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If push comes to shove and the poo poo is on the line, can you fight?
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# ¿ Apr 9, 2024 06:21 |
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# ¿ May 21, 2024 04:23 |
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tractor man posted:can YOU fight? Hell yeah bro
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# ¿ Apr 9, 2024 06:24 |
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Worf posted:yea but it wouldnt be worth going back to jail for so im probably retired Give an overview of your style. Right for the eyes?
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# ¿ Apr 9, 2024 06:39 |
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Sex Farm posted:fight what Good question. What do you feel comfortable fighting? An ape?
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# ¿ Apr 9, 2024 06:53 |
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I need some real hard pipe hittin fellows.
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# ¿ Apr 9, 2024 07:09 |
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Saint Isaias Boner posted:I always wondered where you had to register hands, is there something like a DMV They told me when I got my black belt........
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# ¿ Apr 9, 2024 07:13 |
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Here's my hermit secrets to fighting: 1: Avoid fighting at all costs, walk away. Your pride is not worth anything if that's what you think you are fighting for 2: If somehow 1 does not work - and you really should try your best - go for the throat. A little jab to the Adam's Apple and it's over, you see? It's not fun and games down here..... 3: Booby Traps
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# ¿ Apr 9, 2024 07:26 |
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syntaxfunction posted:I would 100% anticipate their attack, get it wrong, and wake up a day later. Hey man, you can be that guy who gets shot up early, eating bullets for the Protagonist....
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# ¿ Apr 9, 2024 08:00 |
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*interview questions Have you ever been in a Rumble?
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# ¿ Apr 9, 2024 15:34 |
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Literally A Person posted:Violence? Again, OP? I'm not mad but I am very disappointed. Just taking a survey. Good to know what you're working with, you know?
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# ¿ Apr 9, 2024 16:34 |
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"Pack it up Pack it in"
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# ¿ Apr 9, 2024 17:30 |
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isaboo posted:Ah yes, that's a 9th degree black belt Kenpo technique lol. What other Black Belts do you have?
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# ¿ Apr 9, 2024 17:42 |
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isaboo posted:I have a black belt in BJJ. The other arts I enjoy and teach don't have belts, but have titles for instructors. I'm an Ajarn in muay Thai, Lakan Guro in Kali, and Pembantu Guru in Silat. Dang, impressive. You've got a leadership role in the rumble if you want it.
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# ¿ Apr 9, 2024 17:55 |
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Dang It Bhabhi! posted:Anyone can fight. But can you love? Only myself, not another.
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# ¿ Apr 9, 2024 18:06 |
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isaboo posted:I've got experience in other poo poo as well - wing chun, Savate (french kickboxing), Lethwei (think muay Thai but with headbutts). My favorites by far are muay Thai, Silat, and Kali. Wrestling actually seems like the true killer fighting form. All other forms of fighting fail when they meet a tough wrestler.
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# ¿ Apr 9, 2024 18:07 |
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Nigmaetcetera posted:I absolutely cannot fight in my dreams. My fists brush harmlessly against my foes’ chins, and every time I’m carrying a gun either the safety gets stuck or it misfires or it explodes in my hand. I am the 100% opposite. All I do is fight in dreams, and I fight everyone and everything and always somehow come out on top at the bloody end.
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# ¿ Apr 9, 2024 18:40 |
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naem posted:I dreamt that the red haired lady from the show True Blood (which I’ve never watched) told me she wanted to drink my blood, she was very insistent So You're A Vampire......
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# ¿ Apr 9, 2024 18:48 |
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isaboo posted:Lol. Making sound effects when you're training is one of the best parts of learning martial arts. My Master (The best Master, shout out to Grandmaster Kim!) strongly taught us to make as little noise as possible, except for effect.
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# ¿ Apr 9, 2024 19:32 |
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isaboo posted:What style were you learning? lol cool story, as is to be expected. I learned Tae Kwan Do. The school is Jae H Kim right next to Fenway Park in Boston. I deeply respect the man.
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# ¿ Apr 9, 2024 20:15 |
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Carlos Lantana posted:every fight I had as an adult took place in a hospital Hospital fights are some of the saddest. Cuz you know they are all fueled by sadness and loss.
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# ¿ Apr 9, 2024 23:37 |
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MrQwerty posted:I got in a fistfight a couple weeks ago, my black eye is almost gone. Dude punched me in the temple with a ring and had to endure the rest of the fight looking at it while I didn't react to it, because my only fight skill is taking hits. He landed another good haymaker on my cheek but I busted his lip on his tooth while spraining my finger, then horse collared him and half-stripped his shirt and jacket off of him before it got broken up. Why the fight?
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# ¿ Apr 9, 2024 23:44 |
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MrQwerty posted:Someone needed to be told they were being disrespectful to my household and myself, and the way I went about it was TELLING THEM WHAT THE gently caress I THINK ABOUT YOU So your fault? You instigated the fight?
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# ¿ Apr 9, 2024 23:52 |
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MrQwerty posted:It was not a proud or positive moment in anyone's life Well, let's try and take some positives from it. How would you rate your own fight performance? Where can you improve?
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# ¿ Apr 10, 2024 00:04 |
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The Bible posted:You'd definitely beat my rear end but it would be a fun rumble. What's your background?
