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Malachite_Dragon posted:Clearly the solution is to Shrekify Big John. Troublemaker posted:Or Big Johnify Shrek. I wonder what Shrek Big John kissing Big John Shrek would look like haha. Like, if anyone drew a picture. As a joke haha.
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Scathach posted:Yeah, that's what I thought. Anytime someone says, "I went to the chiropractor!" I trust their judgement a bit less. Wait, witchdoctors are as bad as chiropractors?! Dammit, now how am I going to have curses laid on my enemies?
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Breetai posted:A forums account is like Is Jeffrey of YOSPOS going to walk through fire and fly through smoke? Will I, as a result, see my enemies on the end of a rope?
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Ghost Leviathan posted:I asked a witch doctor for relationship advice and all I got was this loving song stuck in my head. *shakes head* Ooh-eee.
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syntaxfunction posted:Honestly guy just sounds like he has kinks but isn't, like, making it his personality or actively trying to subject everyone to it. And at that point it's not really different to any other kink someone could be into, except I don't like it. But he sounds like no one has to actually deal with that so Hentai Footguy is okay by me. Hentai Footguy is the name of my sasscore band.
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redshirt posted:Hey y'all. I know that none of you know me, such that I'd never ask for any specific funeral instructions. If you find my dead body please donate to science! *while waiting for the meat wagon to take away redshirt's fossa-chewed corpse, I solemnly play the Cramp's Bikini Girls with Machine Guns at half speed on my phone*
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hawowanlawow posted:dude has a problem with forfeiting and then cites chess, people forfeit chess games on the reg If you think about it, stopping at checkmate is technically forfeiting - they don't let you take the king.
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Biplane posted:There are zero Waffle Houses in my country. My life is a living hell. *pornhub ad voice* There are angry Waffle House line cooks in your area looking for encounters and possible fist fights!
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Again, they're not asking IF you HAVE fighting skills, but WHY aren't you ALREADY fighting them.
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Kenshin posted:"I was gifted Chlamydia." Praise Nurgle!
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Scathach posted:Oh that sucks. I can't imagine marrying someone and them not telling me if they were on meds for something like that. Holy hell, poor dude. A psychotic episode is tough enough to deal with if you know it's a possibility. But to have no idea... I'm guessing they didn't live together before marriage - unless she was on depot injections, you'd think you'd notice the antipsychotic medications.
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ChickenOfTomorrow posted:AITA for jerkin' it to Goya's Black Paintings? Goya's ghost may not care, but the staff and visitors of the Museo del Prado would like you to put your pants back on, or at least keep it in the 15th century Flemish room like the real enthusiasts.
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Could be worse - the Domitius Ahenobarbus family ONLY used the forenames Lucius or Gnaeus.
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Barudak posted:What do you think the bonobo exhibit at the zoo is for??? I tried that, but the bonobos weren't able to explain how it's better than Super Mario Bros.
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Malachite_Dragon posted:I dimly recall a tale from one of the the Idiots In The Military threads about a bunch of dudes who shared one and that's how a third of the unit got chlamydia Pretty sure there's an Anais Nin story about that.
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mom and dad fight a lot posted:lol I am formally rejecting your resignation, vis a vis you are not released from servitude quid pro quo. Share this on your Facebook feed so that Facebook can't use your images without your permission! *I pause with my oversized quill hovering above the parchment, admiring the crisp ink lines of my writing
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