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The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > Can you fight?
 
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Saint Isaias Boner
Jan 17, 2007

hi how are you ♥

The Bible posted:



I knew a guy in high school who said he could fight but didn't want to because he was so good his hands had to be registered as lethal weapons, I bet he was pretty hot poo poo.

I always wondered where you had to register hands, is there something like a DMV

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Saint Isaias Boner
Jan 17, 2007

hi how are you ♥

isaboo posted:

Pro tip:

A good, super bright flashlight is a decent self defense tool. If you're walking to your car alone in dim light, you can use it to scout your path. It also WILL gently caress up an assailant's vision so you can kick them in their balls and run away. I used this one all the time as a bouncer:
https://www.surefire.com/e2d-defender/

It's pricey for a flashlight but it's the last one you'll ever need to buy. The beveled edges make it a great striking weapon too. Also you can carry it anywhere. I've taken mine on planes without a problem.

One dude I threw out of a bar after blinding him with it said "that's brighter than the word of GAWD!" He literally went to his knees when I flashed it at him.
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Saint Isaias Boner
Jan 17, 2007

hi how are you ♥

ninjoatse.cx posted:

I'm going up so many levels in fighting from reading these posts :cool:

I got my one inch punch down to half an inch thanks to this thread

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Saint Isaias Boner
Jan 17, 2007

hi how are you ♥

 i'll fight anyone ITT

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Saint Isaias Boner
Jan 17, 2007

hi how are you ♥

Smugworth posted:

don't come near me
I'll shoot

whoah easy now

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Saint Isaias Boner
Jan 17, 2007

hi how are you ♥

 i leveled up my machinist a bit in ffxiv but in the end i preferred being a healer

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The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > Can you fight?