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What should have main-evented UFC 300?
This poll is closed.
Alex Pereira vs Tom Aspinall 2 5.88%
Georges St-Pierre vs Khabib Nurmagomedov 6 17.65%
Mark Hunt vs Dana White 19 55.88%
Mark Coleman vs A Fire 5 14.71%
Mark Twain vs The Tainted Legacy of Americana 2 5.88%
Total: 34 votes
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DoombatINC
Apr 20, 2003

Here's the thing, I'm a feminist.





Okay so first reaction is that nobody read any of the copy while they were writing it, or maybe they have a keyboard without a backspace. "The UFC Official Fight Glove is name 3EIGHT based on the 3 rounds in the Octagon, all gloves except the Champion glove and 5EIGHT based on the 5 rounds in the Octagon for the Championship fights." is a sentence that the UFC put in an official piece of promotional material.

Second reaction is that even the glove display hands are doing the Moe Howard "why I oughta" index and middle finger extension, so eye gouging is still certainly on the menu with these puppies

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DoombatINC
Apr 20, 2003

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ugggghhhh immediate body shot ko on ONE :ohdear:

DoombatINC
Apr 20, 2003

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oh noo the main event in ONE just ended seconds in with a dislocated finger :(

DoombatINC
Apr 20, 2003

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wouldnt want any freeloaders stealing air conditioning from their Nevada warehouse

that reminds me, what are concessions like at the Apex? do they have a guy with warm pretzels and nachos somewhere in the back?

DoombatINC
Apr 20, 2003

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always seem to tune into ONE just in time to see someone's liver get processed into foie gras :cry:

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DoombatINC
Apr 20, 2003

Here's the thing, I'm a feminist.





coathat posted:

this morning's Thai Fight was really good

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eyGc_-lZrLs

halfway through this and, 1) drat these fights are dope af, definitely worth the time 2) how does every non-UFC promotion have better promotional flair than the UFC 3) more promotions need a jam band scoring the fight ringside

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