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Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

=^•⩊•^=


Please suck today

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Popete
Oct 6, 2009

This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs

Grimey Drawer
Seiya continues to own

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
I think my fellow Astros fans abandoned this game, I'm looking forward to them checking the score and finding out we're somehow up 5 in a game where our starting pitcher gave up 5 runs in .1 IP

mcmagic
Jul 1, 2004

If you see this avatar while scrolling the succ zone, you have been visited by the mcmagic of shitty lib takes! Good luck and prosperity will come to you, but only if you reply "shut the fuck up mcmagic" to this post!

Intruder posted:

I think my fellow Astros fans abandoned this game, I'm looking forward to them checking the score and finding out we're somehow up 5 in a game where our starting pitcher gave up 5 runs in .1 IP

You never turn off a game against andrew heaney. he's horrible

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
I'd have given Martinez another inning, he was absolutely cruising

Dameius
Apr 3, 2006

Intruder posted:

I think my fellow Astros fans abandoned this game, I'm looking forward to them checking the score and finding out we're somehow up 5 in a game where our starting pitcher gave up 5 runs in .1 IP

I'm out for dinner with family and saw the first inning score, then saw it tick over to 5 all and now I check again and it's 10-5. loving hell I need to watch the vod of this game.

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k
Rangers throwing bad


Oh well

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves

Shinjobi posted:

Rangers throwing bad


Oh well

It's not over yet, the Astros have the worst bullpen in the majors and the Rangers still has a lineup that likes to feast on the Astros

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

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Nice, Javy

InsensitiveSeaBass
Apr 1, 2008

You're entering a realm which is unusual. Maybe it's magic, or contains some kind of monster... The second one. Prepare to enter The Scary Door.
Nap Ghost
Marsh's Beard is way too dry for that long of a homer.

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves

Dameius posted:

I'm out for dinner with family and saw the first inning score, then saw it tick over to 5 all and now I check again and it's 10-5. loving hell I need to watch the vod of this game.

it's a story you've seen before: yordan and tucker

though the caratini dong was a big surprise

e: nooo you got away with an inning of scott please don't tempt fate

Popete
Oct 6, 2009

This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs

Grimey Drawer
Nicowns

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
please don't do that yordan I'd rather give up the hit

Popete
Oct 6, 2009

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That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs

Grimey Drawer
Wauchman

Popete
Oct 6, 2009

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That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs

Grimey Drawer
please dont strand

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves


eventually you have to just accept the sunk cost right?

Popete
Oct 6, 2009

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That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs

Grimey Drawer
HAPP!

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

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Happ is on fire early :supaburn:

Pretty much the entire offense minus Belli is

Popete
Oct 6, 2009

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Grimey Drawer
Darvish is throwing a ton of breaking balls over the heart of the zone.

Good Dog
Oct 16, 2008

Who threw this cat at me?
Clapping Larry
:coolfish:

MrMidnight
Aug 3, 2006

God Jose Abreu is such garbage

Popete
Oct 6, 2009

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That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs

Grimey Drawer
Cubs have done such a good job making starting pitchers throw a ton of pitches early.

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves

MrMidnight posted:

God Jose Abreu is such garbage

I'd happily accept cutting him and just eating the cost and signing Yuli

Popete
Oct 6, 2009

This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs

Grimey Drawer
Cody my friend!

Poque
Sep 11, 2003

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Cody!!!!

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

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Kevlar v2.0 posted:

Pretty much the entire offense minus Belli is

I'm so owned and I love it

InsensitiveSeaBass
Apr 1, 2008

You're entering a realm which is unusual. Maybe it's magic, or contains some kind of monster... The second one. Prepare to enter The Scary Door.
Nap Ghost
The Philadelphia Phillies are Dogshit Garbage

Popete
Oct 6, 2009

This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs

Grimey Drawer
Morel almost error

Popete
Oct 6, 2009

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That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs

Grimey Drawer
Profar probably scores easily there, time to turn two.

Popete
Oct 6, 2009

This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs

Grimey Drawer
Assad!

Stranded the runner :cool:

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

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Hell yeah Javy way to pitch out of it

Bregor
May 31, 2013

People are idiots, Leslie.
Assad owns, Happ owns, Cody owns

Cubs are good

Dameius
Apr 3, 2006

Intruder posted:

it's a story you've seen before: yordan and tucker

though the caratini dong was a big surprise

e: nooo you got away with an inning of scott please don't tempt fate

Yeah but it's a game where we run up the score on the Rangers sooooo always worth a watch.

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

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Bregor posted:

Cubs are good

#WeAreGood

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
abreu is this year's montero. having to get him work in a 5 run game isn't how you hoped his season would go

lol I hav eto specify which abreu sucks now. anyway, cut jose abreu and play dubon at first base or something

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
I can't believe the Astros won this

...!
Oct 5, 2003

I SHOULD KEEP MY DUMB MOUTH SHUT INSTEAD OF SPEWING HORSESHIT ABOUT THE ORBITAL MECHANICS OF THE JAMES WEBB SPACE TELESCOPE.

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?
lol I can't believe we won that after that poo poo first inning. Our bullpen remembered how to pitch, finally

Popete
Oct 6, 2009

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That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs

Grimey Drawer
hot dog Morel!

Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

Another spring commute
Morel with a... webgem? At 3B???

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Poque
Sep 11, 2003

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drat Christopher

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