MLB Week 2 GDT: There is no god that can save the New York Mets

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Miz Kriss: Mar 17, 2009; It's only an avatar if the Cubs get swept.

https://x.com/cara_jeffrey/status/1774142801619587098
https://x.com/seanoconnz/status/1773781076621898159?s=46&t=lRl8HNC2dXvuRHcXaz1cXw

Redeye Flight posted:

Wow! I already crave death! It's like baseball never left!

Happy April Fools everyone! I was going to make the thread title about how the SAS Baseball Discord vote was an actual tie between the three quotes above, but at the literal last minute someone voted to break the tie, so the real fool is me.

TODAY�S SCHEDULE :siren:

Monday April 1

ATL @ CWS
2:10 PM ET
BSSO, NBCSCH
COL@ CHC
2:20 PM ET
COLR, MARQ, MLBN
PIT @ WSH
4:05 PM ET
SNP, MASN
KC @ BAL
6:35 PM ET
BSKC, MASN2
CIN @ PHI
6:40 PM ET
BSOH, NBCSP+
LAA @ MIA
6:40 PM ET
BSSC, BSFL
TEX @ TB
6:50 PM ET
BSSW, BSFL, FS1
DET @ NYM
7:10 PM ET
BSDET, SNY
TOR @ HOU
8:10 PM ET
SNET1, SCHN
BOS @ OAK
9:40 PM ET
NESN, NBCSCA+
CLE @ SEA
9:40 PM ET
BSGL, RSNW
STL @ SD
9:40 PM ET
BSMW, SDPA
NYY @ AZ
9:40 PM ET
YES, ARID
SF @ LAD
10:10 PM ET
NBCSBA, SNLA, MLBN

https://x.com/miz_kriss/status/1774876963544428710?s=46&t=lRl8HNC2dXvuRHcXaz1cXw

Miz Kriss fucked around with this message at 21:53 on Apr 1, 2024

# ? Apr 1, 2024 19:08

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# ? May 6, 2024 15:15

DJExile: Jun 28, 2007

make Seymour Weiner the commissioner right drat now

# ? Apr 1, 2024 19:10

KICK BAMA KICK: Mar 2, 2009

Looks chilly in Chicago

# ? Apr 1, 2024 19:11

Popete: Oct 6, 2009; This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs; Grimey Drawer

Shota flyball for the first out, he's arrived

# ? Apr 1, 2024 19:21

maffew buildings: Apr 29, 2009; too dumb to be probated; not too dumb to be autobanned

Popete posted:

Shota flyball for the first out, he's arrived

# ? Apr 1, 2024 19:24

Mustached Demon: Nov 12, 2016

Oh hey they're playing

# ? Apr 1, 2024 19:24

maffew buildings: Apr 29, 2009; too dumb to be probated; not too dumb to be autobanned

Incredible that we're watching Imanaga throw a perfect game in his MLB debut, but not surprising

# ? Apr 1, 2024 19:24

Popete: Oct 6, 2009; This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs; Grimey Drawer

Perfect thru 1

# ? Apr 1, 2024 19:25

Kevlar v2.0: Dec 25, 2003; =^�⩊�^=

EZ123 for Shota

# ? Apr 1, 2024 19:25

KICK BAMA KICK: Mar 2, 2009

Charlie loaded the bases and got out of it, still only threw 19 pitches

# ? Apr 1, 2024 19:26

Bregor: May 31, 2013; People are idiots, Leslie.

Shōta

# ? Apr 1, 2024 19:26

Kevlar v2.0: Dec 25, 2003; =^�⩊�^=

It's actually not that bad, weather-wise. I've been to far more miserable opening days.

# ? Apr 1, 2024 19:26

R.D. Mangles: Jan 10, 2004

Welcome to the shō

# ? Apr 1, 2024 19:27

Sydin: Oct 29, 2011; Another spring commute

Let's just score a bunch here and then get through five, tia.

