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TehRedWheelbarrow posted:its an easy quick 6er to learn Anyway here's some content: I [23f] created a 1:1 scale puppet version of my boyfriend [22m] and showed it to him during foreplay as a joke. Now he hasn’t texted me in 12 hours and I’m starting to get worried. How do I get him to text me back? quote:The title pretty much says it all, but here are some more details: my boyfriend of six months and I have had a pretty cut and dry relationship up to this point. I’ve always been what some people would call “quirky,” so pranks are sort of my bread and butter. He, John, has expressed that he really likes this part of me and I’m just happy to be with someone who can handle all of my zest, lol! Sometimes I worry that he doesn’t actually think I’m as funny as he says, but he always reassures me that this is not the case. One of the ways we really like to express our humor to each other is in the bedroom, for example I love to do impressions of mostly Disney characters (such as the “paperwork” lady from Monsters Inc, haha). He sometimes does them too, but he’s not that good at voices. (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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# ¿ Apr 3, 2024 01:25 |
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# ¿ May 17, 2024 17:49 |
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keep punching joe posted:Cure is simple, get a fruit net. but doctor, I am a fruit net.
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# ¿ Apr 4, 2024 13:53 |
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was his name alex?
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# ¿ Apr 6, 2024 12:50 |
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Pope Hilarius II posted:At work I avoid sitting in the landscape office uh what?
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# ¿ Apr 10, 2024 23:24 |
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honestly they should just move to the pathfinder system
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# ¿ Apr 12, 2024 00:35 |
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Shanghaied posted:My "I take my role as a husband and father seriously" T-shirt has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my shirt. Joke understander logging on: This joke starts with the premise that "baby fashion" is a thing that maybe some people care about. The OJ's stance on this issue is that "baby fashion" is something they do not care about. In order for this joke to land, "baby fashion" must also be something that the JT does not care about. The joke typology is self-deprecation, where their shared baby is bad at "baby fashion". Because both the OJ and the JT do not care about "baby fashion", it should be funny rather than hurtful. The J doesn't land, possibly because the OJ was mistaken in their belief that the JT does not care about "baby fashion".
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# ¿ Apr 12, 2024 13:38 |
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I just want to say that all boobie sizes are equally cherished in the eyes of our prophet muhammad.
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# ¿ Apr 16, 2024 00:46 |
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The Alchemist posted:And lastly, and worst of all, he has never actually been allergic to dogs and just doesn't like them.
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# ¿ Apr 18, 2024 12:17 |
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ahh so definitely nta then
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# ¿ Apr 20, 2024 14:42 |
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mystes posted:By blowing all his money on a horse farm, apparently imagine the life he could have been living if he invested in a money farm instead
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# ¿ Apr 30, 2024 03:02 |
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video games are great for building up vocabulary. your 10th grade teachers sure aren't going to teach you what a zweihander is.
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# ¿ May 4, 2024 21:03 |
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InediblePenguin posted:this is so ........ he JUST HAPPENED to accidentally swipe the exact item that would be apparently related to her recent trip? "parts of it that should have been glass didn't look like glas" what the gently caress does this mean? in the first post it was an extremely specific item that he would be unlikely to just have, but hey, it turns out it was in fact just some random poo poo somebody owned that he knew nothing about and grabbed without knowing anything and hey presto it's the perfect hyperspecific gift to relate to this person's vacation and he did it totally by accident by swiping it off a shelf at his mom's house. he knew nothing at all about it although it's insanely important to his mom and their only link to the old country that he didn't know she was from and poo poo too. poop dagger
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# ¿ May 5, 2024 15:35 |
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John Wick of Dogs posted:Ross masturbating in the back of the truck: I WAS ON A FIFTEEN MINUTE BREAK lol
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# ¿ May 9, 2024 00:59 |
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WIBTA if I dump my big, gay horsequote:My [F32] close friend John [M34] and I recently bought a horse, Lenny, together. It's been a lot of work but we've figured out how to share the responsibility and made a flexible schedule so we can take him for rides when we want without stepping on each others' toes. The one place where our opinions differ though, is that John sees Lenny as a close companion but I admit that he's more of an investment. I found a trainer at a local stud farm that thought Lenny would make for a great line, but we found out immediately that he prefers the company of other males.
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# ¿ May 15, 2024 02:38 |
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# ¿ May 17, 2024 17:49 |
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the only thing i remember from band of brothers is when that one dude finds a flower and then i think he gives it to a nurse and they get married after the war iirc
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