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fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005

DEATH TO AMERICA
:xickos:

dont say "america won" im rly asking

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speng31b
May 8, 2010

theyre totally different words op. spelling and pronunciation isn't even remotely similar

titty_baby_
Nov 11, 2015

America could not make the trains run on time

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

we did the autobahn way better

Wakko
Jun 9, 2002
Faboo!
america does social murder instead of industrial murder its way more efficient but we dont get any stylish uniforms

lobster shirt
Jun 14, 2021

they spell and pronounce their names differently

Buck Wildman
Mar 30, 2010

I am Metango, Galactic Governor


hot dog quality

SgtMongoose
Feb 10, 2007

America enjoys comedy.

Fleetwood
Mar 26, 2010


biggest hochul head in china
did the german revolution of 1918 count as an attempt at a democratic revolution? that hasn't happened in the usa yet

20 Blunts
Jan 21, 2017
diversity

Second Hand Meat Mouth
Sep 12, 2001

germany is a country and america is two continents

Ardennes
May 12, 2002

fart simpson posted:

dont say "america won" im rly asking

The Nazis had an industrial base until 1945.

Crusty Nutsack
Apr 21, 2005

SUCK LASER, COPPERS


we speak english in america, motherfuckers

Zodium
Jun 19, 2004

america is coca cola. nazi germany was rc cola.

World War Mammories
Aug 25, 2006


better PR

Crazypoops
Jul 17, 2017



the germans had better guns in Wolfenstein 3

Crazypoops
Jul 17, 2017



like seriously just throw away the tompson

Probably Magic
Oct 9, 2012

Looking cute, feeling cute.
Nazis dressed better.

angerbot
Mar 23, 2004

plob

Probably Magic posted:

Nazis dressed better.

You have to hand it to them, they had style

Animal-Mother
Feb 14, 2012

RABBIT RABBIT
RABBIT RABBIT
America has much better weed.

Ardennes
May 12, 2002

Animal-Mother posted:

America has much better weed.

Meth is a draw

Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007
america has complete control of their western flank and is losing their eastern flank

Kaveman
Jul 25, 2009

NEVER!!!


nazis walk like this


yanks walk like this

Stinky Wizzleteats
Nov 26, 2015
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I think the biggest difference is that America is significantly lazier

Stinky Wizzleteats
Nov 26, 2015
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Like if everyone started eating better and hydrating here the world would start to really suffer

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

Stinky Wizzleteats posted:

Like if everyone started eating better and hydrating here the world would start to really suffer

i've been eating more fiber so i can spend more time oppressing the third world

Animal-Mother
Feb 14, 2012

RABBIT RABBIT
RABBIT RABBIT
American grenades don't have a big stupid stick attached to them.

DaysBefore
Jan 24, 2019


i say swears online posted:

i've been eating more fiber so i can spend more time oppressing the third world

Thank you

TheBuilder
Jul 11, 2001
you get to keep posting without getting thrown in a political prison

Second Hand Meat Mouth
Sep 12, 2001

TheBuilder posted:

you get to keep posting without getting thrown in a political prison

wow nazi germany sounds cool

Fat-Lip-Sum-41.mp3
Nov 15, 2003

Animal-Mother posted:

American grenades don't have a big stupid stick attached to them.

Spielberg made them look really cool in Last Crusade

Halser
Aug 24, 2016
the americans didn't lose

Ardennes
May 12, 2002

Halser posted:

the americans didn't lose

There is a thread for that one

Horseshoe theory
Mar 7, 2005

Halser posted:

the americans didn't lose

The Nazis didn't lose, either, OP (see NATO, Operation Gladio, Operation Paperclip, etc.)

The Voice of Labor
Apr 8, 2020
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nazi germany didn't have its left wing "ironically" endorsing hitler

cagliostr0
Jun 8, 2020
Bomber Harris didn't get to give America what it deserved

The Voice of Labor
Apr 8, 2020
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nazi germany was defeated by russian communists. america will be defeated by russian oligarchs

The Voice of Labor
Apr 8, 2020
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america's brownshirts are better armed

bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m
Apr 16, 2017

Í̝̰ ͓̯̖̫̹̯̤A҉m̺̩͝ ͇̬A̡̮̞̠͚͉̱̫ K̶e͓ǵ.̻̱̪͖̹̟̕

fart simpson posted:

dont say "america won" im rly asking

i can smooch another fella at the folsom street fair in san francisco but not in germany

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bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m
Apr 16, 2017

Í̝̰ ͓̯̖̫̹̯̤A҉m̺̩͝ ͇̬A̡̮̞̠͚͉̱̫ K̶e͓ǵ.̻̱̪͖̹̟̕
hold up

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