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A story about an entitled mooch: AITA for kicking out my roomate’s friend quote:
Plus this absolutely unhinged moocher in the comments: quote:This brings back memories. The exact same phenomenon in my first apartment. I got pizza once a week, ate half and put the rest in the fridge. Every week the leftovers disappeared entirely and I would bug my roommates who denied eating it. Once day I came home and the annoying friend of one of the roommates who often showed up, the same ways as in your story, was on the couch with no one there eating my pizza. loving wild. Some people just think everything belongs to them.
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Apr 27, 2024 17:16
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So does this Ashley have a key or something? Because if she does it’s wild, and if she doesn’t and they just keep leaving the entire place unlocked that’s even wilder.
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Apr 27, 2024 17:56
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Fezz posted:A story about an entitled mooch: Kramer Red Oktober posted:So does this Ashley have a key or something? Because if she does it’s wild, and if she doesn’t and they just keep leaving the entire place unlocked that’s even wilder. They mention starting to lock the doors to keep her out
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Apr 27, 2024 18:00
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Red Oktober posted:So does this Ashley have a key or something? Because if she does it’s wild, and if she doesn’t and they just keep leaving the entire place unlocked that’s even wilder. But in that case for her to be there when nobody else was around I guess that would mean she was coming in when there was someone else there and they were just letting her stay there when leaving? mystes fucked around with this message at 18:04 on Apr 27, 2024 |
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Apr 27, 2024 18:01
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Cythereal posted:A friend (24M) of mine (23M) apparently lied and told someone we slept together. Now everyone is congratulating me for coming out of the closet, and they think I am just lying because I am ashamed when I tell them I am not gay. The guy who lied refuses to tell the truth. Solution: don't go do coke and "hang out" at your apartment for an hour with guys you "sort of know" from the bar. If it walks like a duck and it quacks like a duck, everyone's gonna think it's a duck, dumbass
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Apr 27, 2024 18:03
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idiotsavant posted:Solution: don't go do coke and "hang out" at your apartment for an hour with guys you "sort of know" from the bar. If it walks like a duck and it quacks like a duck, everyone's gonna think it's a duck, dumbass
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Apr 27, 2024 18:06
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idiotsavant posted:Solution: don't go do coke and "hang out" at your apartment for an hour with guys you "sort of know" from the bar. If it walks like a duck and it quacks like a duck, everyone's gonna think it's a duck, dumbass Seriously?
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Apr 27, 2024 18:11
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idiotsavant posted:Solution: don't go do coke and "hang out" at your apartment for an hour with guys you "sort of know" from the bar. If it walks like a duck and it quacks like a duck, everyone's gonna think it's a duck, dumbass lol what the gently caress is this
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Apr 27, 2024 18:22
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I would just do the coke and then Eiffel Tower the sexy gaming PC they were both so into.
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Apr 27, 2024 18:23
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Reddit stories involving apartment locks always weird me out with how open everyone leaves their places. I remember multiple unrelated stories involving people randomly entering someone's apartment, and the discussion goes "well have you tried locking the door?" "no, I don't want to do that"
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Apr 27, 2024 18:28
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Desert Bus posted:I would just do the coke and then Eiffel Tower the sexy gaming PC they were both so into. It had an Ocelot 3000RTX!
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Apr 27, 2024 18:33
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idiotsavant posted:Solution: don't go do coke and "hang out" at your apartment for an hour with guys you "sort of know" from the bar. If it walks like a duck and it quacks like a duck, everyone's gonna think it's a duck, dumbass Based on this I can only assume you’re into duck dick.
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Apr 27, 2024 18:34
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Coke: the drug for gay people only
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Apr 27, 2024 18:38
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kru posted:Coke: the drug for gay people only Same with the soda.
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Apr 27, 2024 18:41
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Malachite_Dragon posted:r/relationships: your immediate presence is worth about four grapes and a cheese cube I learned this week that sometimes toddlers will cry even when you pick them up from day care because they suddenly remember that you weren't there and they actually did miss you all day. atomicdream fucked around with this message at 18:47 on Apr 27, 2024 |
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Apr 27, 2024 18:43
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Cythereal posted:A friend (24M) of mine (23M) apparently lied and told someone we slept together. Now everyone is congratulating me for coming out of the closet, and they think I am just lying because I am ashamed when I tell them I am not gay. The guy who lied refuses to tell the truth. Well since obviously everyone believes you had sex, everyone should also take your at your word when you talk about how bad George is at giving blowjobs.
