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I got in a fistfight a couple weeks ago, my black eye is almost gone. Dude punched me in the temple with a ring and had to endure the rest of the fight looking at it while I didn't react to it, because my only fight skill is taking hits. He landed another good haymaker on my cheek but I busted his lip on his tooth while spraining my finger, then horse collared him and half-stripped his shirt and jacket off of him before it got broken up. The last time I got in a fistfight was 17 years ago, and I took exactly the same lesson this time as last: nobody wins.
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redshirt posted:Why the fight? Someone needed to be told they were being disrespectful to my household and myself, and the way I went about it was TELLING THEM WHAT THE gently caress I THINK ABOUT YOU
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Apr 9, 2024 23:50
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redshirt posted:So your fault? You instigated the fight? I aggressively said words at someone who had spent some time prior antagonizing me in my house, and his response was to punch me in the face with a ring, totally loving blasting my face with a bruise. My response was to gently caress up his face and destroy hundreds of dollars worth of his clothing and call him a loser while I went inside my house to fix myself, while he was jumping around shirtless in the parking lot.
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Apr 9, 2024 23:58
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It was not a proud or positive moment in anyone's life
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Apr 10, 2024 00:03
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redshirt posted:Well, let's try and take some positives from it. How would you rate your own fight performance? Where can you improve? Taking haymakers without reacting then horse collaring someone's shirt and jacket off them seems to work
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Apr 10, 2024 00:06
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Smugworth posted:MrQwerty vs Redshirt Gene vs Redshirt is more age-appropriate, I'm only pushing 40 and I've never bbeen a moderator
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Apr 10, 2024 23:01
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Lol all that saved me from the ground was dudes disbelief that I wasn't reacting to getting punched in the face and his vanity over his Ross clearance rack poo poo getting torn off him from the neck down by someone he just gave a black eye to, I have Ehlers-Danlos and would prefer to go longer than 20 years between fights (forever if possible). I heard through the grapevine he was pretty shook that I didn't go down with the first hit because that's his move. MrQwerty fucked around with this message at 23:13 on Apr 10, 2024 |
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Apr 10, 2024 23:09
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wesleywillis posted:Oh hell yeah!! Just the way I likes it!! Do you integrate forklifts into your fighting style
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Apr 10, 2024 23:29
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