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If push comes to shove and the poo poo is on the line, can you fight?
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can YOU fight?
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Apr 9, 2024 06:23
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tractor man posted:can YOU fight? Hell yeah bro
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Apr 9, 2024 06:24
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Wait, am I being called out?
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Apr 9, 2024 06:32
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yea but it wouldnt be worth going back to jail for so im probably retired
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Apr 9, 2024 06:37
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Worf posted:yea but it wouldnt be worth going back to jail for so im probably retired Give an overview of your style. Right for the eyes?
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Apr 9, 2024 06:39
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Welcome to Waffle House. If it's your first night, you have to fight.
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Apr 9, 2024 06:40
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yeah i fight exactly like chun li but irl
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Apr 9, 2024 06:41
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Yes, but I don't want to.
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Apr 9, 2024 06:43
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fight what
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Apr 9, 2024 06:48
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sure but there's like your average joe fighting but people with training are like sorcerors
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Apr 9, 2024 06:52
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Sex Farm posted:fight what Good question. What do you feel comfortable fighting? An ape?
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Apr 9, 2024 06:53
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I'm not great or anything but I've boxed for a long while. I could probably handle myself against most people my size/age. I've never really needed to, though, and I hope it stays that way. Grey Cat posted:Yes, but I don't want to. I knew a guy in high school who said he could fight but didn't want to because he was so good his hands had to be registered as lethal weapons, I bet he was pretty hot poo poo.
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Apr 9, 2024 06:53
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Jelly posted:sure but there's like your average joe fighting but people with training are like sorcerors If you're over the age of like... 24 and getting into fights you deserve what you get This doesn't extend to getting sucker punched at the bar though Most people don't get into fights, in my opinion
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Apr 9, 2024 06:55
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I can't fight but I know where your balls and throat are OP. If you don't got balls then we can't fight without me getting extra charges, so we'll just wrestle instead of hitting.
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Apr 9, 2024 06:56
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redshirt posted:Good question. What do you feel comfortable fighting? An ape? An ape would rip my arm off and smack me in the face with it and then light up a cigarette with my own hand in front of me as I bleed out. Trust me, I have it all figured out
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Apr 9, 2024 06:57
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I'm a lover not a fighter
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Apr 9, 2024 06:59
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I love to fight though so it's an internal struggle
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Apr 9, 2024 07:00
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redshirt posted:Good question. What do you feel comfortable fighting? An ape? absolutely not
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Apr 9, 2024 07:00
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I wanna see an influencer fight a gorilla
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Apr 9, 2024 07:02
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would you rather fight a small ape the size of a large boulder or a small boulder the size of a large ape?
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Apr 9, 2024 07:03
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i don't want to brag, but i was in a martial arts club for a couple years when i was young. i even still have a t-shirt with the dojo name on it. so you have been warned.
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Apr 9, 2024 07:06
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Buce posted:would you rather fight a small ape the size of a large boulder or a small boulder the size of a large ape? Probably the boulder, unless I was downhill from it
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Apr 9, 2024 07:06
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Bad Purchase posted:i don't want to brag, but i was in a martial arts club for a couple years when i was young. i even still have a t-shirt with the dojo name on it. so you have been warned. Yeah we know. Referencing your martial arts club is like 92% of your posts. We get it.
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Apr 9, 2024 07:07
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I need some real hard pipe hittin fellows.
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Apr 9, 2024 07:09
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The Bible posted:
I always wondered where you had to register hands, is there something like a DMV
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Apr 9, 2024 07:12
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redshirt posted:I need some real hard pipe hittin fellows. My mother said the same thing to me when I was on the phone with her the other day. Is this a meme I haven't seen?
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Apr 9, 2024 07:12
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Saint Isaias Boner posted:I always wondered where you had to register hands, is there something like a DMV They told me when I got my black belt........
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Apr 9, 2024 07:13
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Well I've been fighting obesity for years but it hasn't been going well.
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Apr 9, 2024 07:18
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I've watched a fair amount of pro wrestling in my day, which probably counts for something
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Apr 9, 2024 07:19
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Absolutely not. My only defense is to scream and attempt a murder.
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Apr 9, 2024 07:20
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redshirt posted:I need some real hard pipe hittin fellows. Ive only been trained in laying pipe
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Apr 9, 2024 07:24
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Sex Farm posted:My mother said the same thing to me when I was on the phone with her the other day. Is this a meme I haven't seen? she was looking for me actually
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Apr 9, 2024 07:25
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Here's my hermit secrets to fighting: 1: Avoid fighting at all costs, walk away. Your pride is not worth anything if that's what you think you are fighting for 2: If somehow 1 does not work - and you really should try your best - go for the throat. A little jab to the Adam's Apple and it's over, you see? It's not fun and games down here..... 3: Booby Traps
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Apr 9, 2024 07:26
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probably not, im a fairly big lad but i haven't been in a fight in like almost 30 years
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Apr 9, 2024 07:46
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I would 100% anticipate their attack, get it wrong, and wake up a day later. I also imagine if people broke into my house with guns it'd be like the start of John Wick. Except where ti would diverge is they'd just shoot me and I'd loving die. I'm tired enough that if someone told me they were gonna kick the poo poo out of me I'd ask if I could sit somewhere comfy first. I'd rather black out on a comfy couch than hit the ground after all. If I had a dollar for every fight I've won then that would explain the people kicking the poo poo out of me for the money I owed them.
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Apr 9, 2024 07:53
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syntaxfunction posted:I would 100% anticipate their attack, get it wrong, and wake up a day later. Hey man, you can be that guy who gets shot up early, eating bullets for the Protagonist....
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Apr 9, 2024 08:00
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Id put on a fake Italian accent and start saying "mi scusi mi scusi me no speaka da English"
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Apr 9, 2024 08:10
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The hardest fight is the one against your own personal demons. Do your best to look after yourselves
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Apr 9, 2024 08:13
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I have one move, the base of the my palm to their nose. If it lands then I am victorious. If it doesn’t then I’m hosed and better run fast.
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