It doesn't make sense how many 3 year olds are seemingly reincarnated

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Froghammer: Sep 8, 2012; Khajit has wares
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Turns out the Soulnado from Mortal Kombat 9 is real, OP

# ¿ Apr 7, 2024 15:00

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# ¿ May 21, 2024 00:24

Froghammer: Sep 8, 2012; Khajit has wares
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The Bible posted:

Remember that Malarkey kid who said he went to Heaven and met his grandpa and Jesus and stillborn sister and it later turned out that his parents just made all that poo poo up to sell a book and religious people were all just completely shocked that none of it was true?

That was pretty funny.

Remember when a social worker attempted to convince Congress that there was a global network of Satanic pedophiles because a bunch of kindergartners had been coaxed by their parents into lying about having been molested at a preschool

# ¿ Apr 8, 2024 02:52

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Turns out you don't have a soul until you turn 5 or 6 so toddlers and pre-K are inherently easier for ghosts to possess

# ¿ Apr 9, 2024 15:01

Froghammer: Sep 8, 2012; Khajit has wares
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Stunt-Puffin posted:

What happens to our eternally reincarnating souls after the heat death of the universe? We all just floatin' around the infinite void of absolute darkness for the rest of forever?

Honestly sounds chiller than having to pay taxes and worry about rent

# ¿ Apr 9, 2024 17:13

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