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No, I fight by deescalation. I tell them I’m a pacifist and refuse to get out of my barstool. That’s always worked in the past. Of course it’s a moot point since I don’t drink anymore.
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Dang It Bhabhi! posted:You fight, but do you dare to dream? I absolutely cannot fight in my dreams. My fists brush harmlessly against my foes’ chins, and every time I’m carrying a gun either the safety gets stuck or it misfires or it explodes in my hand.
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Apr 9, 2024 18:34
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naem posted:because of the chemical your body produces to paralyze you while asleep I blame this chemical for my inability to effectively slug somebody in my dreams. If my actual arms could move in concert with my dream arms, I could probably decapitate my foes with one blow. Like, even when I have lucid dreams I know I’m incapable of harming anything, it sucks. Nigmaetcetera fucked around with this message at 18:56 on Apr 9, 2024 |
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Apr 9, 2024 18:50
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:Smash your bottle on the table and glass a mofo Why not smash the mofo on the table? It’d work even better with a glass table.
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Apr 10, 2024 19:55
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Your first move should be to try and escape.
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