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# ¿ Apr 10, 2024 01:58 |
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Vile_Nihlist666 posted:I mean, I'm out of shape and fat... but.... Have you faced THE poo poo?
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# ¿ Apr 10, 2024 02:02 |
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Vile_Nihlist666 posted:Depends. Had my life threatened? Twice. Defend myself in my own home in a fist fight, at least once. Win every fight I've been in? Not a fuckin' chance. I know this is a shitpost thread, but real talk, what would you define as THE poo poo? To the death. A fight you must fight.
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# ¿ Apr 10, 2024 02:07 |
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Three Olives posted:I quietly plot, I just got a note from my neighbor beseeching me to reach out to him before emailing his tenants employer about their illegally parked company car again. What he doesn't know is I already got an email from a VP at his home lender saying yes, they very much would like to know that their client took out an owner occupied home loan and immediately rented the house out because I pulled his house note from the county recorder. 3O have you been in a fight ever?
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# ¿ Apr 10, 2024 02:09 |
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Vile_Nihlist666 posted:I've been fortunate (or unfortunate?) that both times my life was threatened were with handguns, not in a fight for my life. But I WOULD fight that fight, to be certain. For one glorious moment I fought every cop the City of Boston could throw at me.
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# ¿ Apr 10, 2024 02:14 |
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Vile_Nihlist666 posted:Didn't know GTA had a Boston entry. I tossed the EMTs aside easily of course, and then waves of cops melting off me like an ice breaker in the North Sea....
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# ¿ Apr 10, 2024 02:20 |
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Vampire Panties posted:Yeah I remember when the Sox won the Series Which year? 2004?
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# ¿ Apr 10, 2024 02:21 |
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Vampire Panties posted:Yeah 2004. I was living in San Diego it and was like Southie spilled on the streets Nice. I was living right next to Fenway. The World Series was a strange Coda to the actual spiritual victory, which was coming back against the Yankees down 3-0.
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# ¿ Apr 10, 2024 02:27 |
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ATTN: REAL ADVICE The first move I will always make in any sort of confrontation or fight is a block. I will block their flailing hook, their angry charge, their raised gun. The block is the best offense in a fight. If it works, your opponent is now wide open to any kind of counter punch you'd like. For example: Bar Bro charges with a right hook. Blocked with a left upper forearm block. Leaving that bro fully open for a counterstrike of whatever I choose. Like a quick jab to the chin or nose.
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# ¿ Apr 10, 2024 02:32 |
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Having shot enough in target practice, I know that shooting a target is pretty hard. And doing so while amped up emotionally?
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# ¿ Apr 10, 2024 02:45 |
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Here's a real fight story: Just a few weeks after I got my black belt in Tae Kwon Do I was walking up to my apartment door and my SPIDEY SENSE!!!!!! went off and I turned around and there was this tall skinny white man running right at me with a sledgehammer poised above his shoulder, screaming "Im gonna kill you!!!!" I was first internally pissed - this is no loving way to mug people!! - and then I lept at him while executing an X block and screaming at a high pitch. I blunted his swing and then took the sledgehammer away from him in one move. I then proceeded to kick his rear end but he got lucky and bounced off and away and ran into his waiting get away car, who drove off. I ran off after them but it was amazing, my eyesight had shrunk to a pinpoint. I could make out zero detail of the car or license plate.
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# ¿ Apr 10, 2024 03:00 |
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Vile_Nihlist666 posted:That may be true to a point, though I would say that drugs/drink are not required for the correct fighting mindset. What is required are two things: Acceptance that you will be taking damage as a routine matter of course, and the acceptance that you're not stopping until the other person isn't resisting, period. And when I say those things, I don't mean like, you're consciously thinking about it. I mean, it is a definite and absolute certainty in that moment that both things are true. There are good honest to innocent civilians out there....
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# ¿ Apr 10, 2024 03:11 |
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isaboo posted:Most of the many, many encounters I've had have not ended up on the ground. I think fights between unskilled fighters do, though. Or in an asymmetric fight where some poor sap is getting clowned on by someone who is skilled. Which is reason 1049 that Batman is so unrealistic (even while of course being the most realistic super hero):He would have to keep training, all the time. Many hours a day...
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# ¿ Apr 10, 2024 03:17 |
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Smugworth posted:MrQwerty vs Redshirt I'll take some of that action
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# ¿ Apr 10, 2024 03:28 |
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isaboo posted:Just make sure that whatever action you take actually manipulates their body in some way. Good advice
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# ¿ Apr 10, 2024 05:08 |
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Hey, let's bring it in. We are gathered here, us fighters. But we will not fight each other, of course. We are brothers and sisters. But when challenged in the night we will step up. We will say "That's not right". We will fight where it makes no sense to fight, but only because it's right.
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# ¿ Apr 10, 2024 05:56 |
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# ¿ May 21, 2024 04:23 |
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Spinz posted:I always wondered and I bet I can't. I don't know how you could arrange this, but sparring is a pretty safe way to fight. You get all the padding - head, torso, etc - so you're unlikely to actually get hurt. And you can punch away to your heart's content. Maybe look for local martial art places, and find one that's not run by some ex-military guy.
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# ¿ Apr 10, 2024 15:12 |