r/relationships: SPRAYING A FRAGRANCE ON MY PENIS

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metachronos: Sep 11, 2001; When I roll, baby I roll DEEP

SMEGMA_MAIL posted:

Tired of women disrespecting me and my knowledge of their anatomy

Denying people the right to use the bathroom is such an rear end in a top hat move.

# ¿ Apr 15, 2024 20:50

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# ¿ May 21, 2024 04:48

metachronos: Sep 11, 2001; When I roll, baby I roll DEEP

Quackles posted:

Content!

AITA for walking out of a dinner after being accused of supporting incest?

The show in question: Loki, with the relationship being between Loki and Sylvie, his female alternate self from another timeline.

Hasn't this been posted before?

# ¿ Apr 15, 2024 21:06

metachronos: Sep 11, 2001; When I roll, baby I roll DEEP

mystes posted:

But it's incredible to spend that much money and still make guests pay for their own food

In that vein someone post the one where the people had a disney wedding and made guests buy food at the park because they spent like 15k on having Mickey and Minnie actors from the park attend their wedding.

# ¿ Apr 17, 2024 17:42

metachronos: Sep 11, 2001; When I roll, baby I roll DEEP

Pantaloon Pontiff posted:

I like how other weddings have problems like 'we had an open bar and my uncle got wasted and wouldn't stop feeling up the bridesmaids until we had security escort him out' and this guy's amazing tale of misbehavior is 'kid picked 4 items that he liked from the buffet to eat, and I harassed him to get other stuff he didn't like, and he didn't like it". If the stuff you picked for your buffet isn't grown-up enough for your wedding, that's really on you.

Also why would you play some baby trivia game at a wedding that sounds weird and boring.

# ¿ Apr 22, 2024 19:18

metachronos: Sep 11, 2001; When I roll, baby I roll DEEP

This is purely anecdotal but I feel like the picky eaters I know can barely look at coleslaw let alone eat it.

# ¿ Apr 22, 2024 21:11

metachronos: Sep 11, 2001; When I roll, baby I roll DEEP

Shanghaied posted:

An old family name, but taken to extreme:

AITA for telling my husband to be honest with his family about his name before he forces a name on our son that none of us want him to have?

Family gatherings must be confusing as hell lmao, per the OP:

Presumably the matronymics are necessary because all the fathers are also named Andrew George lmao.

Yeah that sounds like a logistical nightmare. Especially if they live in the same area.

# ¿ Apr 26, 2024 17:29

metachronos: Sep 11, 2001; When I roll, baby I roll DEEP

The stories where people obviously favor their parents/siblings over their spouse drive me loving nuts. I love my parents and sister but I didn't choose them and wouldn't prioritize them over someone I actively chose to be in my life.

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# ¿ May 21, 2024 04:48

metachronos: Sep 11, 2001; When I roll, baby I roll DEEP

wheatpuppy posted:

AITA for telling my coworker that her clothes were inappropriate for the office?

I can't imagine someone writing that out and not coming away thinking they were being an rear end in a top hat. The rear end in a top hat tone is just dripping from their writing style.

# ¿ May 16, 2024 19:49

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