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We are well rid of Big John
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# ¿ Apr 2, 2024 16:22 |
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# ¿ May 21, 2024 01:09 |
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Baronjutter posted:Grace Park always reminds me of my friend's insane mid 2000's korean co-worker who claimed that "the west" only casts ugly korean actors in roles as part of a smearing and degrading campaign against the korean people. There were a few other american/canadian born actors and celebrities of korean background that he'd also rage about being so vile and ugly. How clearly "they" hand picked the most grotesque examples of korean women to present to the world. And in every case they were perfectly normal or in fact quite good looking people who just were not plastic surgeried up to to the exact and insane local korean beauty standards. He was right. The finns play the long game.
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# ¿ Apr 2, 2024 19:21 |
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haveblue posted:by moving the skull you have broken your grandfather's wards OP should prepare for beastmen raids.
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# ¿ Apr 4, 2024 16:30 |
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Open bar but all there is is mdma and weed. Only cool people at THIS harry potter wedding
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# ¿ Apr 5, 2024 01:43 |
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Ghost Leviathan posted:I asked a witch doctor for relationship advice and all I got was this loving song stuck in my head. You motherfucker
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# ¿ Apr 5, 2024 09:42 |
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It's funny when alcoholics are like "yeah honestly 12 drinks during dinner isn't that bad, I do that and no one could tell/I was barely buzzed" you morons, EVERYONE can tell, every time.
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# ¿ Apr 5, 2024 18:20 |
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mailorder bees posted:snowboard kids 2 IS the dark souls of video games
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# ¿ Apr 5, 2024 18:57 |
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Big Bowie Bonanza posted:I was playing hollow knight on Switch recently and it's the first time I've gotten so mad I wanted to throw a game so I kept a pillow next to me and would lightly toss the switch onto it sometimes Lmao my 10 year old son has the same problem, and came up with the same solution
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# ¿ Apr 5, 2024 20:25 |
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Big Bowie Bonanza posted:it works Oh yeah, definitely. No shade from me, I just thought it was funny
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# ¿ Apr 5, 2024 20:34 |
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Work is a prison and I trust my fellow inmates only a little more than I do the wardens, which is not at all.
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# ¿ Apr 6, 2024 00:20 |
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Hughlander posted:AITA for expecting more from my mother? This one is impressive because he's somehow managed to write this in a way where the tone of the post tries to imply that the mother is the crazy one, but never once writing a single word actually describing his mom behaving badly. I'm tired and sick and I had to read it twice because my brain went "yeah the mother sucks... wait, what??"
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# ¿ Apr 6, 2024 00:49 |
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Odd posted:You can take my glass of milk with meals from me when i'm dead thank you very much I will.
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# ¿ Apr 6, 2024 11:51 |
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Milk exists to make my tummy hurt
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# ¿ Apr 6, 2024 12:18 |
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Legitmately shook I ended up sort of on the side of a hentai-and-feet guy
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# ¿ Apr 9, 2024 00:16 |
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Me: That's a nice dress MIL: Me: For a clown to wear Me: at a wedding MIL: Nooo
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# ¿ Apr 9, 2024 13:32 |
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redshirt posted:That would never work, on multiple levels. Maybe if the store is all on one floor
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# ¿ Apr 10, 2024 18:07 |
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wheatpuppy posted:Ex-Philes - only attracted to the one(s) that got away. lol drat
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# ¿ Apr 11, 2024 11:48 |
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Just popping in to say LMAO if you didn't dress your kids like little fashion disasters when they were young
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# ¿ Apr 12, 2024 14:27 |
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Kurieg posted:Found an update to an ancient post with an absolute brain genius of a man. Brain genius is right, holy poo poo. And then he's asking OP for presumably money now?? Lmao
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# ¿ Apr 12, 2024 17:26 |
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Cloacamazing! posted:How do you not know how to be a vegetarian? Vegan I could understand, there's a lot of animal ingredients that aren't really obviously non-vegan (did you know SUGAR can be non-vegan?), but the only products I've encountered so far where it wasn't immediately obvious if they were vegetarian or not was stuff with gelatin. Grimes is very, very dumb.
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# ¿ Apr 13, 2024 09:02 |
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idiotsavant posted:She’s not looking to spoil a beloved niece, she’s looking for a replacement kid so she can pretend to be a normal mom. Again, it isn’t a kid’s job to be therapy for someone’s messed up life. And when the kid’s actual mom is like “yeah no I’m not letting that family member near my kid unsupervised” maybe that’s not a person you want to go have Mother’s Day tea with anyways But she feels bad, and kids aren't really real people anyway
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# ¿ Apr 13, 2024 15:15 |
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Monopoly (derogatory) (the game) should be made illegal.
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# ¿ Apr 18, 2024 00:09 |
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Knormal posted:r/relationships: celery up rear end, etc 99% sure we've already had this as a title. But it's real good.
