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kimbo305
Jun 9, 2007

actually, yeah, I am a little mad

Cliff posted:

Gimme a nice potato bun any day!

I love potato bread but supply is an issue since so many places use Martin's.

Coca Koala posted:

I’m a big fan of how her counter-rumors aren’t even that he was BAD at sex, just that he was really weird and into some unorthodox stuff. “Yeah, we had sex. It was fine, but then he cried when he came and it got super awkward, you know?”

I think it's a legit (and deserved) smear to claim someone cries after sex. Not all assholes only care about their prowess. Also, I'm not into snowballing but i can't help but think that's somewhat hypocritical given what dudes are asking of typically.

kimbo305 fucked around with this message at 17:28 on Apr 6, 2024

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kimbo305
Jun 9, 2007

actually, yeah, I am a little mad

Shanghaied posted:

Well, let's just say that the procedure was first developed for veterinary medicine, and is usually performed under general anaesthesia. Brain activity (or even a functional spinal cord) is not required at all.

Explains a lot, really.

kimbo305
Jun 9, 2007

actually, yeah, I am a little mad

Moloko is certainly not for the sober.

ChickenOfTomorrow posted:

Obligatory "TIFU is 90% fake and 80% stories written one-handed" disclaimer

TIFU by mistakenly believing exercise turns you on for nearly thirty years.
all the 'workout euphemisms' I've used with girlfriends.

OP is really vibed with that one lyric from Drop it like it's Hot.

kimbo305
Jun 9, 2007

actually, yeah, I am a little mad

Atahualpa posted:

Spy/mail-order bride angles aside, did anyone else get the sense that this one is just an attempt at viral marketing for the site he mentions?

Heh, I wondered the same for the dude who used a dating bot to land an attractive interesting woman.

kimbo305
Jun 9, 2007

actually, yeah, I am a little mad

Pantaloon Pontiff posted:

If they are ads, I feel like "imagine you are dating a hot young Russian and have to convince your college-age daughters it's cool" is a much more appealing scenario to present then "imagine you're dating a hot girl, then she finds out you used an AI for first contact and dumps you". One of them says "use this and you'll have the kind of problems you're happy to have", other one says "use this and you'll have a potential disaster waiting for you forever".

The kind of guys who this would work on would definitely think "rip to that guy but I'm built different. I'll never get caught after I land my big tiddy goth Korean girlfriend."
Getting the benefits but avoiding the landmine.

kimbo305
Jun 9, 2007

actually, yeah, I am a little mad

Corn Glizzy posted:

OP stuck around WAAAAAAY too long in that relationship

Gonna have to call OP TA for proceeding with that relationship instead of lighting him up on the “don’t date my ex” apps.

kimbo305
Jun 9, 2007

actually, yeah, I am a little mad

Mordiceius posted:

Ocelot 3000RX

Lol, goddamnit, I need to know what their lineup/range naming scheme is. What is the ocelot? What is 3000? What is RX?!

kimbo305
Jun 9, 2007

actually, yeah, I am a little mad

A Moose posted:

I remember there was 1 story about a teenager being shipped off to his grandparents, and he couldn't figure out why and nobody would tell him. I don't think that one ever got updated either.

Iirc, it got an inconclusive update (as to why the parents did it), but the kid had made his peace with it and the parents seemed to be regretting it.

kimbo305
Jun 9, 2007

actually, yeah, I am a little mad

Lieutenant Dan posted:

I desperately need to know what worm music is

I swear we got closure on that one. It wasn’t anything memorable, not anything to do with actual worms and a theremin or anything. Maybe music that made the guy want to lounge on the sofa like a worm?

kimbo305
Jun 9, 2007

actually, yeah, I am a little mad

John Wick of Dogs posted:

Hey George, the dick store called. They're running out of dicks.

Hmm, that can’t be right…
Dick is cheap and plentiful

kimbo305
Jun 9, 2007

actually, yeah, I am a little mad

FMguru posted:

A story in three parts. Warning: contains (redacted) ableist slur

AIW for saying I'm not interested in helping my sister fix her relationship?

Is this a distinct subreddit for Am I Wrong?

kimbo305
Jun 9, 2007

actually, yeah, I am a little mad

Desert Bus posted:

I would just do the coke and then Eiffel Tower the sexy gaming PC they were both so into.

It had an Ocelot 3000RTX!

kimbo305
Jun 9, 2007

actually, yeah, I am a little mad

FMguru posted:

This one got an update. tl;dr - OP is battling five years of sunk cost fallacy, and seems to be making some headway

Commenters are urging OP to just dump her rear end already.

I'm curious if countries with healthcare still have ambulance costs passed onto the patient? It's unfortunate the OP didn't feel comfortable calling for the ambulance at the first severe sign. And it could be a shithole country like the US, I suppose.

kimbo305 fucked around with this message at 20:35 on Apr 28, 2024

kimbo305
Jun 9, 2007

actually, yeah, I am a little mad

wilderthanmild posted:

Not from Reddit, but got this from a Facebook group:

I hope he sang along with the song.

