 6
Jun 30, 2002

SLICK GOKU BABY posted:

They are a Jizzer OP.

Kevyn
Mar 5, 2003

I just want to smile. Just once. I'd like to just, one time, go to Disney World and smile like the other boys and girls.
I’m a thunder

root beer
Nov 13, 2005

MrQwerty posted:

Lol remember when the Cleveland Browns changed their name to the Baltimore Ravens

Haha I’m still laughing about it, especially when they won two superbowls

What about players from the Colorado Avalanche? Snowflakes? :trumppop:

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
bejazzler

Weaponized Autism
Mar 26, 2006

All aboard the Gravy train!
Hair Elf
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QPbQhy2kjxc

Jimbone Tallshanks
Dec 16, 2005

You can't pull rank on murder.

The Utah Jazz is a collective gestalt entity that requires all parts to function. There are no individuals.

Haptical Sales Slut
Mar 15, 2010

Age 18 to 49
No individuals. Just god. The Mailman.

Stink Billyums
Jul 7, 2006

MAGNUM
I don't know but the support staff are clearly jazz hands

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Turrurrurrurrrrrrr
Dec 22, 2018

I hope this is "battle" enough for you, friend.

Just use your phone or whatsapp or teams or whatever.

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