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Apr 27, 2024 18:53
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Captain Hygiene posted:Reddit stories involving apartment locks always weird me out with how open everyone leaves their places. I remember multiple unrelated stories involving people randomly entering someone's apartment, and the discussion goes "well have you tried locking the door?" "no, I don't want to do that" First apartment I had with a friend, we would forget to lock the door at night occasionally. Then one morning I woke up and there was a guy standing at the door to my room, he was incredibly drunk and could barely say who he was looking for, I told him this was the wrong place and he stumbled out. He got outside the building and passed out in the yard between buildings and was there until his friends found him. We made sure the door was locked from then on.
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Apr 27, 2024 19:02
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I. M. Gei posted:What about keeping a lock of hair FROM a bellybutton? yes I have a story involving this I'm not 100% sure if I should tell the story here or not cuz it's kinda gross. I've mentioned it in other threads before and nobody seemed to mind, although it's still gross to me.
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Apr 27, 2024 19:13
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or commission :justdontpost:
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CitizenKain posted:First apartment I had with a friend, we would forget to lock the door at night occasionally. Then one morning I woke up and there was a guy standing at the door to my room, he was incredibly drunk and could barely say who he was looking for, I told him this was the wrong place and he stumbled out. He got outside the building and passed out in the yard between buildings and was there until his friends found him. One night while I was moving into my first student apartment, I forgot to lock the door and went into my room for a couple of hours to watch TV. When I came back out I found about $300 worth of random stuff had been stolen from the kitchen and living room area. No idea how that happened since my bedroom door was closed and locked, but I've been extra careful to keep all of my doors locked ever since.
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Apr 27, 2024 19:20
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I. M. Gei posted:I'm not 100% sure if I should tell the story here or not cuz it's kinda gross. I've mentioned it in other threads before and nobody seemed to mind, although it's still gross to me. specifically and entirely because you didn't just tell it and you're jerking us around, i no longer want to hear anything about it. don't post about how you're not going to post.
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Apr 27, 2024 19:25
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InediblePenguin posted:specifically and entirely because you didn't just tell it and you're jerking us around, i no longer want to hear anything about it. don't post about how you're not going to post.
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Apr 27, 2024 19:46
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The MBTI subreddits, especially the INTJ one have some of the most bonkers off the wall poo poo I've ever read. My wife divorced me and I don't feel anything. Is that normal? quote:For context, I'll admit I haven't been the most present husband. My mind has often been far more engaged with things that make sense to me and I ended up ignoring the emotional needs of my wife. It wasn't intentional I just had a plan and dedicated myself wholly to it for the benefit of our family even if I knew the short term repercussions were an emotional disconnect from my partner. Around October of 2022 she gave me her ring saying she is done, in October I moved out and in January our divorce was finalized. The problem is I don't feel anything emotional. The only feeling I have is a sense of failure because my plan did not go according to my expectations and I can't stop beating myself over it. Has any of you been through this and what did you do to fix it? The plan? Forex daytrading
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Apr 27, 2024 19:50
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Beached Whale posted:The MBTI subreddits, especially the INTJ one have some of the most bonkers off the wall poo poo I've ever read. quote:My wife believes am difficult as well, the problem I personally always have is am not the best communicator yet I make these elaborate plans in my head where I tend to account for almost every variable so when she doesn't get it am frustrated especially when she expects me make certain consessions because to me every part of the plan is as significant as the entire plan put together and making that adjustment means scrapping the whole plan and starting from scratch. Edit: wait I didn't pay attention to the dates: "Around October of 2022 she gave me her ring saying she is done, in October I moved out and in January our divorce was finalized." I'm not sure which January the divorce was finalized in but I'm slightly confused because I initially assumed OP just got divorced but did they actually get divorced in January 2023 and the previous comment was from around that point? It's one thing to say "I got divorced in January 2024 and I'm not feeling anything (yet)" but if OP got divorced in January 2023 and still isn't feeling anything I'm kind of thinking they didn't actually care about the marriage at all except as some sort of "plan" they had made mystes fucked around with this message at 20:06 on Apr 27, 2024 |
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Apr 27, 2024 19:55
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mystes posted:That person posted this in a comment a year ago and honestly it seems like this outcome was inevitable based on it: He's not the best communicator, let's cut him some slack on small details like "when I got divorced with my wife".
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Apr 27, 2024 20:25
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mystes posted:
Yeah that's basically it. It was gross as gently caress.  What I didn't mention in that post is that I saved the hair in a plastic bag because I thought a doctor might need to see it or get a swab from it to figure out what the gently caress was wrong with me, but in the end they never ended up needing it.
