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What should have main-evented UFC 300?
This poll is closed.
Alex Pereira vs Tom Aspinall 2 5.88%
Georges St-Pierre vs Khabib Nurmagomedov 6 17.65%
Mark Hunt vs Dana White 19 55.88%
Mark Coleman vs A Fire 5 14.71%
Mark Twain vs The Tainted Legacy of Americana 2 5.88%
Total: 34 votes
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ilmucche
Mar 16, 2016

Eye pokes reign supreme and cheating is the best base for mma

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ilmucche
Mar 16, 2016

mariooncrack posted:

With bloody elbow gone, where can you get quality mma journalism?

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=4057613

ilmucche
Mar 16, 2016

coathat posted:

“Beginning with UFC FIGHT NIGHT this Saturday, April 6, athletes who compete on cards at UFC APEX will receive four (4) seats for friends and family to watch their fight only,” Campbell wrote. “Following the bout, your guests will be escorted out of APEX. This practice will be in effect for all events at UFC APEX going forward.

The best part of this to me is schedules being fluid because of knockouts and stuff means they have to hang around outside/in the lobby for indeterminate amounts of time before someone shows up and goes "it's time" like it's an execution or something

ilmucche
Mar 16, 2016

I know it's his name and it might be a little rude but the idea that a guy named "Victor Hugo" is fighting made me chuckle a little bit

ilmucche
Mar 16, 2016


Lmao keep making content, merab

ilmucche
Mar 16, 2016

This is my annual request for the gsp conan clip. The original youtube video is gone and the streamable that had it last time no longer works :(

ilmucche
Mar 16, 2016


Hell yeah thank you

Edit: slamball ruled although I think it became 3 point shooting before it died. A preview of modern nba

ilmucche
Mar 16, 2016

44 fights in the UFC holy poo poo

ilmucche
Mar 16, 2016


I thought it would be something real weird and dumb like acceleration but it's so much dumber

ilmucche
Mar 16, 2016

that was a ridiculously good card. i don't have the patience for super long cards anymore (old cards had like 10 fights!!) but there were so many good fights on this one.

perreira not even looking at herb and pushing him away then murdering hill is nuts

ilmucche
Mar 16, 2016

That card was amazing. I can't get over Pereira's "no, herb, I'll handle this" not being the craziest knockout of the evening

ilmucche
Mar 16, 2016

did pereira not get a bonus at all for his ko? wtf?

ilmucche
Mar 16, 2016

beep by grandpa posted:

every single thing about that jiri fight, his win and the surrounding story of the fight is loving funny

what was this about him getting told he wasn't a samurai?

ilmucche
Mar 16, 2016

LobsterMobster posted:

Rakic said "hey, you know you're not a real samurai, right?"

And Jiri was outwardly calm, but internally was a raging inferno and said "heh, we'll see"

is that all he said? i thought it was way more than that lol

jiri seemed so upset i felt bad for him

ilmucche
Mar 16, 2016

GTO posted:

I watched it sober and had it 4 rounds to Max and 1 to JG. Crazy that he threw down at the end with the that lead but I guess he wanted the BMF highlight reel and maybe he felt JG didn't have anything for him. Wild highlight though so it paid off!

For 300k fotn a ten second risk probably worth it

ilmucche
Mar 16, 2016

She was out cold at the end of round 1. Full floppy mode

ilmucche
Mar 16, 2016

BlindSite posted:

I know its the same net result, but there's a big difference between being stanky leg from blunt force trauma and because you almost went night night to a blood choke. I know the optics are horrible but I don't have a problem with letting it continue.

From a safety perspective I can probably agree, from a competitive perspective she was out and the only reason she didn't lose was because the ref was happy to watch an unconscious person continue to get choked until the bell went

ilmucche
Mar 16, 2016

Angry_Ed posted:

Has anyone tried making "FightCoin" or "DanaWhiteCoin" yet.

DanaWhitePowerSlapCoin

ilmucche
Mar 16, 2016

Mr. Nice! posted:

An entire card of loser leaves town matches.

at least their guests get to see exactly their fight and no more

ilmucche
Mar 16, 2016

For some reason zombie's retirement came into my head today so I went back and watched it.

Zombie :unsmith:

ilmucche
Mar 16, 2016

CarlCX posted:

It could not have gone any better. And Dana White wanted to make sure everyone knew that, so he put together his own vanity video package telling everyone in the media who ever said anything bad about UFC 300 to eat poo poo. Take that, media! You're always stupid, we're always the best, and Dana White and the UFC can do no wrong.

So anyway, here's an Apex card where 21 out of 26 competitors are coming off either a loss (17) or a No Contest (1) or have never fought in the UFC before (3).

I hope you enjoyed your week off. Remember the good times.

Seriously? The man is so petty

ilmucche
Mar 16, 2016

Buschmaki posted:

Cambridge, MA, my hometown, ft mothereffin' W

Cambridge was a p cool place to visit but it's basically boston

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ilmucche
Mar 16, 2016

Josuke Higashikata posted:

UFC 304 in Manchester is starting at 3am local time.

Guess Dana White is going to find out what a couple ten thousand utterly loving plastered mancs are like.

I was curious and went to look on reddit and like 75% of the comments I saw on the announcement were saying no alcohol, only coke to make it through lol

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