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I'm lucky to have not had a lovely relationship with my brother, nor my wife with her sister, so all of this stuff is extremely foreign to me, but it also seems that a lot of these people also think they have good, loving sibling relationships until they the day they come home unexpectedly. drat that sentence got away from me. I love my sisters-in-law, but also um gross?
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wheatpuppy posted:My (35M) gf (35F) tells her coworkers that we are cousins I genuinely feel bad for this person and hope they learn to read social cues and situations better one way or another.
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ApplesandOranges posted:Update: Ex-friend 34F asked me 35M about our relationship over 10 years ago. How to respond? I actually said "Jesus gently caress" out loud in Timmy Ho's when I read the unspoilered part.
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wheatpuppy posted:My (35M) gf (35F) tells her coworkers that we are cousins OP is a special kind of fool, but introducing someone as your cousin when they aren't related to you is odd
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Lt. Danger posted:OP is a special kind of fool, but introducing someone as your cousin when they aren't related to you is odd Not if you work with toxic gossiping coworkers who are going to talk about or harass you because you brought "a friend" to your work party instead of your boyfriend. I wouldn't care if a friend of mine introduced me that way.
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wheatpuppy posted:My (35M) gf (35F) tells her coworkers that we are cousins I'm not real up on how the het and mono dating world handles things, but aren't you supposed to to either be banging or have a 'we're not having sex with anyone, we're saving that for us' conversation with someone before you consider yourself exclusive? Asking someone who you're not having sex with if they're cheating on you just seems weird to me, like if I was playing chess with one person and asked someone else if she was cheating at the chess game she's not even in. Since dude is ace and misses social cues, I hope he picks up a habit of explicitly negotiating whether he's in a relationship or not, otherwise this won't be the last experience with that kind of awkward conversation.
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Maybe they live in like Utah or something? I can't imagine thinking I'm in a relationship if I haven't had sex with them yet. Did they ever even kiss?? I have coworkers who I'm close to and we say "love you" to each other and never once have I read that as anything but platonic.
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Gwely Mernans posted:Maybe they live in like Utah or something? I can't imagine thinking I'm in a relationship if I haven't had sex with them yet. Did they ever even kiss?? Well... are you ace? because that's lost him one relationship cue. He says they kissed, but she's from a culture that kisses a lot. Personally I can't imagine thinking I'm in a relationship if we never talked about it directly Midnight Voyager fucked around with this message at 21:49 on Apr 2, 2024 |
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Isn’t the cousins one a very clear tag on to a “my friend thinks we’ve been dating for years” relationships post a few weeks ago?
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Spiteful Sister posted:asked if I can get an annulment so she could try to win her family back. I laughed in her face and said this is my family now Her new trauma-marriage probably won't last but lmao.
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Baronjutter posted:I wish more parents would think about how the name they think is so cool or quirky or deeply meaningful to them in them in the moment will affect their kid in the future. Name based bullying can be intense. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RiQiTz3KWCE
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Pantaloon Pontiff posted:I'm not real up on how the het and mono dating world handles things, but aren't you supposed to to either be banging or have a 'we're not having sex with anyone, we're saving that for us' conversation with someone before you consider yourself exclusive? Asking someone who you're not having sex with if they're cheating on you just seems weird to me, like if I was playing chess with one person and asked someone else if she was cheating at the chess game she's not even in. this is how i understand the conditions that constitute a relationship, and i miss every social cue there is, there has to be dialogue about where you stand where the other person eg exclusivity
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wheatpuppy posted:My (35M) gf (35F) tells her coworkers that we are cousins we're definitely in a relationship because we do things that only couples do like ummmmmmmmmmmmm or that time we clearly discussed uhhhhhhhh
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Fork of Unknown Origins posted:Isn’t the cousins one a very clear tag on to a “my friend thinks we’ve been dating for years” relationships post a few weeks ago? That post was what reminded me of the cousins one, but the cousin one is from a couple years ago.
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Baronjutter posted:I wish more parents would think about how the name they think is so cool or quirky or deeply meaningful to them in them in the moment will affect their kid in the future. Name based bullying can be intense. Your uncle is cool and wise. My parents were hippy dipshits who saddled me with a name you might think is cute for a colicky baby or a petite dog, but calling an adult man with a mortgage and 401k my name is just loving weird. My friends all know my name, but if I'm introduced to someone with whom I'm not likely to interact again, I'm just John. Parents should take a minute to think about the name they're hanging on this adult human for the rest of their life.
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It takes $300 and five minute in front of a judge to change your name. The judge that okayed my name change was named Kirby Kongable and he was very sympathetic. Go change your names, goons!
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Scathach posted:It takes $300 and five minute in front of a judge to change your name. The judge that okayed my name change was named Kirby Kongable and he was very sympathetic. Go change your names, goons! Depends on your state, I didn't even have to talk to a judge, just 145 bucks and briught the papers to the courthouse and left.