# ? Apr 1, 2024 19:27

BigBallChunkyTime: Nov 25, 2011; Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.; Illegal Hen

Just got home, how hard is the wind blowing in?

# ? Apr 1, 2024 19:28

Kevlar v2.0: Dec 25, 2003; =^�⩊�^=

Happ employing my Wii Sports Baseball strategy: don't swing until you have 2 strikes on you

# ? Apr 1, 2024 19:28

Kevlar v2.0: Dec 25, 2003; =^�⩊�^=

R.D. Mangles posted:

Welcome to the shō

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN

# ? Apr 1, 2024 19:29

Sydin: Oct 29, 2011; Another spring commute

Still waiting for the first game with a competent homeplate umpire I guess.

# ? Apr 1, 2024 19:30

BigBallChunkyTime: Nov 25, 2011; Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.; Illegal Hen

Sho better get that high strike too.

# ? Apr 1, 2024 19:30

Bregor: May 31, 2013; People are idiots, Leslie.

Umps don�t call balls for strikes against Seiya challenge [IMPOSSIBLE]

# ? Apr 1, 2024 19:30

Kevlar v2.0: Dec 25, 2003; =^�⩊�^=

Aw man Seiya smoked that

# ? Apr 1, 2024 19:31

Popete: Oct 6, 2009; This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs; Grimey Drawer

Ugh, smoked that ball too

# ? Apr 1, 2024 19:32

BigBallChunkyTime: Nov 25, 2011; Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.; Illegal Hen

Happ almost with a Blan

# ? Apr 1, 2024 19:32

Sydin: Oct 29, 2011; Another spring commute

dang bad luck

# ? Apr 1, 2024 19:32

Kevlar v2.0: Dec 25, 2003; =^�⩊�^=

That Belli pop foul landed four rows in front of us

# ? Apr 1, 2024 19:32

elentar: Aug 26, 2002; Every single year the Ivy League takes a break from fucking up the world through its various alumni to fuck up everyone's bracket instead.

Morton has no idea where the ball's going right now, his feel seems totally off. miserable day

# ? Apr 1, 2024 19:33

BigBallChunkyTime: Nov 25, 2011; Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.; Illegal Hen

I both love and hate the wind at Wrigley

# ? Apr 1, 2024 19:34

R.D. Mangles: Jan 10, 2004

Morel owns

# ? Apr 1, 2024 19:34

Bregor: May 31, 2013; People are idiots, Leslie.

# ? Apr 1, 2024 19:34

Popete: Oct 6, 2009; This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs; Grimey Drawer

Morel and Seiya MVP race is going to be fun to watch

# ? Apr 1, 2024 19:34

BigBallChunkyTime: Nov 25, 2011; Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.; Illegal Hen

Come on Dansby

# ? Apr 1, 2024 19:35

Popete: Oct 6, 2009; This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs; Grimey Drawer

lol that was a strike

# ? Apr 1, 2024 19:35

Kevlar v2.0: Dec 25, 2003; =^�⩊�^=

Strandtastic!

# ? Apr 1, 2024 19:35

KICK BAMA KICK: Mar 2, 2009

NAILED him drat

# ? Apr 1, 2024 19:35

Popete: Oct 6, 2009; This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs; Grimey Drawer

ah poop

# ? Apr 1, 2024 19:36

Sydin: Oct 29, 2011; Another spring commute

ugh, tons of great contact and no runs, super unlucky inning

# ? Apr 1, 2024 19:36

BigBallChunkyTime: Nov 25, 2011; Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.; Illegal Hen

Stop it with the LOB.

# ? Apr 1, 2024 19:36

Popete: Oct 6, 2009; This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs; Grimey Drawer

Hi Kris

# ? Apr 1, 2024 19:38

Bregor: May 31, 2013; People are idiots, Leslie.

Still

u KB

# ? Apr 1, 2024 19:39

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# ? May 6, 2024 15:15

Poque: Sep 11, 2003; =^-^=

I love the Cubs

# ? Apr 1, 2024 19:39

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