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Buce
Dec 23, 2005

Grey Cat posted:

I thought I'd try shooting my way out.

don't you dare sacrifice yourself heroically during the shootout

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Alucard
Mar 11, 2002
Pillbug
All of my posts have been part of an elaborate puzzle which will reveal the figures of the geocache I've been hiding and when I melt down it will set off a global race to solve it and get the winnings.

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


WHAT SHOULD I MELTDOWN OVER????

dreezy
Mar 4, 2015

yeah, rip.
this forum website is depressingly stable, there is very little chance of it melting down to an unrecoverable degree

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

flubber nuts posted:

WHAT SHOULD I MELTDOWN OVER????

That I wasn't made the first freely elected GBS mod after my successful campaign

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
I’m fuckin pissed about what subfora other people post in

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

Doing stuff and things


I'm pissed off that people think I'm old and I'm planning a nude livestream to show off that I don't wear dentures, don't wear diapers, and can answer basic questions without being confused.

Solefald
Jun 9, 2010

sleepy~capy


I don't think I'll ever have a meltdown on here but I'd deffo just cry a lot because I'm a big dumb sensitive cry baby


I may also chain probe Smugworth until I get caught idk maybe

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

Doing stuff and things


Solefald posted:

I'm a big dumb sensitive cry baby

:same:

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
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Edward Mass posted:

I'd probably just scream at someone for not agreeing with me that pornography is evil.

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
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Smugworth posted:

That I wasn't made the first freely elected GBS mod after my successful campaign

define 'successful.'

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

100% DOG LOVER
ALL DOGS LOVED, ALL THE TIME

Solefald posted:

I may also chain probe Smugworth until I get caught idk maybe

and mY AXE!

Nice Van My Man
Jan 1, 2008

I'm going to follow on the heels of another Poster/Mod having a meltdown by having a bunch of overly generuous interpretations of what they were trying to say before they got banned.

"I don't think they mean *they* were attracted to them, I think they were just trying to explain that from a hypothetical point of view the geopolitical situation..."

And people will keep bringing up increasingly unhinged poo poo from the meltdown poster but I'll just keep doubling down until I also get banned.

Mega64 posted:

We should start a meltdown circle. One person gets banned, the next person melts down over that and gets banned, then the next person melts down over that ban, and so on. If we can get organized we could get a chain of thirty or so meltdowns going.

I'm in.

Nice Van My Man fucked around with this message at 00:59 on Apr 6, 2024

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

I wonder how many posters will melt down when they finally find an excuse to perma me

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

I’m fuckin pissed about what subfora other people post in

im fuckin pissed that there are threads that could be in other subforums with people posting in them in gbs

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

syntaxfunction posted:

It's come to my attention that we've all gotten a little haphazard in our planning for our thread and forum meltdowns, so I decided (and you're welcome) to make this thread where we can organise ourselves a little better. Just to make sure any repeat meltdowns are working together, or preferably that we all can schedule unique meltdowns.

I'm personally thinking of having a meltdown in a thread about a TV show I have never watched, but I think doubling down until I get a multi-day to week long probation would work well. Thinking about lots of posts where I say that even if things do/don't happen in the show I was talking more abstractly.

If I ever get modded I think my game plan is to de-sticky all current threads and sticky four threads that never made it past page one from about 12 pages deep in the subforum.

Come on folks, let's get organised. I think this is called praxis.

Why on Earth would you think you would get modded? That is some weird poo poo to say

syntaxfunction
Oct 27, 2010

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

Why on Earth would you think you would get modded? That is some weird poo poo to say

It's sensible to plan for the worst case scenarios, smdh at your lack of forethought.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

syntaxfunction posted:

It's sensible to plan for the worst case scenarios, smdh at your lack of forethought.

being a mod is work for no pay. No way I would do that

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

being a mod is work for no pay. No way I would do that

I would

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Why? It must suck. Everyone is annoyed with you

Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002

thinking to assign the mods to be gangstalked

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

100% DOG LOVER
ALL DOGS LOVED, ALL THE TIME

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

Why? It must suck. Everyone is annoyed with you

i like to probate people for no reason

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

hot cocoa on the couch posted:

i like to probate people for no reason

:shrug: I honestly wouldn't care. Six hour is nothing to me. It's literally my bedtime

