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waffle enthusiast
Nov 16, 2007



Haha that Messi strike was filthy.

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Nissin Cup Nudist
Sep 3, 2011

Sleep with one eye open

We're off to Gritty Gritty land




Blake is just having a rotten injury year


Guzan is still playing for Atlanta? how old is he now, 50?

Nissin Cup Nudist fucked around with this message at 20:52 on Apr 14, 2024

Pershing
Feb 21, 2010

John "Black Jack" Pershing
Hard Fucking Core

How the hell are we pulling this off? :woop:

Dallan Invictus
Oct 11, 2007

The thing about words is that meanings can twist just like a snake, and if you want to find snakes, look for them behind words that have changed their meaning.

Nissin Cup Nudist posted:

Blake is just having a rotten injury year


Guzan is still playing for Atlanta? how old is he now, 50?

Man your guys obviously have bigger problems but every time I watch him off injured I feel like I'm seeing your contender window close a tiny bit more in real time

also surprised Guzan is still playing, didn't they sign Cohen to replace him? I don't talk to many ATL fans but they seemed Big Mad about some of his mistakes

fake edit: and, on the other hand, saves like that

Pershing
Feb 21, 2010

John "Black Jack" Pershing
Hard Fucking Core

gently caress

Nissin Cup Nudist
Sep 3, 2011

Sleep with one eye open

We're off to Gritty Gritty land




That is actually impossible to call offsides in real time

Dallan Invictus
Oct 11, 2007

The thing about words is that meanings can twist just like a snake, and if you want to find snakes, look for them behind words that have changed their meaning.
I guess calling back the third Union goal was a makeup for not calling a foul throw on the second goal, but blowing the final whistle right then was....yikes

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
𝅘𝅥𝅮
This has been one weird-rear end game.

Pershing
Feb 21, 2010

John "Black Jack" Pershing
Hard Fucking Core

:siren:Kirk Cousins on the Golden Spike in ATL:siren:

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
𝅘𝅥𝅮

Pershing posted:

:siren:Kirk Cousins on the Golden Spike in ATL:siren:

About the only spike he'll take

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
:laffo: Miami

Pershing
Feb 21, 2010

John "Black Jack" Pershing
Hard Fucking Core

Local radio option not working :sigh:

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
MIA-NSH is turning into MLS After Dark despite the regular east coast kickoff time.

Pershing
Feb 21, 2010

John "Black Jack" Pershing
Hard Fucking Core

33 minutes of caca

Backdoor Delivery
Nov 15, 2004

one cool dude


2 Time TRP Sack Race Champion
This probably isn't news but the Fire are really bad

Pershing
Feb 21, 2010

John "Black Jack" Pershing
Hard Fucking Core

Cincy manipulating the injury rules

Moktaro
Aug 3, 2007
I value call my nuts.

Sure wish Cabral could finish.

Moktaro
Aug 3, 2007
I value call my nuts.

Fine, we'll just let the other team score for us. :smuggo:

Oh great, it's gonna be VAR'd isn't it.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
Dallas scoring an OG for Colorado? What an amazing thing that has definitely never happened before!

Moktaro
Aug 3, 2007
I value call my nuts.

whypick1 posted:

Dallas scoring an OG for Colorado? What an amazing thing that has definitely never happened before!

:hmmyes:

2nd half: That was a lovely bit of 1-touch football, shame Harris just missed.

Moktaro fucked around with this message at 03:50 on Apr 21, 2024

Moktaro
Aug 3, 2007
I value call my nuts.

whypick1 posted:

Dallas scoring an OG for Colorado? What an amazing thing that has definitely never happened before!

binge crotching
Apr 2, 2010

Why are Vancouver wearing LA's colors?

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet

binge crotching posted:

Why are Vancouver wearing the Reign's colors?

Dallan Invictus
Oct 11, 2007

The thing about words is that meanings can twist just like a snake, and if you want to find snakes, look for them behind words that have changed their meaning.
I actually kinda like this year's anniversary kit gimmick

less so this half though

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
How the gently caress is that a red card?

Dallan Invictus
Oct 11, 2007

The thing about words is that meanings can twist just like a snake, and if you want to find snakes, look for them behind words that have changed their meaning.
this doesn't feel intentional or reckless enough to be straight red to me but PRO gonna PRO

Moktaro
Aug 3, 2007
I value call my nuts.

Well that's not good, hold on!

Neither is that for Fraser, but he's back up, looked like it could've been a hamstring. To be clear, I'm talking about the Dallas defender, not the Rapids coach. :v:

binge crotching
Apr 2, 2010

Dallan Invictus posted:

this doesn't feel intentional or reckless enough to be straight red to me but PRO gonna PRO

Yep, that was a weird one

Moktaro
Aug 3, 2007
I value call my nuts.

This finish is giving me "let it slip" vibes. :ohdear:

Whew, that was tighter than it should've been but 3 points is 3 points.

Moktaro fucked around with this message at 04:42 on Apr 21, 2024

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
Jesus loving Christ :shepicide:

Dallan Invictus
Oct 11, 2007

The thing about words is that meanings can twist just like a snake, and if you want to find snakes, look for them behind words that have changed their meaning.

Dallan Invictus posted:

this doesn't feel intentional or reckless enough to be straight red to me but PRO gonna PRO

that one, on the other hand...

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
Yeah, that one is totally a red. That being said:

whypick1 posted:

Jesus loving Christ :shepicide:

binge crotching
Apr 2, 2010

This season is 2022 all over again, and they don't even have Champions League to make up for it.

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
𝅘𝅥𝅮
It’s too early for (Major League) soccer, and yet here we are.

paddyboat
Feb 20, 2013

Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
Run down the wing for me
DC/Seattle is a hot mess

franks
Jan 1, 2007

Alcoholism is the only
disease you can get
yelled at for having.

paddyboat posted:

DC/Seattle is a hot mess

We all love top red “Big” Christ Benteke

G-Hawk
Dec 15, 2003

https://twitter.com/MLS/status/1784389327859884455?t=_MqPbjXXC0DqPKlJnPLm7w&s=19 this busquets pass is madness

Pershing
Feb 21, 2010

John "Black Jack" Pershing
Hard Fucking Core

Chicago/Atlanta is Purgatory

G-Hawk
Dec 15, 2003

New england apparently in awe

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Eifert Posting
Apr 1, 2007

Most of the time he catches it every time.
Grimey Drawer
FCC just played a dominant game start to finish down 3 starters. Seems like they are back. 2-1 result but could have easily been 4-0.


Shame it seems like their DP striker was the thing holding them back but oh well.

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