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# ¿ Apr 18, 2024 11:34 |
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That's why it's known as the Conquering Worm
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# ¿ Apr 18, 2024 12:08 |
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Neito posted:Oh, for sure. I'm 38 and never got my license; I've tried a few times (and am in the middle of an attempt now, if "getting your permit" counts as an attempt), but between dyspraxia and the attendant poor proprioception, I have a ton of anxiety about it. Never in my life heard about dyspraxia so I googled it and my whole world just came tumbling down around me, what the gently caress. How have I never heard of this? I was even sent to a special class for idiot children who struggled with walking and crawling before I could start school! Which did wonders for my self esteem I might add
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# ¿ Apr 18, 2024 15:15 |
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Neito posted:It's one of those things that nobody knows about, but once one dyspraxic person mentions it a whole bunch of people feel like their whole lives suddenly make sense. Stop, I don't think I can handle a third revelation
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# ¿ Apr 18, 2024 15:58 |
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Neito posted:Next you're gonna tell me you don't have a poopknife. Woah, woah. I may have Bad Brain, but I'm not that hosed up.
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# ¿ Apr 18, 2024 16:07 |
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DeeplyConcerned posted:The waffle House guys are obviously in love and speaking in Code. Ordering runny eggs is his way of saying look, I'm still gonna marry this woman, but I want to have sex with you on the side. Thank you for saying what we're all thinking.
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# ¿ Apr 19, 2024 04:35 |
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Pantaloon Pontiff posted:Doesn't everyone have a Waffle House cook that they go to for fistfights on the regular? What are you even doing with your life if you don't? There are zero Waffle Houses in my country. My life is a living hell.
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# ¿ Apr 19, 2024 04:46 |
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8one6 posted:Just divorce the nerd. If they have engineer brain and have it in their head that 2 showers a week is the limit then they're already too far gone. Yup. It's sad when it's terminal but this is the only way.
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# ¿ Apr 19, 2024 19:26 |
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Moon Slayer posted:I intend to go to my grave having never learned what worm music is. Ironic, it's my life's work to make you listen to it.
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# ¿ Apr 20, 2024 08:58 |
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Vegan is good because it reminds me of Vegeta.
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# ¿ Apr 20, 2024 17:44 |
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hawowanlawow posted:well it was a good plan otherwise You miss 100% of the shots not taken.
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# ¿ Apr 20, 2024 20:05 |
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FMguru posted:A power move that backfires spectacularly. What the gently caress
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# ¿ Apr 23, 2024 16:59 |
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compshateme85 posted:I think waving something in someone else's face that they really want and can't have is pretty inconsiderate, regardless of weight. My ex had a little meltdown while pregnant, and craving god drat Burger King cheese dip, ice cubes and strawberries. Ice and strawberries I could get but the only burger king nearby was closed, and the nearest one was like an hour away, it was late and neither of us drive. She kind of lost it a little, not in a shouty mean way, but the worse way where she just cried silently and looked like she wanted me to kill her. So I called and woke her dad up, and then we drove for an hour each way to load up on cheese dip. It's funny, when I called and he picked up he was understandably a little annoyed but after I explained the cheese dip situation he was like "I'm on my way" instantly and he pulled up 10 minutes later, still in his pj's. Good man. Anyway I think I would have tried to rob a bank if she had asked me to at that point, due to Biology I guess? I'm just happy all that was asked of me was cheese dip.
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# ¿ Apr 24, 2024 19:33 |
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Snow Cone Capone posted:oompa loompa doopa dee darraige lmfao
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# ¿ Apr 24, 2024 20:20 |
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Cythereal posted:And she wears a dress at one point. Which is how she's depicted in 99% of Disney merch (I live not far from Orlando in Florida, that poo poo is everywhere). Leia is a Disney princess now, AND her Disney princess outfit is a white dress for maximum impact.
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# ¿ Apr 25, 2024 13:33 |
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Extra Large Marge posted:There is this radio show on NPR on the weekends called "Zorba Paster On Your Health" where listeners call in and ask health related questions to the host, Dr Zorba Paster. Skill issue.
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# ¿ Apr 25, 2024 16:49 |
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My mom started charging me rent when I was 13, and not as a lesson or anything, she just needed drinking money. I feel pretty strongly about this, and I would go without food if it came down to it rather than charge my own child rent to live at home. Insane behavior. MAYBE it's okay if the kid is like, 24, and everyone is open and fair about the arrangement, and what rights and responsibilities everyone has. But doing it purely as a lesson, or character building, or for fuckin pocket money, is supremely hosed up.
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# ¿ Apr 25, 2024 19:49 |
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# ¿ May 21, 2024 01:09 |
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Brawnfire posted:Am I the bleached rear end in a top hat? If you even have to ask...
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# ¿ Apr 26, 2024 15:22 |