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mystes posted:I think the ai dating bot must be something like this: She dumped him for the bot.
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Pope Corky the IX posted:But what if you wanted bears all along? Then you may be a libertarian.
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Biplane posted:Open bar but all there is is mdma and weed. Only cool people at THIS harry potter wedding Completely honest and serious: this is a better idea than an alcohol bar and will lead to way less drama.
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Blue Moonlight posted:Imagine working with the wife. So he gradually changes orientation over the course of each year?
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Desert Bus posted:The big problem with milk is that dairy cows are not good for meat and you only get a few gallons of milk for each cow you kill to remove its milk. Even modern dairy cows don't hold that much milk and then you're stuck with a big pile of meat and bones and skin. Sure you can get people to process that, but it's a lot of work and waste for each milked cow. If you capture them a Palsphere you get the milk drop on capture, and then you can butcher them to get it again. Double the yield.
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With regard to the thread title: does anyone know what evil clown credentials are like? Are there evil clown colleges, or do you study regular clowning then do a masters in evil?
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I’d hate children too if I had to interact with them 8 hours a day.
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mystes posted:I'm assuming this means the daughter didn't have any security enabled and the teacher was able to go through all her stuff on the phone which is insanely creepy and this is one of those things where if the teacher did it with one kid she's probably routinely doing it to other kids so they really need to report this poo poo ASAP Nah there was security, that’s why the teacher had to crack it.
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Mordiceius posted:These dudes seem loving awesome. Descriptions are accurate. Star Wars character, Western-movie outlaw.
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Big Bowie Bonanza posted:AITAH for throwing my rings in the ocean after my husband told me he had an affair, even though it was a “prank”. Didn’t throw husband in the ocean too, YTA.
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If that fish had had a gun this wouldn’t have happened.
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And try to pressure everyone around them into drinking too.
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SyNack Sassimov posted:This is not true because I have been informed Germany at some point in the past when NOTHING ELSE WAS GOING ON DO NOT ASK WHY OR WHO WAS IN CHARGE built the best highways and now you can go 300 mph on them and the point is don't loving ruin this for me I have to believe that there's something better in this world than our shittastic crumbling interstates, that there is a shining golden driving nirvana where I can see the needle on the speedometer actually go past half. I mean we have flat straight roads. Very very straight. They had to start putting slight bends in them every so often in case people fell asleep. n.b it’s still another 8 hours until the next major city, can’t stop yet
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Hughlander posted:Oh she cray cray Absent reproductive health issues you can use IUF instead (intra-uterine-fertilisation, aka a turkey baster full of cum except more medical). Still not cheap, but way cheaper than IVF.
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Ghost Leviathan posted:Come to think of it, it probably wouldn't be hard to convince them that Charlie Morningstar is an official Disney Princess at least long enough for it to be funny. I don’t know who this is, but I’m guessing they’re either literally Satan or carry a big iron ball with spikes on? (or both)
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And probably only an extremely specific sect counts as 'christian'.
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haveblue posted:I wanted my kid to have a successful future in the technology sector, which is why I named her Lain Serial is a heavily outdated standard.
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My daughters Rei, Rei, Rei and Rei.
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HookedOnChthonics posted:No don’t tell him!! Straights trying to guess queer terminology from assumptions and half-understood media references is my favorite A circuit gay is appointed when the gay population is too low to sustain a permanent presence in all bars, nightclubs etc in a region and instead the officer will tour them to ‘show the colours’. A gold-star lesbian is one with a praise kink.
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Pandas don’t breed, I think?
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The important thing with bees is learning to distinguish an angry bee from a happy bee. Once you can recognise happy bees you can stop being afraid of them and pretty much ignore their presence.
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deported to Canada posted:Bees are great, unlike wasps who stalk these types of areas. I still clearly remember some nightmare fuel from sitting in a pub garden one summer when a friend went to drink from a can of coke with a wasp just inside the lid - which promptly stung her mouth/lips, making me paranoid about soft drinks and wasps ever since. Oh yeah there is no such thing as a happy wasp.
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Guildenstern Mother posted:Even worse it increases with the number of spouses, if you're not careful you can end up with like 10. That’s why I use stack-ranking to manage my number of spouses. Every quarter I divorce the lowest-scoring 10%.
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Farmer Crack-rear end posted:sick of my tax dollers bein' wasted on these serial marryers! We need to protect the sanctity of marriage from straight people.
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Desert Bus posted:Dental people and tattoo artists and really anyone who works bent over all day? Not good for their spine. They should just raise the patients.
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I mean leaving the baby behind to delay the predators while you escape is a pretty solid strategy. It’s like lizards dropping their tail.
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Everyone’s assuming that he is actually dying.
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Fatty posted:Maybe this food obsessed thread can solve a family problem for me. Just walked in on my dad grabbing a grey piece of meat from a boiling pan of water and throwing it onto a frying pan. When I asked him what he was doing he said it was "A boil and burn steak!". Is that an actual thing, or a sign of senility? This sounds kinda like a horrible version of sous-vide. In that you seal the steak in a vacuum bag, cook it in hot water over an extended period so it remains beautifully tender, than give it a very quick sear at the end for surface character. But precise temperature control of the water is very important.
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Lagomorph Legion posted:Baptizing with water! I thought you were supposed to use gatorade?
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Blue Moonlight posted:He then left during the middle of the school year under mysterious circumstances. Ran out of cocaine.
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PetraCore posted:Huh. Is that to avoid, uh, semen scams? Since people pay so much for studding. It's to prop up the cost of stud services and to prevent gene-pool-collapse. See, using AI a single stallion could father hundreds or even thousands of foals all over the country. Without it he's going to be limited to a couple of dozen, max. The second scenario means that horses that aren't multiple-championship-winners still get used for stud, rather than every single foal in the country coming from a handful of sires.
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