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All those three year olds are actually just wacky detectives looking for some dirt on some fella and/or gal. They hoodwinked you, hoodwinked you good.
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Nigmaetcetera posted:someone was touching my penis. If that isn’t compelling evidence for the existence of an immortal soul, I don’t know what is. 
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Apr 8, 2024 01:13
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Look, my kid said they were a guy called Nigel Wembleypen and I just don't think you could make that poo poo up.
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Apr 8, 2024 02:33
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It's very obvious that in this life reincarnation with the fluctuation of the quantum daybreak waves and the parallel convergence of soul conjecturing that we have entered a precipitant conflux wherein you all should give me fifty bucks each. This is because of probabilistic wave collapse, and also my bank account is the reincarnation of a Hedonistic Queen who is doing hydraulic jump factors so it is ideal for the collective health of the universe to deliver a synergistic conclusion to formulate resolution of the issue, which, again, is the lack of giving me fifty bucks each. Namaste my fellow JO energy collectors, namaste.
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Apr 8, 2024 06:24
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The Bible posted:rear end in a top hat. You're laughing, he manifested a post and you're laughing!
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Apr 8, 2024 07:49
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My rebuttal to your rebuttal is those books are dumb and bad actually. How you coming back from that one, OP, huh?
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Apr 8, 2024 07:51
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Jimbone Tallshanks posted:"I'm an avatar," Dusk said. "I can recognize the four elements of earth, wind, water and fire. The next avatar won't come for 100 years." This was true, until the fire nation attacked. Edit Fruits of the sea posted:That's pretty impressive recall, almost word for word the intro from The Last Airbender  Dejan Bimble posted:Lots of problems with some central supply of souls due to the ever increasing number of people. See there's yer problem. All yer foundations are shaky, never got installed right. Oh sure ya can fix em, but we're talking a whole rebuild. Gotta add some empirical evidence, some verified observations, just a lotta work. Not sure if it's worth it, ya know? Maybe if yer really sentimental, but hoo boy, probably better off getting a new one.
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Dejan Bimble posted:I haven’t seen any religious angle in any of the videos I’ve seen. parents seem more weirdly perplexed than anything You really are such the perfect audience for this stuff it's honestly loving adorable 
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Apr 8, 2024 08:44
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Dejan Bimble posted:Random strangers saying my kid is doing something weird and gaining no money from it sounds like a great scam. Rational redditor rear end I'll have you know I'm neither a redditor nor rational. You can tell because I believe in spooky ghosts, vampire that go BLEH and reincarnated Indigo children that somehow forget the whole gig the moment they get old enough to think for themselves. HIT LIKE EVEFRY TIME YOU KNOW ITS TRUE.
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Pontificating rear end posted:I used moderative language like "probably" and "I think" to reduce the likelihood of receiving largely inane replies to specific wordage, but here we are. The reason I invoked the trigger-word "quantum" is because people are familiar with the so-called 'quantum waveform collapse' so I figured it would make it more relatable, and it has indeed, such that you've attached the wrong implications. This is a lot of words to say "I never took a science class but sure like the fancy words" lol
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Apr 8, 2024 10:36
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Citing physics to prove the existence of a soul or reincarnation or mindreading is like citing gastronomy to prove that dragons are real.
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Apr 8, 2024 10:46
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The Bible posted:If the soul were real though there would be no reason it couldn't be proven to exist. The Bible posted:Now I'm waiting for someone to post actual reptiles that are eaten.
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Apr 8, 2024 10:53
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It's always kind of telling this sort of magic thought logic is pretty much always Christian-centric, with a splash of vague "orientalism" to make it seem more palatable. Either that or the Hindus are right and we just keep ignoring all the times kids say "I was a bug!"
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Apr 8, 2024 22:22
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Yeah, I actually do enjoy meditation as a grounding, processing and relaxation exercise, but pretending it delivers the answers of the universe is no more wishful thinking than obliging yourself every Sunday to kneel will allow you to channel a version of the Abrahamic God.
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I don't think I've ever heard anyone address the whole issue of "we all have souls from past lives" but also there's significantly more people on this planet than originally. So like, did we have a stockpile of souls and like, some got picked first and they've just been in circulation and the rest were printed later? Or do some people just not get souls? Or everyone gets new souls, hot off the press, but these three year olds get used hand-me-downs? Or were souls an invention like halfway through humanity's existence? I need an answer that is consistent both internally and externally and everyone agrees on.
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redshirt posted:Quantum mechanics is anything but deterministic. I've seen the sentiment popping up randomly a lot lately that people have decided that everything is predetermined and point to the fact that we can "calculate the reactions of everything at a quantum level" to predict everything and therefore everything will play out a certain way. Funnily enough, that is kind of exactly *not* how quantum mechanics work. It's very much "ah but we can do a math so we can just do a lot of math" to try and, idunno, cancel out how chaotic everything is. Quantum predeterminism does seem a very techbro faith.
