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I misread the thread title as “It doesn’t make sense how many 3 year olds are seemingly incarcerated” and I was very upset for a few seconds.
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Time_pants posted:Ever been anesthetized? No sleep, no dreams. That's death. Yeah they told me I wouldn’t dream when they put me under for my ablation and I did anyway. I remember I had to hand an ice-cold pitcher of water to Foxy Brown, who was in the driver’s seat of a kick-rear end muscle car, and as I move it towards the car’s open window I realize that when she grabs the pitcher, lasting, no-strings-attached world peace will break out and everything will be OK forever, and then I woke up and someone was touching my penis. I guess they were removing my catheter or something. If that isn’t compelling evidence for the existence of an immortal soul, I don’t know what is.
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I just assumed all you guys were also Boltzmann brains.
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Jimbone Tallshanks posted:How does the cockroach live a good life to come back as something better? What noble acts of benevolence can a cockroach do? You never seen a bunch of cockroaches before, and one of them is emanating a sacred, holy glow, and they’re giving little sermons to the other cockroaches? I mean it’s not something you see every day, but it happens.
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If you’re worried “Does this thing have a soul”, the answer is it has a soul. Especially furbies.
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We need to settle this once and for all, scientifically. We’re gonna need a lot of three year olds and a lot of death row inmates.
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