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Corky, can you ask me where my sense of fun is?
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Pope Corky the IX posted:Where's your sense of fun? It's off somewhere eating breakfast in a hotel bed. edit for content AITA for refusing to answer to my grandparents "nickname" for me? quote:I (15f) started living with my grandparents last year because my mom ended up needing to be taken care of and couldn't take care of me. So my grandparents took me. Ever since I moved in they have tried calling me "Elizabeth". That is not my name, that's not even my middle name. I have always used my first name "Astraea" or my a cutesy version of middle name which sometimes gets used for a nickname but is not connected to Elizabeth at all. My grandparents never liked my name. They admitted that to me when I moved in with them. They asked me if I would be okay with a nicer more classic name and I told them no, because I love my name. They asked me if I would like Emily because that was their unused girl name when they finished having kids and my answer was no. So when I rejected Emily they decided Elizabeth was the way to go. Wii Spawn Camper fucked around with this message at 16:42 on Apr 2, 2024 |
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Apr 2, 2024 16:39
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Admiral Joeslop posted:AITA for telling my in laws that their adopted kid isn't welcome here anymore and that I will kick them out if they go against me? Was the son blasting Guns n Roses while riding away with Budnick from Salute Your Shorts on the back? If so op needs to leave that house immediately
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Apr 3, 2024 18:22
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John Wick of Dogs posted:The bed in his guest room should be comfortable. So they won’t stay too long.
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Apr 5, 2024 01:23
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Runcible Cat posted:NGL Jezebel rocks as a name. She can be friends with Harlot
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Apr 5, 2024 16:02
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I heard that Sam can’t cum unless Emma wears men’s underwear anyway.
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Apr 6, 2024 22:14
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the holy poopacy posted:I went to look at the comments and reddit is mostly voting NTA Yeah I was on his side until I read this quote:I didn't see it make impact, but immediately saw the result. My mom was embarrassed and ran to hug her husband, calm down, apologize. That reaction doesn't make any sense if the mom actually gave a poo poo about the fiancee. And he didn't see it happen.
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Apr 7, 2024 00:31
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I guess that, yeah, on the surface of it uninviting a close family member over slinging some mud is an overreaction, but it's pretty clear that there's a lot more going on here between 1) mom "accidentally" hitting her future DIL instead of her husband and going to console her husband for not being hit with mud and 2) the rest of mom's family ganging up on her son for not defending mom enough.
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Desert Bus posted:We need fewer cows yes. That is an incontestable point. Forests turned to mud and methane and beef yay! I’ll do my part, if I see someone drinking milk in a bar I will fight them.
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Apr 7, 2024 21:06
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I asked a flight attendant why they still had ashtrays and they told me it was so they could have somewhere to put out cigarettes when people tried to smoke during the flight.
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Apr 10, 2024 15:38
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the holy poopacy posted:the abuse guidelines are very much an Old SA type of rule: "it's OK if it's funny" Some people also read posts here and go hey that’s normal and then find out no, it’s abuse, I was abused.
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Apr 16, 2024 21:35
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wowee lookit how crazy this is!!" and want to share it because it seems weird and exceptional to them
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Admiral Joeslop posted:AITA for abandoning my boyfriend in Disney World after he threw a tantrum about a park map? This guy is obviously TA but I do miss getting paper copies of certain things, the main one being concert tickets. I have a collection of old ticket stubs that just stops abruptly in the late 2000s.
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Apr 18, 2024 15:31
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Mx. posted:AITA for saying to my grandmother “I thought you used a stove for years do you not know how to use it”  but also maybe don’t ask grandma for help anymore
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Apr 24, 2024 01:05
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Pope Corky the IX posted:You could ask grandma for help regarding toilet etiquette. Maybe that’s why the stove wont work
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Apr 24, 2024 01:09
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420 Gank Mid posted:This post would make 100x more sense if people had said "oh its just 100 miles away" instead of "a two hour drive" I googled maps’d Derby to Manchester and there’s a lot of turns and roundabouts, there’s only like 3 stretches that are over 8 miles with the longest being 14, so you’re basically having to make a turn every couple minutes. Sounds pretty annoying actually when compared to just driving for a couple hours on an interstate, but probably isn’t really that bad. There’s roundabouts!
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Apr 24, 2024 01:13
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Mordiceius posted:AITA for fighting with my wife about the lights in our house? YTA. Yeah buddy, no one reading this has ever sat in the dark before.
