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I mean you didn't didn't ask 'can you win a fight...'
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peachy... posted:The hardest fight is the one against your own personal demons. Do your best to look after yourselves when you keep fighting them even though you always lose and your personal demons are really good at giving noogies 
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Apr 9, 2024 09:33
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Actually I think I could win most fights now that I think about it. I wear glasses, and I have heard it said many times that you can't hit man with glasses, so boom, I win. Unless the other guy has glasses too. Then we play Warhammer, I guess.
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Apr 9, 2024 10:26
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I practice doing drop kicks daily. It is the only move you need. One day all the bruises from practicing will pay off.....
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Apr 9, 2024 10:28
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Yes.
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Apr 9, 2024 10:38
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redshirt posted:I need some real hard pipe hittin fellows. meet me @ the tony macaroni parking lot
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Apr 9, 2024 10:49
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SatansOnion posted:I've watched a fair amount of pro wrestling in my day, which probably counts for something Wrestling and ninja turtles made a whole generation of badasses. The only question is crane kick or Camel Clutch?
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Apr 9, 2024 10:59
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I can fight and i choose as my weapon the shitpost
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Apr 9, 2024 11:43
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Hell no, absolutely not. But I will eat a bullet and shield you from a grenade but now they wont let me join the army unless i stop doing that.
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Apr 9, 2024 12:27
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PokeJoe posted:I'm a lover not a fighter Love is a battlefield, op
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Apr 9, 2024 12:50
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No of course not I rely solely on my enormous body mass and adrenalized mental illness.
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Apr 9, 2024 13:05
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I'll avoid fighting if I can. If it can not be avoided I will do whatever it takes to win. I will boot nuts and stomp them in to paste if I have to. I will gouge out your eyes. If any part of your body comes close enough I will bite it off.
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Apr 9, 2024 14:02
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Sex Farm posted:If you're over the age of like... 24 and getting into fights you deserve what you get  https://youtu.be/kvlrnc7hlQI?si=7fnQIPzXZUfJ8-m3
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Apr 9, 2024 15:13
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*interview questions Have you ever been in a Rumble?
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Apr 9, 2024 15:34
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You know you've found a good self-defense teacher when the first thing you are taught is, "Get a good pair of running shoes".
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Apr 9, 2024 15:37
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Saint Isaias Boner posted:I always wondered where you had to register hands, is there something like a DMV Sort of. When I was practising Tae Guk as a teen they made me get a licence before I took a grading for a coloured belt. A lot of martial arts clubs do this but I don't think it's required by law. Most martial arts organisations will ban members who start streetfights and that includes boxing gyms. Pulling someones licence is telling them 'you are not going to be graded so there is no point training anymore, get out.' Google 'martial arts licence' and you'll find a lot of stuff specific to the UK. Not sure about other countries. Das Boo posted:Absolutely not. My only defense is to scream and attempt a murder. That is basically every drunken bar brawl I've ever witnessed.
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Apr 9, 2024 15:53
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Strategic Tea posted:I mean you didn't didn't ask 'can you win a fight...' I can take a punch like a champ, my mom taught me how
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Apr 9, 2024 16:07
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I used to make a living doing it and teaching others how, so yes. It's really a quite dumb thing to do, though.
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Apr 9, 2024 16:11
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peachy... posted:The hardest fight is the one against your own personal demons. Do your best to look after yourselves
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Apr 9, 2024 16:21
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Of course. I know the top two techniques. 1. Break the wrist, walk away. And if that doesn't work 2. Pocket Sand and run away.
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Apr 9, 2024 16:27
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Internetjack posted:You know you've found a good self-defense teacher when the first thing you are taught is, "Get a good pair of running shoes". Yeah. Also, a good instructor will teach you situational awareness so you're less likely to find yourself in a bad predicament to begin with. And I mean awareness both before and during an encounter. AcidCat posted:Pocket Sand shi-sha!