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Apr 13, 2024 12:59
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Powerful Katrinka posted:A bunch of animals get souls, too. There's plenty to go around. Please list all of the ones that do  Devils Affricate posted:Would being a cockroach even be all that bad? We speak of them disparagingly because they suck for us, but the cockroaches themselves seem to be having a blast most of the time. I've never known a cockroach to have a midlife crisis and blow their savings on a lovely sports car they crash immediately. Who's the real animal?
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Pontificating rear end posted:Anyway I still find it interesting 6 pages later itt that people do so much mental gymnastics to try and explain away reincarnation From the quantum reincarnation poster lmao this thread is amazing.
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I'm gonna reincarnate some ingredients into some food soon. Then eat them.
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Apr 14, 2024 08:07
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People who believe in reincarnation don't have souls, it's true, I read it in a book.
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Hammerite posted:how fast does a soul move when it needs to get to another body? can it move faster than light Souls use quantum tunneling obviously. Also this thread makes a lot more sense when I remember I, too, enjoy getting high and watching Ancient Aliens sometimes.
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Apr 14, 2024 11:45
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Pontificating rear end posted:Kids under 3 cant even process the words into concepts, they're not retaining every word ever heard and then repeating it later after they've learned to speak. I'm sure you could find a thousand stories about kids that age talking about things they have had absolutely no exposure to. I've seen a lot of stories about Slenderman but that don't make him real lmao
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Apr 15, 2024 03:19
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There's some non-linear metadimensional being out there coming across this poo poo and going "drat, how the gently caress did you get this poo poo so wrong? Everyone knows souls are mined in the quasi-dimensional soul mines"
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If souls are made of matter and they inhabit a body wouldn't that show up on scans and stuff? Or is it quantum matter where when you observe it then it isn't matter. Because quantum.
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What's a buster is that some old timey slang or something
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Ever notice no one is ever the reincarnation of like just the worst people? Like no one is ever "oh yeah I'm a serial sex pest who died during auto erotic asphyxiation in my gooning cave while kicking puppies". Those are bad souls, so they don't get reincarnated is the cop out answer is guess, which is both lame *and* dumb as an answer.
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No one does or is reincarnated, we move on to the next dimension where we're all butts. If you don't agree it's probably because you're just prefer a nihilistic oversimplification, versus a thing I can't proof. The onus of proof is on the people who doubt me. Sure, you have evidence that nothing happens after you die by citing all the people that died and then nothing happened, but what evidence do you have to disprove my butt-person theory? None, that's right. Making butt-people really a valid logical option. Checkmate, atheists.
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Apr 18, 2024 14:23
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I have a message from the other side! "Faaaaaaaaaaart"
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You don't get to say people can believe whatever they want while also calling a belief you don't like a "nihilistic oversimplification" it's like saying "all flavours of icecream are good, but chocolate is for people who don't know what flavour is" lmao
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Ah yes, the "built different" hypothesis, very solid, very good. PS no one else is saying believe what you want while condemning it they're just saying you're dumb lol
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I don't understand how people don't get how "burden of proof" works after all this time goddamn.
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Pontificating rear end posted:Coming from the "what if you reincarnated as a butt lol" guy Oh my god this is adorable
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You know the wild thing is someone choosing to believe in heaven, or an afterlife, or reincarnation is really quite milquetoast and inoffensive. It only gets weird and a lil culty when people insist that they've figured it out and everyone else is dumb/naive/ignorant/a malcontent/etc. "Everything is vague and unknowable except the things I personally believe" is a brave and courageous statement and people are heroes for saying it ngl
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You just gotta get a one-up, everyone knows this.
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Reincarnation is very immortal-phobic. Immortals are absolutely a thing that exist, and you can just google and see how many people believe it to be true. So really we need to collectively cancel reincarnation.
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Pontificating rear end posted:I'm totally over this thread, but ultimately my biggest point would be the universe is 13.7 years old, to our best knowledge, and you will live less than 100 years of it. Most of this time is spent by stars exploding, like snuffed flames, and the higher elements they create spread out, only to enstar before exploding again, release even higher elements to create the building blocks of life. If you completely cease to exist when you die you would be dead right now. Woah, I didn't realise your biggest point was no point at all lmfao "We can't just die, the universe is really old" is a bold stance like, "I can't be broke, my employer has been in business for 100 years!" But you're right, it's everyone else that is trying to feel special lmao
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They call em fingers but you ever see them fing?
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Some interpretations of reincarnation also attribute wealth to whether you're a good person or not. Born into money? You were amazing last life. Born into poverty? Probably a piece of poo poo. This is a very normal and sensible thing of course, and not at all designed with ulterior motives.
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