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Captain Fargle posted:Goddamnit. I keep getting mixed up by Corky's av not being Shrek anymore. I agree, I'm very upset about it
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Lottery of Babylon posted:
This guy is a total slob and would probably leave surgical instruments in you during an operation
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Captain Hygiene posted:
What a nice guy. Doesn't give a crap about his affair partner or his child but wants no responsibility, no consequences, and no child support. I hope the partner blabs and sues for child support.
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Midnight Voyager posted:Emma realizing she's married into a loving insane family who's always gonna care about placating mommy more than anyone else. And who's to say Emma would want to get IVF as a widow just so an overbearing mother can have a grandbaby
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Brawnfire posted:Ah, that's my nightmare. That would be the end of my engagement since I would roundly curse anyone bothering me in the bathroom.
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AceClown posted:Prudence's response was just basically, if he's gonna judge her for ordering a glass of milk he's not worth her time.
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Desert Bus posted:Milk is for baby cows. We need cows to make milk so we can make cheese and yogurt. Humans drinking milk? Nah, give it to baby cows. They're the ones who need it until they can make milk themselves so I may have cheese. Have you seen modern dairy cows ? They produce so much milk that occasionally the processed milk is used for fertilizer rather than have the bottom fall out of the Milk market due to a glut
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DemoneeHo posted:The cows will have their revenge posthumously as they raise my cholesterol Not so fast Bessie, I take statins!
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Coca Koala posted:He’s just waiting to get invited to a divorce so he can make it memorable. You can save a lot of money by doing a double divorce
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Coca Koala posted:The thought of his ex-fiancee realizing what a stupid bullet she dodged and how much better her life is going to be now that this dumbass blew up the relationship before it was too late is honestly heartwarming. And the way he says "She's the type of girl I usually get" says a lot. The crush was hotter than the current fiancee so he let his dick tell him to get involved in the Hot Crazy Barmaid rather than stay with a woman who was building a bright career.
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artsy fartsy posted:
I wouldn't let this woman stand anywhere near me while blowing out candles.
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Beachcomber posted:Dogs didn't evolve to eat only meat any more than humans did. A meat only diet would lead to malnutrition. I was afraid the dog ate an entire bucket of lard, I know my sister's Great Dane would.
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The_Franz posted:Forget therapy, that train left long ago. They need the old-fashioned guys with the white coats and a net. I'm surprised the parents didn't buy him a gun for his birthday, what could go wrong?
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Indecisive posted:Yea you aren't just the rear end in a top hat for kicking out your friend who you creeped out you're the rear end in a top hat for doing that in front of her to begin with. Keep your exhibitionism fetish in check, send that poo poo to tiktok or something im sure theres plenty of perverts who want to watch It sounds like two babies trying to feed each other. Open wide, here comes the choo-choo train! Now they just need to progress to sitting in high chairs and wearing bibs.
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SMEGMA_MAIL posted:AITA for watching the first episode These mini Novels are great. They put me right to sleep.
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Barudak posted:Why dont you click this here sponsored amazon link to find out more? I want to know what a "Tickler" is
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PetraCore posted:I'd also request the Timothy story. I remember the lady who went to a family cabin with her boyfriend to meet everyone only to be told there was no seat for her at the dining table and she would have to sit in the corner wearing a dunce cap.
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Pope Corky the IX posted:Pretty sure there's an old SA meme of "My parents got me Mavis Beacon Teaches Typing for Christmas. I have no hands. They know this" I had a high school friend who was pissed his mother bought him toe socks for his birthday. He had webbed feet.
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Neito posted:Christ, gently caress these people. I've run into two couples in my life where the woman didn't get the baby they wanted so the husband had to pretty much be Mom & Dad to the child. In one case when the wife threatened to leave the marriage my coworker told her "Fine, you leave anytime you want but my girl stays here". After all the videos we've seen of guys having a hissy fit at a gender reveal, this was most refreshing.
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Slo-Tek posted:Feel like the various bent out of shape about birthday people are doing it wrong. I've had a bunch of birthdays, and extensive testing indicates it doesn't really matter if I celebrate (and am celebrated) on the day of, or maybe we push it out till the weekend. When did birthdays become such a thing? We've had people wanting days, weeks, and a month to celebrate their birthdays like they're the second coming. I tend to try and ignore my B-day other than maybe splurging on dinner.
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