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May 7, 2024 00:03
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In my old apartment, the lady upstairs had just moved in and she flushed like 100 wet wipes down the toilet. They clogged up right at my bathroom, and backed up a bunch of gross stuff into my bathtub and bathroom floor. I discovered this by stepping in it right after I woke up. They had to use a hydro jet to cut through all the wipes and unclog the line. I also got the landlord to pay to clean it up, but I’ll never forget the sight of it. Wet wipes are not flushable. I mean, technically, they are able to be flushed down the drain, but it’s like flushing a towel. It doesn’t disintegrate like toilet paper does, it just gets clogged.
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May 10, 2024 04:08
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DemoneeHo posted:The lesson is never buy a house with only one toilet, and OP's wife should have let him have a bidet in OP's toilet. Op should have gone to get the name brand stuff, maybe with the dad so they can bond. Who cares if it’s unimportant to you, it was important to the person you’re trying to impress. The fact that he knew it was wrong and didn’t say anything about it even after arriving and hearing them talk about buying the correct brand makes him the rear end in a top hat. He didn’t even apologize for bringing the wrong thing.
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May 10, 2024 15:15
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Feel bad for everyone trying to convince themselves the store brand is exactly the same as the name brand. It’s not.
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May 10, 2024 15:43
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The_Franz posted:Poop socks. Wasn’t this related to WoW, and the origin of the term “poopsocking”? I swear I remember the detail about the duffel bag. Edit: I guess I just conflated the story and the term, the Know Your Meme article only has references to Urban Dictionary definitions as the oldest sources. Wii Spawn Camper fucked around with this message at 21:37 on May 12, 2024 |
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May 12, 2024 21:32
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Whorelord posted:AITAH for eliminating a rattle snake after it threatened my niece and nephew? gently caress this dude. I’m an avid hiker and I’ve ran into dozens of rattlesnakes. They just want to chill, they will leave you alone if you leave them alone. It wasn’t even rattling. The most I’ve ever had to do is kick dirt at one because it was laying longways on the trail. It just slithered off. His actions were completely unnecessary.
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May 16, 2024 16:55
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“California sober” specifically means you don’t drink but you do smoke weed, and maybe other drugs too. Wedding invitations should have: An agenda Location Gift rules (if any) Meal options Bar status (open/cash/none) ESH because the invites didn’t specify bar status, but op shouldn’t have assumed, and shouldn’t have sent the Venmo request because he ended up going out and needing the sitter/Ubers/airbnb anyway.
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May 16, 2024 19:18
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Stoner Sloth posted:Yeah this guy can go and get hosed. 50 feet off the drat trail. Don’t go off the loving trails!!!
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May 16, 2024 20:02
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The kid should have made up a plausible story instead of a time travel story, and the parent missed the opportunity to teach that lesson.
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May 17, 2024 14:29
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Most Power Alex posted:I'd imagine male strippers are more likely to be DTF because they have less reason to be physically afraid of there clientele than their female counterparts. They also probably have to get hard to perform so they’re already ready to go anyway
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May 17, 2024 20:44
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fast cars loose anus posted:The fact that the girlfriend is furious that he didn't do it indicates an incredibly hosed up family dynamic there; I hope Reddit is telling him to run Yeah, she was supposed to work too. Super hosed up, she’s mad at the wrong person.
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May 17, 2024 23:03
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A lot of attractive people do move to LA to try to make it in Hollywood, but most of them go back to the Midwest after inevitably washing out so it doesn’t move the needle as much as people think.
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May 18, 2024 16:49
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Moon Slayer posted:TIFU by showing my dick to my wife's grandparents. The Sentinelese, famously known as one of the last uncontacted primitive peoples left on the planet, have been seen waving their dicks at the observers, ironically sometimes at actual helicopters. There's probably nothing closer to a universal gesture, except for maybe this (from Wikipedia): quote:...sometimes they turned their backs and assumed a "defecating" posture, which Pandit took as a sign of their not being welcome.
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May 19, 2024 14:28
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Pantaloon Pontiff posted:This story from LegalAdvice is short, but I just like how well the even shorter title sums it up. And while I'm not exactly a police fan, a guy like this getting arrested for sucker-punching a cop who actually wasn't doing anything wrong works for me. I like how the op doesn’t say how they got involved, they’re just suddenly being held down along with their friend.
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May 19, 2024 23:40
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