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syntaxfunction
Oct 27, 2010
It's come to my attention that we've all gotten a little haphazard in our planning for our thread and forum meltdowns, so I decided (and you're welcome) to make this thread where we can organise ourselves a little better. Just to make sure any repeat meltdowns are working together, or preferably that we all can schedule unique meltdowns.

I'm personally thinking of having a meltdown in a thread about a TV show I have never watched, but I think doubling down until I get a multi-day to week long probation would work well. Thinking about lots of posts where I say that even if things do/don't happen in the show I was talking more abstractly.

If I ever get modded I think my game plan is to de-sticky all current threads and sticky four threads that never made it past page one from about 12 pages deep in the subforum.

Come on folks, let's get organised. I think this is called praxis.

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Quotey
Aug 16, 2006

We went out for lunch and then we stopped for some bubble tea.
I’m going to murder you.

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
𝅘𝅥𝅮
I'd probably just scream at someone for not agreeing with me on which pornography is the best.

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




amassing a folder with thousands of shrek nudes, ready to deploy at a moment's notice

syntaxfunction
Oct 27, 2010

Quotey posted:

I’m going to murder you.
This seems a little extreme, I think you need be at least an IK for the authority of that.

Edward Mass posted:

I'd probably just scream at someone for not agreeing with me on which pornography is the best.
This is solid, do you think you can get some goatse posting in to own your opposition as a capstone?

Bad Purchase posted:

amassing a folder with thousands of shrek nudes, ready to deploy at a moment's notice
You got your MO, we need to figure out the catalyst tho. Can I suggest someone suggesting that pets should be neutered, for the completely unrelated response?

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

100% DOG LOVER
ALL DOGS LOVED, ALL THE TIME
ill probably start gassing every thread in gbs, and wont stop until they permaban m,e

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




syntaxfunction posted:

You got your MO, we need to figure out the catalyst tho. Can I suggest someone suggesting that pets should be neutered, for the completely unrelated response?

i’ll reach my wokeness has gone too far point when quoting mumbo jumbo from banjo kazooie gets me probed in the friday thread, immediately start painting inboxes green

Vakal
May 11, 2008

hot cocoa on the couch posted:

ill probably start gassing every thread in gbs, and wont stop until they permaban m,e

tough but fair

Brainworm
Mar 23, 2007

...one of these--
As he hath spices of them all, not all,
For I dare so far free him--made him fear'd...
Nap Ghost
I’ll have a hot take that oversimplifies a complex geopolitical issue and double down on it in a series of increasingly lengthy, bizarre, and intense posts that spin off into their own perpetually toxic internet community.

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~

Grimey Drawer
Finally gonna speak my mind about the moderation here

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

Icochet posted:

Finally gonna speak my mind about the moderation here

It's great right?

Wall Balls
Jun 3, 2007

Spanish Castle Magic

this has served me well for many years

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~

Grimey Drawer

Smugworth posted:

It's great right?

I'm not melting down today so you'll have to wait.

That post will have so many swear words lol

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring
is this the new gbs feedback thread?

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
I’m gonna get real mad about posting catchphrases and then demand anyone using a catchphrase be immediately perma’d so as to “make it sting”.

BAGS FLY AT NOON fucked around with this message at 14:59 on Apr 7, 2024

Saalkin
Jun 29, 2008

When my many horrible crimes come to light and I'm finally brought to justice

dreezy
Mar 4, 2015

yeah, rip.
posting my radical 306 page manifesto one paragraph at a time in separate threads totally out of order

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

Saalkin posted:

When my many horrible crimes come to light and I'm finally brought to justice

When Saalkin gets only a slap on the wrist

Saalkin
Jun 29, 2008

BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

When Saalkin gets only a slap on the wrist

Bag's is willing to take the fall for me. I knew I could count on you, friend.

Extra Large Marge
Jan 21, 2004

Fun Shoe
I'm going to make a secret second account dedicated to posting about how cool my first account is.

20 Blunts
Jan 21, 2017
i "melted down" a whole bunch of fettucini last night and am making GBS threads it out right now OP

R.L. Stine
Oct 19, 2007

welcome to dead gay dog house
i'm compiling a list of arguments for the flame war when switch 2 is released

cumpantry
Dec 18, 2020

i plan on melting down over the smackable faces thread continuing to evade the chamber. but i'm not committed to it or anything

Konar
Dec 14, 2006

by Fluffdaddy

cumpantry posted:

i plan on melting down over the smackable faces thread continuing to evade the chamber. but i'm not committed to it or anything

The post your own pic thread should cross post into that one

R.L. Stine
Oct 19, 2007

welcome to dead gay dog house
the admins should swap the thread titles

Vampire Panties
Apr 18, 2001
nposter
Nap Ghost
Spamming goatse in every thread, multiple times preferably

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.
I've been in the middle of one giant meltdown for the past twenty years and I don't plan on stopping anytime soon.

luv2shit
May 15, 2023

i will never melt down. u cant make me.

syntaxfunction
Oct 27, 2010
I think we're all really pulling together here folks (heh pulling) we've got some great new innovative ideas.

Any chance we can get some collaborative stuff going on? Maybe have someone lose their poo poo in a specific way and others can make fun of them only to suffer the exact same fate?

Don't do the self doxxing one tho I think that's been run into the ground.

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

luv2shit posted:

i will never melt down. u cant make me.

mad much?

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

Doing stuff and things


I thought I'd try shooting my way out.

Nelson Mandingo
Mar 27, 2005




I think I'm going to buy myself custom titles with slurs in them so as to elicit sympathy against my posting enemies.

Disco Godfather
May 31, 2011

I'm going to name and shame a bunch of posters you've never heard of.

TrashMammal
Nov 10, 2022

thinking to start helldumping on mods in the trump thread

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins
It’ll probably happen if I ever get cancer. I figure I’ll immediately fall off the sobriety wagon and back on the booze byway big time, and then it’s only a matter of time hours before I start posting crazy misanthropic poo poo. I would only do that until I started my chemo and oxy/fentanyl-lolipop regimen though, so hopefully mods will be lenient since I’ll be going through a heap of poo poo and I’ll be back to my sober self shortly anyway.

Animal-Mother
Feb 14, 2012

RABBIT RABBIT
RABBIT RABBIT
I will mod sass the sun.

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.
We should start a meltdown circle. One person gets banned, the next person melts down over that and gets banned, then the next person melts down over that ban, and so on. If we can get organized we could get a chain of thirty or so meltdowns going.

dreezy
Mar 4, 2015

yeah, rip.

Mega64 posted:

We should start a meltdown circle. One person gets banned, the next person melts down over that and gets banned, then the next person melts down over that ban, and so on. If we can get organized we could get a chain of thirty or so meltdowns going.

meltdown sphere for exponential growth, go nuclear with it. will probably need a katamari to roll all the posters up

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

Once I finally become an admin I will permaban all my posting enemies

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Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins

Smugworth posted:

Once I finally become an admin I will permaban all my posting enemies

I’m rooting for you, but I’m rooting for your enemies too until I see how things shake out.

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