Maybe the next song in the playlist was Yeah! to get the mood back on the rails for the trip.

kimbo305
Jun 9, 2007

actually, yeah, I am a little mad

Farg posted:

That's the og Pete poster as well

I think that reveal happened toward the end of the last thread but it was a hard pill to swallow :negative:

kimbo305
Jun 9, 2007

actually, yeah, I am a little mad

Hmm, ok, the original objection raised by the redditor was that there was a serial fake poster who used different throwaway accounts to post a very templated kind of story, with a few common telltales.
The Pete story is not one of those....

it's instead from a named redditor who posts stories as all different ages and genders...
https://www.reddit.com/user/filo4000/submitted/
i don't know how to tell if that's not a copy-paste of an actual story, given the plausible MO there.

Anyways, some people last thread said it was important to honor the spirit of Pete even if the religion is founded on falsehoods.

kimbo305
Jun 9, 2007

actually, yeah, I am a little mad

Fatty posted:

I'm confused, that guys clearly just reposting stories on his own barely visited subreddit.
https://www.reddit.com/r/BOrelationships/
At no point is he claiming to be the original Pete.

Ohh ok, so that's what BO stands for.

e: I think... this is the original?
https://www.reddit.com/user/temporary_mary/
if so, we're safe hbtn

kimbo305
Jun 9, 2007

actually, yeah, I am a little mad

keep punching joe posted:

This is like I Think You Should Leave

kimbo305
Jun 9, 2007

actually, yeah, I am a little mad

Breetai posted:

Yeah, I think I saw this one on the twoXchromosomes subreddit and gently caress me running if every other post there isn't a variation of "my boyfriend did <legal textbook definition of violent sexual assault> to me, should I feel bad about maybe overreacting?"

Maybe post less stories like this please. Stuff that's just on the 'relentlessly awful' side of the scale without registering on the 'particularly funny or interesting' side is just misery pornography.

When these stories come up, the thing that gets me the most is the possibility that we never hear from the OP definitively breaking up with and leaving their abusers.

kimbo305
Jun 9, 2007

actually, yeah, I am a little mad

Mordiceius posted:

When the title definitely tells you everything you need to know about the post:

AITA for telling my husband I won't live with his mom?
We had a baby in July 2023.
[some time after January 2024, so 6-9 mon]
she would often lay him down on the bed. This caused my baby to have a bald spot in the back of his head
Is this a huge problem? I thought bald spots like that were typical from sleeping on the back anyways. Would laying him down on his stomach sometimes be enough to help progression at that stage of development?

kimbo305
Jun 9, 2007

actually, yeah, I am a little mad

Hughlander posted:

Aita for buying a “cheap” wedding dress for my wedding


big lavash wedding

It’s what every girl dreams of.

kimbo305
Jun 9, 2007

actually, yeah, I am a little mad

Captain Hygiene posted:

This one's kind of funny, because I'm constantly befuddled whenever I do laundry while visiting my folks, their washer has fancy electronic keypad controls that take like ten steps to set up a load and were not created by someone concerned with intuitive design. Fortunately, my apartment has a cheaper lovely one that only requires you to turn the dial and press start, I can handle that.

The old machine I learned on had a dial that you pulled to activate the timer/cycle. It wasn’t very clearly labeled which position was on and which was off. Good design once someone teaches you, but definitely intimidating for a kid. Not much excuse for voting age, especially with Google available.

kimbo305
Jun 9, 2007

actually, yeah, I am a little mad
I was wondering what her degree covers, in terms of very early child development. Like what modern best practices are.

kimbo305
Jun 9, 2007

actually, yeah, I am a little mad

mystes posted:

Those are from the same person as the person who can't use a hose?

Yeah, can someone who’s done the archaeology just explain if this OP called it a throwaway when it in fact was not a throwaway? Certainly wouldn’t put it past him.

kimbo305
Jun 9, 2007

actually, yeah, I am a little mad

Deformed Church posted:

The UK has four grades at bachelor level basically, you can get a 1st (70%+), a 2:1 (60-69), a 2:2 (50-59), a 3rd (40-49) and a fail below 40.

better than 2:3 or 3rd class

Is 2:3 the same as 3rd?

kimbo305
Jun 9, 2007

actually, yeah, I am a little mad

boofhead posted:

It is simply impossible to navigate other people's annoying behaviour and social blindness, therefore I have the right to act like an angry toddler. Going from 2km/h to 200km/h is perfectly justifiable, I will not be taking questions because I am utterly unequipped to handle them

OMGSTFU after 10 years culture vs I will bottle this up forever culture.

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kimbo305
Jun 9, 2007

actually, yeah, I am a little mad

Cloacamazing! posted:

My grandpa went by a name that wasn't either of his first names for most of his life, to the point where relatives were confused when they saw his tombstone.


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