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i dont have kids yet, but i have every intention of fighting them, op. on weekends, i beat the poo poo outta kids at the park for practice
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# ? Apr 6, 2024 02:52 |
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Vim Fuego posted:people often don't realise the jaw is the strongest muscle on the human body. I tried to bite someone's ear out of rage and almost ripped it off his head. holy poo poo! are you a snake?
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# ? Apr 6, 2024 02:55 |
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a lot of animal species eat their young, you know. they do it only if the kids are real shits though, or if the parents decide nah or they're just really snackish.
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# ? Apr 6, 2024 03:40 |
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Sometimes a child just has bad vibes
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# ? Apr 6, 2024 03:45 |
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Vim Fuego posted:people often don't realise the jaw is the strongest muscle on the human body. I tried to bite someone's ear out of rage and almost ripped it off his head. There's a bunch of reports of assaults where someone got bitten and there was serious damage done by a simple bite. My favorite example is a thief trying to steal someone's bike and the bike owner started fighting the thief. It ended up by the owner biting the man's fingers and bitting off two of his fingers and ripping his skin all along the other fingers of this same hand. Worse yet, now there's a bicyclist out there with a taste for human flesh. You can forget about outrunning him
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# ? Apr 6, 2024 04:52 |
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This is a natural and healthy instinct. You need to let the Oedipus complex play out
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# ? Apr 6, 2024 04:59 |
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You should beat your kid to death in Mortal Kombat.
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# ? Apr 6, 2024 07:02 |
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I reckon I could have taken my dad on. He couldn't even beat the bottle and I was, like, at least twice the size of one of those.
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# ? Apr 6, 2024 07:42 |
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Whooping Crabs posted:What about fighting someone else's father? you just changed my life
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# ? Apr 6, 2024 11:08 |
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Whooping Crabs posted:What about fighting someone else's father? neat, Insane Clown Morrissey
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# ? Apr 6, 2024 11:18 |
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pig labeled 3 posted:My 6 year old called me a sussy baka weeks ago and I am still struggling to regain control of my household Your kid was right to do so
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# ? Apr 6, 2024 11:58 |
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i try to sometimes, but my large adult sons just pick me up and hold me still until i calm down
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# ? Apr 6, 2024 12:56 |
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Call street sets they can get you set up with a solution https://youtu.be/po0qX_ugL5A?si=wyUQW-mDUiA6R6EM
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# ? Apr 6, 2024 14:35 |
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Thesaurus posted:This is a natural and healthy instinct. You need to let the Oedipus complex play out
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# ? Apr 6, 2024 14:45 |
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dunno that fighting your kids is an especially healthy way to relate to them now, training and/or sparring with your kids? That's just good, clean family fun; Gohan does that with his dad, Piccolo, all the time
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# ? Apr 6, 2024 19:12 |
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Who Is Paul Blart posted:My son has been a real piece of poo poo recently and I think I’m gonna fight him. Anyone have any experience with this kind of thing? Why the gently caress is this so funny? I cant read this post without laughing. loving awesome work, i needed this today.
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# ? Apr 6, 2024 19:39 |
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# ? May 2, 2024 22:57 |
My aunt fought her son on the regular and I think he gave her a black eye once. But they were in the same Muay Thai class and sparred together for awhile. She laughed every time she got to talk about punching her son.
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