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pencilhands posted:Just yesterday my 3 year old was telling me he has these vivid memories of running a lovely website and beating his wife that's crazy PH
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syntaxfunction posted:All those three year olds are actually just wacky detectives looking for some dirt on some fella and/or gal. They hoodwinked you, hoodwinked you good. I hate being hoodwinked so effin much
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:The soul must be forged in a cage of flesh then released by death to move onto the next cycle of its growth. This is how it all works, but when you get to the afterlife you have to do a lot of paperwork. It's crazy amounts the younger you die the less paperwork you have to do. Your brain only starts growing once it realizes it has to prepare for doing tons of paperwork. Some brains just don't get it and are really unprepared for the paperwork because something went wrong. Generally, doing the paperwork is what's implanted as your subconscious goal, so at the end of everything you'll at least be able to know enough to get through it, but if you're a baby or something then you don't have to do any paperwork if you're unfortunate enough to go that early, so that's why babies are really dumb and don't know anything, they're still at the state where being smart enough to do paperwork isn't necessary. Yea good luck praying to your imaginary sky TPS reports
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I hate hater nerds, if I see a hater nerd Imma slap the poo poo out of em
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I just died and damned if LSBB wasn't right. There's a lot of freaking paperwork.
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I'm the second coming of David Bowie
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I was a tree in my previous life
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How many reincarnated 3 year olds could you take in a fight
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Souls are made of jizm
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Soul is stored in the balls
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Wendigee posted:Millions of people think that grape juice is magically turned into the blood of God and they drink it on purpose. I got drunk off the grape juice. He gets us.
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:Just got back from the afterlife. I'm sorry to say but Heaven's legislature has just passed new regulation which means even more paperwork on entry. You're looking at a couple of millenia of paperwork before they even let you in the door. Do I have to bring my own pen
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