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Apr 9, 2024 16:33
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Violence? Again, OP? I'm not mad but I am very disappointed.
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Literally A Person posted:Violence? Again, OP? I'm not mad but I am very disappointed. Just taking a survey. Good to know what you're working with, you know?
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Apr 9, 2024 16:34
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My mastery of the Northern Mantis Fist has resulted in over 200 spectacular knock-outs. Who was knocked out? Why does that matter?
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Apr 9, 2024 16:35
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I’d say probably not, but I also have no qualms about fighting dirty, so when the other dude squares up and tries to fight like a real man, my only hope is to kick them in the balls as hard as I can.
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redshirt posted:*interview questions Rumbles are practically second nature to me, since I've watched so many  just don't get thrown over the top rope and you're golden, at least until it's just you and a few (other) main eventers, at which point there are no guarantees
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STABASS posted:My mastery of the Northern Mantis Fist has resulted in over 200 spectacular knock-outs. Who was knocked out? Why does that matter? For the best (and I mean worst) names for techniques, look no further than Kenpo Karate. Kenpo is fun and a good way to learn basic principles and body mechanics (provided you have a good teacher), but it's also very dumb. I got my first black belt in it when I was a young lad. Here's a sampling of technique names and a couple of goofy rear end videos from what looks like a lovely instructor: Scraping Hoof Striking Serpent’s Head Cross of Destruction Gift in Return Menacing Twirl Heavenly Ascent Thrust into Darkness Fatal Deviation Reprimanding the Bears https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mcRMAZ7EEig https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2KDvQBpg6nI lol it's soooo bad. kenpo sucks isaboo fucked around with this message at 16:54 on Apr 9, 2024 |
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Apr 9, 2024 16:50
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"Pack it up Pack it in"
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redshirt posted:"Pack it up Pack it in" Ah yes, that's a 9th degree black belt Kenpo technique
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Apr 9, 2024 17:34
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I need some time to power up my special beam cannon
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DeadFatDuckFat posted:I need some time to power up my special beam cannon lol the creativity of 13 year old boys coming up with new names for Kenpo techniques is beyond reproach. we had a ton of fun with that.
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Apr 9, 2024 17:42
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isaboo posted:Ah yes, that's a 9th degree black belt Kenpo technique lol. What other Black Belts do you have?
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Also, there are big differences between fighting, brawling, and self defense. What works in one case may not work in another.
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redshirt posted:lol. What other Black Belts do you have? I have a black belt in BJJ. The other arts I enjoy and teach don't have belts, but have titles for instructors. I'm an Ajarn in muay Thai, Lakan Guro in Kali, and Pembantu Guru in Silat.
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I've never been in a real fight but have recieved two black eyes from being sucker punched. If I was inna real fight I would be too stupid to back off until it was too late and far too slow and weak to actually land a good hit. My preplanned go to move is a headbutt followed by waking up in the hospital after knocking myself out on the other person's face.
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Apr 9, 2024 17:54
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I can fight women (bog standard untough women), children, scrubs, nerds and old folks no problem.
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Apr 9, 2024 17:55
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If I have to, yes. Fortunately I'm grown up and situationally aware, so I can avoid it. It's exhausting, painful, and bad for your mental and physical health.
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isaboo posted:I have a black belt in BJJ. The other arts I enjoy and teach don't have belts, but have titles for instructors. I'm an Ajarn in muay Thai, Lakan Guro in Kali, and Pembantu Guru in Silat. Dang, impressive. You've got a leadership role in the rumble if you want it.
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Torquemada posted:If I have to, yes. Fortunately I'm grown up and situationally aware, so I can avoid it. It's exhausting, painful, and bad for your mental and physical health. Fighting or being situationally aware?
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I've gotten pretty into prepping lately so like I've got 3 Glocks, a 1911, a derringer, 6 knives of various lengths and blade deployment methods (switch, butterfly, shoots out my sleeves like Assassins Creed) as part of my EDC, so yeah, I can loving fight OP
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