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Malachite_Dragon posted:
It's like that dude never shared apps before or went "Wait, I had three rangoons, how many did you have? OK, that one's yours, then"
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The bits that you managed to cram into your mouth are yours, obviously. Whats left is still fair game.
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The Alchemist posted:AITA for kicking my mom out of my house because of how she reacted to her partner not liking my wife's chili? Sounds kinda like Cincinnati chili, which people who make it should be aware how divisive it is... and serve it anyway. With an increasingly menacing smile as you make your guests slurp down their five way.
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Big Bowie Bonanza posted:isn't the noodles story a classic? sad that we can't post that one, it's so absurd The mystery of the Noodle Incident was always part of what makes it good and I'm glad Bill Watterson refused to expand on the lore.
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Maxwell Q. Klinger is a Disney princess too, so olive drab pants and a dirty Toledo Mudhens jersey is valid too.
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hawowanlawow posted:me watching my cat take her food out of the food bowl and eat it off the kitchen floor My dog always liked to take a mouthful, trot 20 or so feet to the family room, drop the food, then lick it off the carpet. It was always by the back door, so maybe he just wanted to look outside while he ate...
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mom and dad fight a lot posted:I'm betting on Micucci Husband can just claim Kate Micucci is part of his family in that case
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hawowanlawow posted:everyone keeps calling my stepdad sancho Maybe your stepdad should stop following around that old man who hates windmills, then 
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Troublemaker posted:LOL. My dad raised bees for a hobby. My sister was allergic to them. None of us ever got stung, although my dad did have to go to the hospital once to get a bee removed from inside his ear. There's a lot of people who will do things like make structures of little tubes for carpenter bees who pollinate but don't build colonies or produce honey (at least not in harvestable amounts). I'd do something like that, but around here, that feels like making a love hotel for wasps.
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Odd posted:A new one from a different sub. Search the title for the comments because they are outrageous! wanna see this guy's meltdown when he gets rejected by either the defense or prosecution during selection.
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The Alchemist posted:unwashed penis smells like fish too Unwashed genitals actually smell like Bradford pear trees in bloom.
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Pope Corky the IX posted:My favorite David Schwimmer performance is in Band of Brothers. You all should have seen Band of Brothers by now anyway. He made for an excellent example of the kinda guy who risks learning about fragging first-hand, yeah
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I (30M) gorged my company on army noodles and ketchup, then made them run till they barfed, AITA?
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I had trouble getting into The Pacific, but it's worth it for Rami Malek getting increasingly unhinged
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mom and dad fight a lot posted:I keep trying to watch it, but I get sidetracked. I don't have much opportunity for TV these days. seeing Saving Private Ryan in the theater with my family owned because my sister had huge crushes on Vin Diesel and Giovanni Ribisi and LOL at their characters' fates.
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Moon Slayer posted:TIFU BY SPRAYING A FRAGRANCE ON MY PENIS What... What was the fragrance?! 
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