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whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
Back to swearing at folks whose names we actually remember! :woop:

Standings



Free-as-in-beer matches on MLS Season Pass (times in EST)

Saturday, April 6
LA Galaxy @ LAFC - 7:45PM (FOX)

Sunday, April 7
Portland Timbers @ Sporting Kansas City - 1:45PM (FOX)

Saturday, April 13
LAFC @ Portland Timbers - 4:45PM (FOX)

Sunday, April 14
Philadelphia Union @ Atlanta United - 2:30PM (FOX)
Austin FC @ St. Louis City - 4:45PM (FOX)

Saturday, April 27
LA Galaxy @ Austin FC - 1:45PM (FOX)
CF Montreal @ Columbus Crew - 7:30PM

whypick1 fucked around with this message at 23:36 on Apr 24, 2024

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Popero
Apr 17, 2001

.406/.553/.735
Revs stink

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
𝅘𝅥𝅮
I was going to subtitle the thread The Revolution Should Not Be Televised.

binge crotching
Apr 2, 2010

Well hell, I thought the Sounders were bad, and New England is saying hold my beer

Dallan Invictus
Oct 11, 2007

The thing about words is that meanings can twist just like a snake, and if you want to find snakes, look for them behind words that have changed their meaning.

Edward Mass posted:

I was going to subtitle the thread The Revolution Should Not Be Televised.

Don't worry, there's always next month.

Moktaro
Aug 3, 2007
I value call my nuts.

Taylor Twillman

Pershing
Feb 21, 2010

John "Black Jack" Pershing
Hard Fucking Core

No Giakoumakis tonight :sigh:

Moktaro
Aug 3, 2007
I value call my nuts.

drat, Bombito is fast.

Pershing
Feb 21, 2010

John "Black Jack" Pershing
Hard Fucking Core

Stupid stupid foul leads to a PK

Dallan Invictus
Oct 11, 2007

The thing about words is that meanings can twist just like a snake, and if you want to find snakes, look for them behind words that have changed their meaning.
surely we can't blow an early lead THREE weeks in a row

Pigma_Micron
Jan 24, 2005

I am putting myself to the fullest possible use, which is all I think that any conscious entity can ever hope to do.

Pershing posted:

Stupid stupid foul leads to a PK

I'd have called that in real time but, seeing the way he dragged his foot across the ground the way he sought the defender for contact... I'd have overturned on review.

(Yes, I'm extremely biased)

Moktaro
Aug 3, 2007
I value call my nuts.

If only we could combine Cabral's pace with Navarro's skill we'd have a good striker.

Moktaro
Aug 3, 2007
I value call my nuts.

lol of course

Pershing
Feb 21, 2010

John "Black Jack" Pershing
Hard Fucking Core

Stressful to watch!

Moktaro
Aug 3, 2007
I value call my nuts.

Bassett!

Dallan Invictus
Oct 11, 2007

The thing about words is that meanings can twist just like a snake, and if you want to find snakes, look for them behind words that have changed their meaning.
okay, four should be enough to relax

thank you Caps, very cool

Moktaro
Aug 3, 2007
I value call my nuts.

Lol, Miami player spikes the ball hard after not getting a call (which got reversed in his favor a moment later anyway) and no yellow for dissent.

A comeback draw, I'll fuckin' take it.

Moktaro fucked around with this message at 02:39 on Apr 7, 2024

Pershing
Feb 21, 2010

John "Black Jack" Pershing
Hard Fucking Core

Yay for road ties

Backdoor Delivery
Nov 15, 2004

one cool dude


2 Time TRP Sack Race Champion
Credit for trying, but the Minnesota fans singing is the worst I've ever heard

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
𝅘𝅥𝅮
Fast turnaround at Q2 Stadium!

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
𝅘𝅥𝅮
3 goals in 7 minutes :tviv:

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
𝅘𝅥𝅮
NO loving WAY

Nissin Cup Nudist
Sep 3, 2011

Sleep with one eye open

We're off to Gritty Gritty land




Doop

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
:siren: THE SEATTLE SOUNDERS SCORED A GOAL FROM THE RUN OF PLAY :siren:

And it's a legit GOTW candidate too

E: :siren: THE SEATTLE SOUNDERS HAVE A MULTI-GOAL LEAD :siren:

whypick1 fucked around with this message at 04:07 on Apr 7, 2024

binge crotching
Apr 2, 2010

That was a filthy goal for Morris

e: Holy crap Seattle might actually win a game for once after that red

binge crotching fucked around with this message at 04:59 on Apr 7, 2024

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
GIVE ME A HAT TRICK

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
Sick goal.

God I wish a meteor would hit the stadium though.

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
𝅘𝅥𝅮
I like how the Cauldron still uses the word ‘Wiz’ in their chants.

paddyboat
Feb 20, 2013

Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
Run down the wing for me
comeback is ON

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
I'd enjoy this clusterfuck more if it were literally any other 2 teams then these.

TwoStepBoog
Apr 12, 2008

Wish Portland has won that, too be honest
At least then I would find it funny rather than just incredibly frustrating

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
Go meteor :toot:

God these two kits look ugly together

paddyboat
Feb 20, 2013

Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
Run down the wing for me
Phil Neville is a football genius.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
Maybe if you're a goalkeeper you shouldn't just kick an attacker in the shins when the ball is clearly gone.

Just sayin'

e: Maybe if you're a goalkeeper you should try diving at balls kicked towards your goal.

Just sayin'

whypick1 fucked around with this message at 23:07 on Apr 13, 2024

paddyboat
Feb 20, 2013

Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
Run down the wing for me
Lmao, this turned to poo poo real fast

at least 3 of these goals had the goalie just standing there like a statue

binge crotching
Apr 2, 2010

Team giant meteor is really letting me down today

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet

binge crotching posted:

Team giant meteor is really letting me down today

One of these days... :sigh:

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
Seems like half the players are in a hurry to get out of the stadium early.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
Dammit Kei

e: LAFC got robbed :argh:

whypick1 fucked around with this message at 23:52 on Apr 13, 2024

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Dallan Invictus
Oct 11, 2007

The thing about words is that meanings can twist just like a snake, and if you want to find snakes, look for them behind words that have changed their meaning.

whypick1 posted:

e: LAFC got robbed :argh:

as they always should

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