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haveblue posted:A 15-year-old would have been born in 2009 No, they just really like Fate Grand Order.
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Invisible Clergy posted:Bold of you to assume she's using a spoon. quote:...None of these tubs have lids, they are always open with a spoon in it...
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Grey Cat posted:I changed my full name but now the bank always questions purchases by a Grey Cat. Santos L. Halper
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John Wick of Dogs posted:I've followed the thread for years and I didn't understand the reference at all You'll understand when it happens to you.
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selec posted:Zaza is just a dumb name for a child outside the weed thing but that kid would also end up getting Dracula Flowed by weird Middle Aged Men randomly as they grew up so that might be exciting and confusing for them. Makes me think of Zsa Zsa Gabor.
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Pope Corky the IX posted:Usually you'd get in trouble for being in possession of a human skull but this one's been grandfathered in. This is a good post.
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FMguru posted:Here's a cute one for the end of the week Tuesday it ain't
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FMguru posted:I was thinking something more along the lines of seeing if the French Foreign Legion is hiring. To take in the baby?
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Coca Koala posted:I have to know what the snacks are because if this guy is like, busting out potato chips during a theatre performance and eating them he should be executed. It was a durian.
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Biplane posted:Legitmately shook I ended up sort of on the side of a hentai-and-feet guy https://i.imgur.com/75OtBW8.mp4
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Rockman Reserve posted:it’s literally a neurological thing, the part of the brain that deals with feet is squished all up in the part of your brain that deals with genitals and wires can get crossed there really easily Just a little prank by evolution.
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Modal Auxiliary posted:YTA for talking like this Lol, you're a grumpy old fart
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InsertPotPun posted:it's at the extreme end of "acceptable" Horse's full toilet (everything about)
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John Wick of Dogs posted:I'm so glad that poo poo has been banned from most public spaces RenegadeStyle1 posted:Smoking makes you look cool, nerds.
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Pigsfeet on Rye posted:Let me know if this has been posted… It ain't Tuesday so you'd find out p quick
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Call Your Grandma posted:uh what? They prefer the portrait office instead.
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Apr 10, 2024 23:32
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Men be so brazen without bringing anything to the table.
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Mx. posted:Just get better at sex I wonder if she's tried to gently guide him and he just didn't take the hints, as men are wont to do.
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DemoneeHo posted:Stories are so over the top at r/AITAH that you get posts calling all of them fake once a week, lol Smh, wife won't let OP just hang dong.
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Shanghaied posted:If I have to guess, it has to do with climate change denialism. It's the only way it makes any sense at all. "Better not teach the transitive property in mathematics just in case."
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John Wick of Dogs posted:This is like when my kid yells at his mom to get out and then when she leaves the room he yells no come back! Did you mean to type cat?
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Neito posted:There's a BBQ place in Hartford near the convention center (Bears, if there's any CT folks around) that has some bussing robots, which doesn't super work given the cramped size of the place tbh. Got that robussy?
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Shanghaied posted:First of all, the word is faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaart
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Um, actually, if you don't spell it bourgeoisie then you're a filthy philistine.
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Safety Dance posted:They're not synonymous. Compare: I was actually about to make this exact point. Saying you've been gifted something specifies that what you received was a gift (or at least that you consider it as such). You can be given things that one would not consider a gift, like advice or gonorrhea.
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kimbo305 posted:Hmm, that can’t be right… Someone bought it all up in an attempt to raise the market price. E: https://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2024/04/15/magazine/polycule-polyamory-boston.html quote:My husband and I are very, very different, which is our strength. He’s a frat bro who loves sports, and I’m a radical alien witch academic nerd. In the beginning, we did all the typical stuff. Read the books on nonmonogamy, did the relationship check-ins. We’d sit down, take notes. We did every exercise in the books, listened to every podcast. We learned a strategy from the Multiamory podcast called “agile scrum,” which was adapted from business-meeting models. Further proof that agile methodology was a mistake. Batterypowered7 fucked around with this message at 23:08 on Apr 20, 2024 |
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3D Megadoodoo posted:Just give every newborn a maternity test
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Slaw Haters and Slaw Lovers should really be the best of friends. More slaw for the lovers to eat, less slaw for the haters to have to turn down.
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Wurzag posted:This is incel fantasy Incel Fantasy VII: Rebirth
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emSparkly posted:Is this transphobia bait? I don’t exactly see it in the post but I really dread the comments. The terlet one? Apparently some people in OP's family sit on the loving rim so he thought it was a normal thing some people do? Lmao
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emSparkly posted:Siting on the bowl would be so cold though. Shocks the poo/pee out of you. So chilly!
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Pope Corky the IX posted:Regarding the whole toilet thing, I am a queer cismale. I started sitting down to urinate a long time ago and I have never understood the opposition. In my own place, someone I know, someone that has invited me to their place for the first time, etc. If nothing else it means you don’t have to deal with the lawn sprinkler bullshit and you can just wash your hands and move on. Do you park your rear end right on the porcelain rim, though?
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SyNack Sassimov posted:Where....exactly do you think taste buds are located The anus.
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Imagine preparing for your wedding day when you'll be marrying the love of your life and when you get to the altar there's just a miniature plastic figurine of your future spouse waiting for you and they're nowhere to be found.
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Extra Large Marge posted:There is this radio show on NPR on the weekends called "Zorba Paster On Your Health" where listeners call in and ask health related questions to the host, Dr Zorba Paster. Isn't liquorice toxic in large amounts? Like, it causes heart and circulation problems?
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Magic Hate Ball posted:strictly speaking nta but lol at this person for being a slobbering little willy loman at a dead-end AMC job I usually lol if they look down on their coworkers that don't do extra (for no pay) but it sounds like OP made life better for their coworkers with their efforts.
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TBLALV posted:Pros: Wipes own rear end Pope Corky the IX posted:Cons: With socks
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sullat posted:Maybe she should check to see if he's been replaced by the fae or a doppelganger. Does she have any silver in the house? You need coldiron for that, dumb dumb.
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Wonder if he went on WikiHow to learn how to be better at oral.
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torgo posted:AITA for hiding the codes so my boyfriend won't set off his tactical poop nuke? They really do give you everything in Helldivers 2.
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