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Apr 27, 2024 20:35
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Cythereal posted:Me [27 F] with my ex fiance [29 M] of 5 years, he is the father, wants our relationship back but I don't know... Not that it's impossible, but why would he have gotten a sperm count done prior to trying to conceive? Did he have some sort of event that made him or his doctors question his fertility? Did he go even farther and get a sperm quality test and find out that they're slow prior to making this baby? The "I forgot to tell you I'm infertile" part of the storyline begets a lot of questions.
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Apr 27, 2024 21:10
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compshateme85 posted:Not that it's impossible, but why would he have gotten a sperm count done prior to trying to conceive? Did he have some sort of event that made him or his doctors question his fertility? Did he go even farther and get a sperm quality test and find out that they're slow prior to making this baby? The "I forgot to tell you I'm infertile" part of the storyline begets a lot of questions. Maybe he went to donate sperm and they told him then? Is that a thing they do?
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Apr 27, 2024 21:13
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Fil5000 posted:Maybe he went to donate sperm and they told him then? Is that a thing they do? But regardless, there's no real justification for him not having told OP if she was talking about having kids, and if he had this situation would likely not have occurred because rather than informing him she was pregnant this way she would have been like "I'm pregnant but I don't understand how" and then they probably would have talked to a doctor or, I don't know, spent 2 seconds googling and found out that infertility usually isn't an all or nothing thing mystes fucked around with this message at 21:18 on Apr 27, 2024 |
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Apr 27, 2024 21:14
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mystes posted:
I account for almost every variable, except for my wife thinking that my plan is dumb as poo poo. Also lmao that's one hell of a sentence lol.
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Apr 27, 2024 21:16
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Are there other MBTI communities? 'Cause you only ever hear about the INTJ one, and oh dear, you'd have a hard time finding a more wretched hive of Dunning-Krueger effect on the Internet.
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Apr 27, 2024 21:24
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Shanghaied posted:I account for almost every variable, except for my wife thinking that my plan is dumb as poo poo. Beep boop, warning warning, variable not recognized, does not compute. Solution: Ignore unrecognized variable and continue with plan.
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Apr 27, 2024 21:35
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Fil5000 posted:Maybe he went to donate sperm and they told him then? Is that a thing they do? I think it would have to be, as they would test count and motility. Low-motile sperm can still test normal for count, so her statement that they were slow but not stationary indicates that the count was at least average? So if he had done an over-the-counter sperm count test, that would have been normal and he would have had no reason to think he was infertile.
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Apr 27, 2024 21:37
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Shanghaied posted:Are there other MBTI communities? 'Cause you only ever hear about the INTJ one, and oh dear, you'd have a hard time finding a more wretched hive of Dunning-Krueger effect on the Internet. Looks like there's an INTP subreddit, which iirc is the other category dudes will continuously re-take the personality quiz to try to get. Top thread right now: As intp is it normal to have sad and serious face? quote:I'm frequently hear people tell me I have sad face when I feel neutral, my mind just too loud and disconnected from present.
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Apr 27, 2024 21:54
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The INTJ OP has made another great commentquote:I guess you can put it down to getting married before you have all your affairs in order. You don't get many choices. It's either, a good provider, good husband, or good father. In my position, I couldn't have it all. Maybe I chose wrong, but at the time, all the facts suggested a good provider to be the most rational choice.
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Apr 27, 2024 21:54
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mystes posted:The INTJ OP has made another great comment Was your ex-wife's feelings and opinions one of these "facts" that you considered?
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Apr 27, 2024 21:58
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I (37M) accidentally got into bed with my (64M) father in lawquote:My father in law is staying with us for a few days. We gave him our room while he's here, it's bigger and we just felt it's the right thing to do. Are gay porn storylines as lousy with stepfamily stuff as straight porn is, I wonder?
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Apr 27, 2024 22:21
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I'm sorry, but there's no take-backs. You have to gently caress him now.
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Apr 27, 2024 22:33
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The Bramble posted:I (37M) accidentally got into bed with my (64M) father in law Followup post: I (37M) accidentally got stuck naked in the dryer while my (64M) father in law did laundry
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Apr 27, 2024 22:43
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that is 100% a one-handed post if I have ever seen one
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mystes posted:https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?noseen=1&threadid=3903776&pagenumber=2&perpage=40&post500002971#post500002971 what the everlovin gently caress
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