r/relationships: SPRAYING A FRAGRANCE ON MY PENIS

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SpaceViking: Sep 2, 2011; Who put the stars in the sky? Coyote will say he did it himself, and it is not a lie.

Call Your Grandma posted:

Yeah I think the best approach is to just let people do their thing and zap em when they act inappropriately.

Anyway here's some content:

I [23f] created a 1:1 scale puppet version of my boyfriend [22m] and showed it to him during foreplay as a joke. Now he hasn�t texted me in 12 hours and I�m starting to get worried. How do I get him to text me back?

BIG JOHN RETURNS

# ¿ Apr 3, 2024 01:31

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# ¿ May 21, 2024 00:24

SpaceViking: Sep 2, 2011; Who put the stars in the sky? Coyote will say he did it himself, and it is not a lie.

ChickenOfTomorrow posted:

AITA for jerkin' it to Goya's Black Paintings?

# ¿ Apr 25, 2024 17:11

SpaceViking: Sep 2, 2011; Who put the stars in the sky? Coyote will say he did it himself, and it is not a lie.

DreamingofRoses posted:

AITAH for not wanting my fianc� going on a golf trip 2 weeks before our due date?

From personal experience, I wouldn't be planning anything anywhere near a due date. We were just chugging along waiting for the 40th week to hit and then suddenly my wife developed HELLP syndrome and we had to have an emergency C-Section on the 37th week. poo poo can change at a moment's notice with pregnancy.

Edit: Preeclampsia snipe.

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# ¿ Apr 25, 2024 23:48

SpaceViking: Sep 2, 2011; Who put the stars in the sky? Coyote will say he did it himself, and it is not a lie.

Just a title:

# ¿ Apr 30, 2024 16:35

SpaceViking: Sep 2, 2011; Who put the stars in the sky? Coyote will say he did it himself, and it is not a lie.

mom and dad fight a lot posted:

I heard about this from a bouncer in BC, and though they were joking.

But I didn't know how disgusting this poo poo really was. gently caress you Alberta

lmao

I found out about this from Ducks, which was a thoroughly depressing novel.

# ¿ May 4, 2024 00:44

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# ¿ May 21, 2024 00:24

SpaceViking: Sep 2, 2011; Who put the stars in the sky? Coyote will say he did it himself, and it is not a lie.

artsy fartsy posted:

AITAH for kicking my (26F) boyfriend (31M) and his friends (27-34M) out after I overherd a conversation where they compared me to Tony Soprano?

But does she hit the drippini?

# ¿ May 8, 2024 03:31

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