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What should have main-evented UFC 300?
This poll is closed.
Alex Pereira vs Tom Aspinall 2 5.88%
Georges St-Pierre vs Khabib Nurmagomedov 6 17.65%
Mark Hunt vs Dana White 19 55.88%
Mark Coleman vs A Fire 5 14.71%
Mark Twain vs The Tainted Legacy of Americana 2 5.88%
Total: 34 votes
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Unperson_47
Oct 14, 2007



The new gloves have syringes in them that inject steroids and other drugs into the opponent with each punch (or themselves I suppose)

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Unperson_47
Oct 14, 2007



More fighters need to wear flowers. not even joking

Unperson_47
Oct 14, 2007



I always wondered why Featherweight is a heavier division than Bantam as a bantam is a chicken which is made up of many feathers. :thunk:

edit: I totally thought there was a Thanksgiving version of that smilie as a turkey. (:thunksgiving:)

Unperson_47 fucked around with this message at 08:30 on Apr 12, 2024

Unperson_47
Oct 14, 2007



Buschmaki posted:

why do the gloves have a microchip in them

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As an additional first-time innovation for UFC gloves, the 3EIGHT and 5EIGHT series will be embedded with NFC chips that utilize technology on the VeChainThor blockchain powered by VeChain, UFC’s official blockchain partner. Fans who purchase the gloves as memorabilia will be able to scan the chips via the official UFC website to view and verify the authenticity of the gloves and any history that is associated with them.

Unperson_47
Oct 14, 2007



They should make the gloves glow and turn the lights off in the arena for the second round. They should put me in charge

Unperson_47
Oct 14, 2007



More people should piss off Jiri only to be humbled imo

Unperson_47
Oct 14, 2007



Someone told me that they could've put ice up her nostril but I don't know if that's just them BSing.

Unperson_47
Oct 14, 2007



beep by grandpa posted:

All this talk about Yan needing to be woken up and various methods reminded me of the time claudia ghedalia's corner had someone pull open her shorts and pour cold water on her pussy mid-fight (????????????????)

I've also seen this done in boxing where the fighter's corner will pour water down their trunks the few times I've watched.

Unperson_47
Oct 14, 2007



Max and Justin are getting royalty alright...royalty SCREWED

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Unperson_47
Oct 14, 2007



God drat. I feel devastated for Francis and his family. :( That's gut-wrenching

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