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The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > r/relationships: SPRAYING A FRAGRANCE ON MY PENIS
 
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NGDBSS
Dec 30, 2009

Butter Activities posted:

My [22F] left-wing boyfriend's [31M] life has been taken over by conspiracy theories
(self.relationship_advice)

Any similarities between this post and real life posters are entirely coincidental
Ask him what he thinks about Caleb Maupin.

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NGDBSS
Dec 30, 2009

DoubleNegative posted:

AITAH for ghosting my bf after he said we were not a couple?

"We're not a couple!"
"Okay."
...
"Why did you ghost me?"
"You said it yourself, we're not a couple!"
"You could have told me we were breaking up!"
"Again, we're not a couple. We can't break up. That would require us to be dating first."
I feel like the BF here is not out to his homophobic family, but that's no excuse for his later conduct.

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NGDBSS
Dec 30, 2009

DoubleNegative posted:

It actually says in the story that he's out to his family. So 'J' was just being a dingus!
Oh yeah, so he's just...self-sabotaging because he's an idiot? Still dealing with internalized homophobia? Scared of commitment labels like ApplesandOranges said? I'm grasping at straws here. :psyduck:

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NGDBSS
Dec 30, 2009

Lottery of Babylon posted:

He only likes debates, and God hasn't participated in those since the Oven of Akhnai.
You lose one argument and now you're sulking in the corner, I see how it is.

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NGDBSS
Dec 30, 2009

The_Franz posted:

But think of the exposure they would get!
Exposure is something you die from.

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The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > r/relationships: SPRAYING A FRAGRANCE ON MY PENIS