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Shanghaied posted:A long one. This thread has convinced me we need to ban wedding ceremonies
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If you ban weddings, only criminals will get married 
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Apr 30, 2024 15:47
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hawowanlawow posted:everyone keeps calling my stepdad sancho Maybe your stepdad should stop following around that old man who hates windmills, then 
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Kurieg posted:AITAH for skipping my dad's retirement party because my mom asked me not to bring my son. quote:I would have kept my mouth shut if she had kept my name out of her mouth. I love this expression and enjoy hearing it every time someone uses it.
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mystes posted:So Jennifer got mad after seeing OP in the dress and deciding that she will look better than her at the wedding, right? That's got to be in the top ten most common types of stories Who knows, redditors think that either Matthew mentioned to fiancée that he had a secret crush on OP in the past, or fiancée just feels that she has "won" after the engagement and doesn't have to be on best behaviour anymore, and is now picking off his female friends one by one, starting with the OP.
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the holy poopacy posted:If you ban weddings, only criminals will get married Finally, the straights can do crimes
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Shanghaied posted:Who knows, redditors think that either Matthew mentioned to fiancée that he had a secret crush on OP in the past, or fiancée just feels that she has "won" after the engagement and doesn't have to be on best behaviour anymore, and is now picking off his female friends one by one, starting with the OP. That sounds like a horror movie premise. It probably is one.
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Ominous Jazz posted:dang out teenage daughter isn't getting enough social time. rather than work with her and the other special needs groups, why not foist her on her brother. clearly a gaggle of teenage boys will be an endless reservoir of patience and kindness.
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Apr 30, 2024 15:58
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AITA For having my own secret honey stash?quote:Me 31 (M) and my partner 29 (F) have been living together for two years now. I like honey in my oatmeal. More specifically raw honey. Something about the flavor I just adore. So I always bought it even if it cost a bit more than regular.
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Apr 30, 2024 16:01
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Thread title nomination: Update. He's not mad at the moment. In fact he just came downstairs naked. I think this one highlights how different people are about what they wear around the house. Some people are fully clothed all the time, some people wear 'house clothes' (like pajamas), some people wear just underwear, and another set actually go full-nude, and all groups seem to consider what the other ones do really weird. It's also something you don't know unless you talk about it, because the non-fully-clothed people usually put on normal clothes if they have guests over. It's always funny to read the surprise when people discover these different groups. Also another linguistic quirk that usually adds to the surprise: some people who say 'naked' when they actually mean 'wearing only bottom underwear', so people who take 'naked' literally think of 'bare butt on the furniture' while others are like 'of course I have on panties/boxers, gross'. EDIT: Kurieg posted:AITA For having my own secret honey stash? This is a good example of why I think you should live with someone before getting married. Whether it's 'our' honey or 'his' honey, and whether they should split the cost aren't really huge issues. But if you end up not being able to talk out something this minor, FFS don't get married then post six months later about how honey is destroying your new marriage. Pantaloon Pontiff fucked around with this message at 16:15 on Apr 30, 2024 |
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Pantaloon Pontiff posted:Thread title nomination: Update. He's not mad at the moment. In fact he just came downstairs naked. I thought this was pretty funny too: I don't get it. 31/F just looking to get naked all the time. AITA?
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Shardix posted:I enjoy how the parents have not considered the fact that the friends are going to reply to an invite with a unanimous gently caress No.
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Apr 30, 2024 16:15
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We're forcing you to hang out with your sister so surely other parents will force their kids to hang out with her too.
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Kurieg posted:AITA For having my own secret honey stash? On the one hand, "I have to order it on Amazon." What? How is that an excuse? Just order more honey next time from goddam Amazon. This is not hard! On the other hand, how much loving waffles is this woman eating? ESH.
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Apr 30, 2024 16:17
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I can only imagine she's using honey the way most people use Syrup, completely drenching the waffle until every square is filled.
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Apr 30, 2024 16:23
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Wife Winnie the Pooh, so what?
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Apr 30, 2024 16:32
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keep punching joe posted:Wife Winnie the Pooh, so what? I'm certain that there's some sort of joke about the wife being in the public domain, but I can't get the pieces to fit
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ApplesandOranges posted:I thought that was 21. neither 21 nor 16 are prime
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Apr 30, 2024 16:37
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Kurieg posted:I can only imagine she's using honey the way most people use Syrup, completely drenching the waffle until every square is filled. What do you think the little squares are for?
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Apr 30, 2024 16:48
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Kurieg posted:AITA For having my own secret honey stash? Definitely NTA. If it was some generic clover or wildflower honey that would be one thing, but buying a specific type is a different beast. Hell, if someone ate my entire bottle of buckwheat honey I'd be pretty pissed (and surprised).
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Apr 30, 2024 16:52
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hawowanlawow posted:everyone keeps calling my stepdad sancho I don’t get along with my stepdad because every woman he meets is “the most beautiful castellana in the world” and he promises to go questing on behalf of each and every one AITA
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Pope Corky the IX posted:What do you think the little squares are for? They're for holding wonderful bites of peanut butter/nutella, the peak topping(s) (either together or separately, depending on the type of waffle) for waffles. Or I'm just a heathen in denial because I don't really like using honey as a topping generally (love cooking with it though, maybe that redeems me). Also I had a hell of a time catching back up; gave up on catching up on the old thread, but I've mostly enjoyed the new one so far! Glad to know that the trend of weddings bringing out the weirdest poo poo in people is still going strong. Pantaloon Pontiff posted:This is a good example of why I think you should live with someone before getting married. Agreed, my partner and I have an agreement that we're not even allowed to formally propose until we've cohabitated for a year. That and we need time to save up money for even the proposal(s), let alone a wedding. It's absolutely best to get these growing pains out of the way now when marriage is a "future goal" because it also is probably better on one's psyche. "We're working on building the foundation for a long-term relationship like a marriage" sort of thing, instead of going "oh poo poo, what did I get myself into?" every time a lifestyle difference comes up.
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Coffee Sludge posted:Definitely NTA. If it was some generic clover or wildflower honey that would be one thing, but buying a specific type is a different beast. Hell, if someone ate my entire bottle of buckwheat honey I'd be pretty pissed (and surprised). share the honey and buy more? or talk about the special honey? this is a fake problem
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