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The last fight I was in was in third grade. It was against Kevin Hester. All day long we'd find each other and be like, "Remember: The playground. After school. BE THERE." When we showed up to fight, a huge crowd of kids had gathered around. I hadn't been in a "fight" since kindergarten, and I had seen a lot of movies and had developed a sense of personal honor about this time, so being the gentleman that I was, I went to meet Kevin and go over the rules. But then Kevin punched me in the stomach, and then kicked me in the shin. I fell on the ground and he kicked he three or four more times in the stomach, and then two of his friends kicked my head and back, and then everyone ran away. Anyway, that's what I'm bringing to the table if you need some muscle.
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In 7th grade, my friend Jared got in a fight with Kevin. It was the same kind of deal as when I fought Kevin in 3rd grade -- we all gathered around in a big circle. But Jared was trying real hard to be cool so he had these enormous JNCO jeans that immediately fell down, and it was basically over but Kevin laid into it for a while, the entire time poor Jared trying to pull up his stupid gigantic pants.
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