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

100% DOG LOVER
ALL DOGS LOVED, ALL THE TIME
see? you're not annoyed. it's all upside with no downside

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

hot cocoa on the couch posted:

see? you're not annoyed. it's all upside with no downside

Yeah but if you put on probation, I would pm you, and you could not stop that

Spinz
Jan 7, 2020

I ordered luscious new gemstones from India and made new earrings for my SA mart thread

Remember my earrings and art are much better than my posting

New stuff starts towards end of page 3 of the thread

Grey Cat posted:

I'm pissed off that people think I'm old and I'm planning a nude livestream to show off that I don't wear dentures, don't wear diapers, and can answer basic questions without being confused.

Lol

Don't do it

I speak from experience!!!!

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

:shrug: I honestly wouldn't care. Six hour is nothing to me. It's literally my bedtime

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Sheriff don't miss :blastu::dogcited:

The General
Mar 4, 2007


Mumpy Puffinz posted:

:shrug: I honestly wouldn't care. Six hour is nothing to me. It's literally my bedtime

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

How come when you ask for a probe at bedtime you get one, but when I ask for a probe at bedtime the mods don't get around to it until after I've woken up?? :argh:

Note: Please don't probe me, my bedtime isn't for awhile yet :ohdear:

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

The General posted:

How come when you ask for a probe at bedtime you get one, but when I ask for a probe at bedtime the mods don't get around to it until after I've woken up?? :argh:

Queued

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Smugworth posted:

Once I finally become an admin I will permaban all my posting enemies

I may have downvoted your attempt at getting mod buttons, but I just want to let you know that, deep down, I supported you all along

Aishlinn
Mar 31, 2011

This might hurt a bit..


i'm gonna cuss so many swears. Here comes one now!

Fiddlesticks!

Gherkin Jerkin
Jan 22, 2006

With great power, comes great crunchability...
It's high-time we had another splinter group who became disenfranchised and could no longer pretend to hide who we are. I'm tired of being looked down upon.

Well, I'll be silent no more. My meltdown is now. GBS was enthralled for FAR too long with these unrealistic standards and I KNOW I'm not alone.

So I'd like to invite the select few who recognize our place belongs elsewhere and meet me at SmallPigBalls.com

Elviscat
Jan 1, 2008

Well don't you know I'm caught in a trap?

Konar posted:

The post your own pic thread should cross post into that one

I like to melt down by posting a kys banme and then wishing harm on all the "smug fucks" living on the East Coast.

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

Elviscat posted:

I like to melt down by posting a kys banme and then wishing harm on all the "smug fucks" living on the East Coast.

Yes especially new englanders

Genesplicer
Oct 19, 2002

I give your invention the worst grade imaginable: An A-minus-minus!

Total Clam

The General posted:

How come when you ask for a probe at bedtime you get one, but when I ask for a probe at bedtime the mods don't get around to it until after I've woken up?? :argh:


Re-queued

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

I’m gonna get real about posting catchphrases and then demand anyone using a catchphrase be immediately perma’d so as to “make it sting”.

Crime: trying to monopolize the catchphrase market

Verdict: Guilty

Sentence: permaban and also you have to give me all the yellow Skittles out of your bag

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



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Smugworth posted:

I wonder how many posters will melt down when they finally find an excuse to perma me

You’re basically just like Jesus Christ.

The General
Mar 4, 2007



I feel like a proper Brit hanging out in all these queues.

Vile_Nihlist666
Jan 15, 2009

I'm a special kind of asshole!
I plan to quietly and very slowly change every GBS poster's avatar, leaving everyone wondering wtf is happening. I will be mildly annoyed when someone else does the same. My crusade to singlehandedly financially support these dead gay forums will thus begin.

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Vile_Nihlist666
Jan 15, 2009

I'm a special kind of asshole!

Mega64 posted:

We should start a meltdown circle. One person gets banned, the next person melts down over that and gets banned, then the next person melts down over that ban, and so on. If we can get organized we could get a chain of thirty or so meltdowns going.

I don't know if the mods will let us unionize.

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