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When you have a chance to turn a celebration of your love and future together with your partner into also being a chance to humiliate your one too-pretty friend you've always hated, well you just have to take it. AITAH for refusing to attend my best friend's wedding because she wants me to wear an oversized suit (I'm a woman) ? quote:Rita (29F) and I (31F) have been best friends for nearly a decade, but ever since she announced she was getting married our friendship has been unraveling at supersonic speed, starting with her picking her sister in law to be her maid of honor even though they barely knew each other. I've been getting over all of the shenanigans she's been pulling by saying that it's her wedding, her rules, but this one is the straw that broke the camel's back. Friday she revealed what dresses she picked for the bridesmaids: very lovely green gowns. She then took me aside and requested that unlike the other bidesmaids, I wear a suit. Not just any suit, but one she picked herself which was an oversized, badly tailored green suit that honestly looked like something the riddler would wear if he had to shop in a Gotham goodwill on a tight budget. I'm not talking trendy oversized, I'm talking a 10 times too big, badly tailored men's suit. Scathach posted:Go change your names, goons!
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Scathach posted:Go change your names, goons! But I like having a generic name that I share with half a dozen people in the county, it means anything dumb I get blamed for I can always say was a different person.
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I changed my full name but now the bank always questions purchases by a Grey Cat.
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FMguru posted:When you have a chance to turn a celebration of your love and future together with your partner into also being a chance to humiliate your one too-pretty friend you've always hated, well you just have to take it. OP should first try on the outfit, take pictures, put it up next to the pictures of the bridesmaids dress, and say "Y'all really think this isn't a problem?" If any friends still act lovely over it, they aren't friends.
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FMguru posted:When you have a chance to turn a celebration of your love and future together with your partner into also being a chance to humiliate your one too-pretty friend you've always hated, well you just have to take it. Wtf is it about weddings that drive people insane? I don't get it. Who cares if your friend has mondo titties, roll with that poo poo. Absolutely voting for a gold catsuit for the wedding. Lol Pnurtis
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Fork of Unknown Origins posted:Isn’t the cousins one a very clear tag on to a “my friend thinks we’ve been dating for years” relationships post a few weeks ago? Other way around, the cousins one is from august 2022.
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New player in speed running to estrangement has entered the field: AITA for finding it unfair that my dad told me that I had to pay rent or move out at 18 but didn't tell my brothers the same thing at 18? quote:I (17M) made this account because I think my dad is being unfair despite every one i asked telling me he's not. I talked to my family about it for support and they were unsupportive and actually called me ungrateful.
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Scathach posted:Wtf is it about weddings that drive people insane? I don't get it. Who cares if your friend has mondo titties, roll with that poo poo. Gold is visually striking, but it should be a black catsuit. Instead of the Riddler, she could go as Catwoman.
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Corky, can you explain the rule about reposts more in the OP? It just says "Tuesday" which wouldn't mean anything to someone who doesn't already follow the thread.
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Grey Cat posted:I changed my full name but now the bank always questions purchases by a Grey Cat. Santos L. Halper
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ChickenOfTomorrow posted:Corky, can you explain the rule about reposts more in the OP? It just says "Tuesday" which wouldn't mean anything to someone who doesn't already follow the thread. I've followed the thread for years and I didn't understand the reference at all
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John Wick of Dogs posted:I've followed the thread for years and I didn't understand the reference at all You'll understand when it happens to you.
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Personally, I think the Tuesday rule ought to be waived if the offense does, in fact, occur on a Tuesday
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FMguru posted:When you have a chance to turn a celebration of your love and future together with your partner into also being a chance to humiliate your one too-pretty friend you've always hated, well you just have to take it. Rita, since I'm 6'3", and maintain a very consistent panda bear shape, I love your Talking Heads wedding theme idea.
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The existence of "Big John" implies there was once a "little john". I hope he's doing well.
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BrigadierSensible posted:The existence of "Big John" implies there was once a "little john". I hope he's doing well. I heard he's okay. Took up with a bunch of guys who hang around Sherwood Forest.
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Hughlander posted:New player in speed running to estrangement has entered the field: Depending on where this is, throwing a kid out on the street the second they turn 18 isn't legal if they are still in school.
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Quackles posted:I heard he's okay. Took up with a bunch of guys who hang around Sherwood Forest. Merry men are waiting in the forest for you. Call now.
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Hughlander posted:New player in speed running to estrangement has entered the field: Just say no. What's he going to do?
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Mordiceius posted:Just say no. What's he going to do? Destroy everything he owns while he's at school?
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TehRedWheelbarrow posted:its an easy quick 6er to learn Anyway here's some content: I [23f] created a 1:1 scale puppet version of my boyfriend [22m] and showed it to him during foreplay as a joke. Now he hasn’t texted me in 12 hours and I’m starting to get worried. How do I get him to text me back? quote:The title pretty much says it all, but here are some more details: my boyfriend of six months and I have had a pretty cut and dry relationship up to this point. I’ve always been what some people would call “quirky,” so pranks are sort of my bread and butter. He, John, has expressed that he really likes this part of me and I’m just happy to be with someone who can handle all of my zest, lol! Sometimes I worry that he doesn’t actually think I’m as funny as he says, but he always reassures me that this is not the case. One of the ways we really like to express our humor to each other is in the bedroom, for example I love to do impressions of mostly Disney characters (such as the “paperwork” lady from Monsters Inc, haha). He sometimes does them too, but he’s not that good at voices. (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Call Your Grandma posted:Yeah I think the best approach is to just let people do their thing and zap em when they act inappropriately. BIG JOHN RETURNS
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