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If you want a picture of the future, imagine a cake smashing on a human face, forever
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My mother-in-law was mortified when I asked the priest from the Theravada temple to put his seatbelt on.
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Samovar posted:...did he? Between my clunky Sinhala and some gestures, he got the message fortunately. I've been removed from priest-taxi duties since then
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brb, marrying intofeudal institution just so that even the managers have to call me "your grace".
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keep punching joe posted:Wife Winnie the Pooh, so what? I'm certain that there's some sort of joke about the wife being in the public domain, but I can't get the pieces to fit
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Ensign Expendable posted:My wedding had a strict set of performance standards, all the guests had to pass a fitness test, a rigorous written exam, and get plastic surgery to get up to par. Sure it was ruinously expensive and poorly attended, but the photos were stunning. They also had to learn the choreographed dance routine
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Troublemaker posted:Here's one with a nice lil update I know for Sri Lankan weddings one doesn't go for white since it's a funeral colour
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Don't need to be hweird about it
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Modal Auxiliary posted:Shut the gently caress up Janice, nobody loving likes you. Get a running start and go gently caress yourself. You mean "go flip herself".
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You know they're really trying to exploit people when they're not even offering exposure as payment
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I recall interactions with the police in Rio de Janeiro, that they're chiefs are "doctor" rather than "captain", I believe because they have to pass the bar exam They also gave Prince Andrew an all-female motorcycle escort, though I can't say whether that was their idea or his.
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