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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Sports Argument Stadium > MLB GDT Week 3: Which butt grip is appropriate for this situation?
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Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

 god drat this dude is terrible. they couldn't start like bielak or something? the pen is so thin you can't have a single bullpen day?

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...!
Oct 5, 2003

I SHOULD KEEP MY DUMB MOUTH SHUT INSTEAD OF SPEWING HORSESHIT ABOUT THE ORBITAL MECHANICS OF THE JAMES WEBB SPACE TELESCOPE.

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?
gently caress this pitcher

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Oct 5, 2003

I SHOULD KEEP MY DUMB MOUTH SHUT INSTEAD OF SPEWING HORSESHIT ABOUT THE ORBITAL MECHANICS OF THE JAMES WEBB SPACE TELESCOPE.

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?

Intruder posted:

god drat this dude is terrible. they couldn't start like bielak or something? the pen is so thin you can't have a single bullpen day?

:emptyquote:

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Oct 5, 2003

I SHOULD KEEP MY DUMB MOUTH SHUT INSTEAD OF SPEWING HORSESHIT ABOUT THE ORBITAL MECHANICS OF THE JAMES WEBB SPACE TELESCOPE.

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?
GODDAMMIT YOU DUMB gently caress

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Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

 Just gonna leave him out there to die I guess

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Oct 5, 2003

I SHOULD KEEP MY DUMB MOUTH SHUT INSTEAD OF SPEWING HORSESHIT ABOUT THE ORBITAL MECHANICS OF THE JAMES WEBB SPACE TELESCOPE.

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?
Five runs, still no outs jfc

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Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

 The rangers are seriously going to score 10 runs before this guy records an out lol

I knew we were punting on this game but drat

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mcmagic
Jul 1, 2004

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Is 5 runs without getting an out bad? it seems bad.

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Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

 Holy poo poo. His era is finally non infinite

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Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

 I feel a little bad for this guy this is probably the only major league appearance he'll ever make

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Bandire
Jul 12, 2002

a rabid potato

 Yeah that was painful. Feel bad for the guy.

Edit: I will fee less bad when Heaney ends up giving more runs than him before the game is over.

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Joey Freshwater
Jun 20, 2004

Always playing with my meat
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FizFashizzle posted:

kelenic has a hose

He’s got a good arm too

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...!
Oct 5, 2003

I SHOULD KEEP MY DUMB MOUTH SHUT INSTEAD OF SPEWING HORSESHIT ABOUT THE ORBITAL MECHANICS OF THE JAMES WEBB SPACE TELESCOPE.

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?
They need to send that gently caress down to A

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Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

 .1 IP, 4H, 3BB, HBP, 5 ER, and that's probably his entire major league career

Rough one. At least he gets one big league check

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Captain Log
Oct 2, 2006

Captain Log posted:

"I AINT DYING! Choo choo motherfucker!"
:toot::birddrugs::toot:

 Nestor back to being Nestor.

Seven shutout innings? In this economy? Yessir!

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...!
Oct 5, 2003

I SHOULD KEEP MY DUMB MOUTH SHUT INSTEAD OF SPEWING HORSESHIT ABOUT THE ORBITAL MECHANICS OF THE JAMES WEBB SPACE TELESCOPE.

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?
Thank you Seth

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Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

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Thank you Seth

Took him fewer pitches to get two outs than it took Henley runs given up to get one out

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Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

...! posted:

They need to send that gently caress down to A

Do you think anyone saved the ball from the one out he got

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Joey Freshwater
Jun 20, 2004

Always playing with my meat
Grimey Drawer
Just had a wave do 5 laps at the Braves game before it broke, that’s pretty solid

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MrMidnight
Aug 3, 2006

Intruder posted:

.1 IP, 4H, 3BB, HBP, 5 ER, and that's probably his entire major league career

Rough one. At least he gets one big league check

Something to tell the grandkids no doubt

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MrMidnight
Aug 3, 2006

 Yordan good

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mcmagic
Jul 1, 2004

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Captain Log posted:

Nestor back to being Nestor.

Seven shutout innings? In this economy? Yessir!

the marlins are REALLY bad...

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IcePhoenix
Sep 18, 2005

Take me to your Shida

 I missed you, Byron

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IcePhoenix
Sep 18, 2005

Take me to your Shida

IcePhoenix posted:

I missed you, Byron

https://twitter.com/morsecode/status/1777501332858982698

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Tatsuta Age
Apr 21, 2005

so good at being in trouble


 ok bs rear end zone

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Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

 The way Martinez is mowing through the Rangers lineup is making Espada look even worse for letting it ride with Henley for so long

Or maybe it was all a ploy to get the Rangers too used to the shittiest possible pitching, get them nice and relaxed

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Gorman Thomas
Jul 24, 2007
 Ohtani pretty good eh

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Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

 Pretty good at throwing. For example, he threw his translator under the bus

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YeahTubaMike
Mar 24, 2005

*hic* Gotta finish thish . . .
Doctor Rope
Keith Hernandez using profanity on air, however mild, is refreshing, especially when it comes to ump bullshit, lol

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Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

=^•⩊•^=

Christopher Morel is at third today :ohdear:

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LobsterMobster
Oct 29, 2009

"I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"
Travis!

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Tatsuta Age
Apr 21, 2005

so good at being in trouble


 best backup catcher in the league baby

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Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

 yordan is so loving good

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Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

 KING TUCK

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maffew buildings
Apr 29, 2009

too dumb to be probated; not too dumb to be autobanned

YeahTubaMike posted:

Keith Hernandez using profanity on air, however mild, is refreshing, especially when it comes to ump bullshit, lol

I thought that was Ron Darling? I can't tell them apart. But yeah, the ump crew is killing it there tonight

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YeahTubaMike
Mar 24, 2005

*hic* Gotta finish thish . . .
Doctor Rope

maffew buildings posted:

I thought that was Ron Darling? I can't tell them apart. But yeah, the ump crew is killing it there tonight

I can't tell them apart either, and the only reason I knew it was Keith is because Ron isn't in the booth today

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Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

 chas come on man that was a foot inside

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Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

 Martinez had needed 32 pitches to get through 3.2 innings. It took Henley 39 pitches to get one out

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Popete
Oct 6, 2009

This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs

Grimey Drawer
Hi Yu :wave:

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Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

 the astros have suddenly remembered how to hit. maybe they couldn't handle the idea of losing a game that their bullpen didn't blow so they're giving them a shot

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